I remain convienced that you are a super advanced artificial intelligence program that escaped from a DARPA lab so you can follow the Red Sox (which you learned to love, in your own way) and now lives in the internet.
Guest, I have a big favor to ask you. We've been working very hard to establish ourselves on social media. If you like/follow our pages it would be a HUGE help to us.
SoSH on Facebook and Inside the Pylon