Week 5 NFL Game Thread

[Ed Hillel]

Herzlich is a DE now?

 

[Van Everyman]

DPI call there on Collins looked very similar to the Butler pick.

 

[shoosh77]

Kap is not good at being a qb

 

[RIrooter09]

OBJ hurts himself celebrating.

 

[pappymojo]

49ers coach looks like he is wearing a track suit.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Such a lucky play for Eli.

 

[Stitch01]

Is Eli serious with these end zone throws?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Running from 7 out there is a tough ask, unless you're going for it on 4th.

 

[Stitch01]

Yeah that's an odd sequence but given these clowns made me hedge my teasers with SF +5.5 I'll allow it

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Kap is not good at being a qb

Indeed

 

[luckiestman]

Niners are only good after 10 pm east coast time

 

[rembrat]

Too much time for Eli.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Niners got about 80 yards in 4 plays.

 

[luckiestman]

I don't care that he ended our season once, I love Boldin

He's a Seminole, how could you not?

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

Big Blue Defense!!!

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

Niners got about 80 yards in 4 plays.

Worst offense in the league shreds a very poor defense

 

[Senator Donut]

He's a Seminole, how could you not?

I've always liked him since he was the only player worth a damn on the overmatched Seminoles in the 2003 Sugar Bowl. He was FSU's best quarterback that day.

 

[kieckeredinthehead]

I don't know a lot about football, but why the fuck are they throwing?

 

[NortheasternPJ]

Hope Eli remembers how many downs he has and how much time is left this time.

 

[ypioca]

Scored too soon.

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

Give me some Manning face to end a nice day!

I'm staying up past my bedtime for a classic Manning Face

 

[Ed Hillel]

LOL

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Kam Chancellor would have ended Eli's life there.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

ODB not being out there is making this less exciting than it could be.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Vereen shredding the Niners D

 

[RIrooter09]

Cover Vereen please.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[NortheasternPJ]

hahaha.

 

[ypioca]

Way to be in control, Coughlin.

 

[NortheasternPJ]

Eli looks like a lost puppy.

 

[kieckeredinthehead]

I don't know a lot about football, but why the hell would you make your offensive hand signals the same as a time out?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Weeeee

 

[NortheasternPJ]

Holy shit, what a bad throw.

 

[RIrooter09]

Maybe don't have hand signals that closely resemble a timeout you morons.

 

[luckiestman]

Ground?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Eli Face (tm)!!!

 

[ypioca]

Why the fuck would you have a signal that looks like a timeout?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Shit, no catch.

 

[DukeSox]

The fuck was that throw

 

[Dollar]

Great pass, Hoyer Manning.

 

[luckiestman]

Maybe don't have hand signals that closely resemble a timeout you morons.

I can't agree with that.

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

Eli escapes twice from picks plus the end zone pick he threw

 

[NortheasternPJ]

Why the fuck would you have a signal that looks like a timeout?

 
And why would your QB be looking completely lost at your coach if it was a call signal? 

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

That should be an int simply because it was such a bad pass

 

[In Vino Vinatieri]

Why the fuck would you have a signal that looks like a timeout?

Pretty sure that, with Coughlin screaming "JUST GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", it was Eli using the time-out signal with a question mark at the end directed at his coach. What a fucking moron. Oh my god

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

 
And why would your QB be looking completely lost at your coach if it was a call signal? 

Pre-Manning Face!!!

 

[luckiestman]

Old dirty bastard is back

 

[Stitch01]

Timeout was still probably better than the fifteen seconds they were about to waste

 

[luckiestman]

Grounding?

 

[Dahabenzapple2]

Grounding???!!!!!