Carp goes belly up (DFA)

[kieckeredinthehead]

He's probably looking forward to becoming chums with Rios and Sardinas, but staying away from Moreland.

 

[mauidano]

Good for Carp and the Rangers...Fresh Catch of the Day.

 

[Granite Sox]

What's with all the crappie jokes? His swing was so broken, not even Dr. Gill could fix him. Let's get reel. He was whaling away at pitches sitting dead red snapper, and couldn't hit the hook. Let him skate.

 

[LeoCarrillo]

He's probably looking forward to becoming chums with Rios and Sardinas, but staying away from Moreland.

 
This made me gaff.

 

[Puffy]

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

 

[E5 Yaz]

Rangers could end up catching and releasing

 

[AbbyNoho]

Oooh. A carp is a fish.

 

[Sprowl]

Oooh. A carp is a fish.

 

 

[Sprowl]

Why is that a gif?

Do not look a gif fish in the mouth.

 

[Archer1979]

They're going to need a bigger bench.

 

[Rasputin]

They're going to need a bigger bench.

I hate every single one of you except archer because this was brilliant.