Week 5 Gamethread

[Ale Xander]

This looks over
Cincy will get kickoff receipt with like 4 seconds

 

[luckiestman]

Bengals will have 3 losses by a total of 8 points

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Bengals will have 3 losses by a total of 8 points

The loss to PIT was unforgivable.

 

[JOBU]

Shank it please.

 

[BigSoxFan]

No way he misses

 

[Ale Xander]

Dead center

 

[ernieshore]

Idk, I just screen capped it and it looks good

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It didn’t look good to me from the second to last row in the upper deck after a few beers.

 

[JOBU]

Fuck. That would have been good if the posts were a yard apart.

 

[BigSoxFan]

He’s so good

 

[luckiestman]

It didn’t look good to me from the second to last row in the upper deck after a few beers.

I didn’t know the rule, live I would have thought it was no good.

 

[AB in DC]

The loss to PIT was unforgivable.

Pittsburgh might not win another game all year.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Good answer zac.

View: https://twitter.com/ben_baby/status/1579313562220081152

 

[soxhop411]

Good answer zac.

View: https://twitter.com/ben_baby/status/1579313562220081152

What tape?

 

[cshea]

Maybe cover Devante Adams?

 

[Bergs]

That was a ballsy call on 4th & 1 by Josh.

 

[Groovenstein]

What tape?

Scotch

 

[Ferm Sheller]

That was a ballsy call on 4th & 1 by Josh.

Yes, and I think that the KC defense might agree.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Stop playing press man with no S help on Adams, dumbfucks.

 

[cshea]

A Flacco approved drive

 

[Dollar]

Pretty dirty play by Adams in pulling the DB down by the helmet after the DPI.

 

[Bergs]

I like this game so far.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The Raiders are really putting it upon the hapless Chiefs here, early.

 

[Preacher]

Quintessential Flacco. But if it works, it works!

 

[Bergs]

Pretty dirty play by Adams in pulling the DB down by the helmet after the DPI.

Easy to say, but Adams was in the air, and was pushed backwards. Sometimes you just grab on to whatever's there when falling backwards without control of your own body.

 

[Helmet Head]

Quintessential Flacco. But if it works, it works!

I have no problem with the calls, they were legit PI’s.

The throws by Carr were just not good though. That should have been an easy TD if he put it in the right spot.

 

[Ale Xander]

Knife through butter

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Poor man's Rhamondre.

 

[cshea]

If kick here

 

[tims4wins]

If kick here

Totally disagree. If the score wasn’t 14-0 he’d have gone for it.

That said, 17-0 looks much better than getting stuffed on 4th.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

I guess Analytics changed its mind.

 

[Bergs]

I think the "afraid of spiders" actor in these Progressive ads is the same cat as the "cops in a car" iphone (???) camera ads last year. He's great. I want him to become a star.

 

[JOBU]

These in game “cartoons” are horrible. Who would give this idea the thumbs up?

 

[tims4wins]

Wonder when the last time every team but one in the conference had 2+ losses thru 5 games. It can’t have happened often.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Abram has been mediocre to shitty his entire tenure.

 

[Remagellan]

That run may have flipped the game

 

[Dollar]

lol Jerick McKinnon just ran over 7 Raiders

 

[JOBU]

Wonder when the last time every team but one in the conference had 2+ losses thru 5 games. It can’t have happened often.

Buffalo still only has 1.

edit I should probably read more better.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Wonder when the last time every team but one in the conference had 2+ losses thru 5 games. It can’t have happened often.

I was thinking after last week's games what's the earliest in the season that only one team is undefeated. After four games, only the Eagles hadn't suffered a loss.

(My first sentence is poorly worded but I don't have the energy to restate it. Think everyone knows what I mean.)

 

[Harry Hooper]

Raiders cannot cope with this tiny RB.

 

[patinorange]

I’m guessing 42-17 KC final.

 

[tims4wins]

I’m guessing 42-17 KC final.

feels about right

 

[Remagellan]

Not yet a TD

 

[Remagellan]

The Raiders are still getting pretty good pressure so I would not count them out yet.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

The Raiders are still getting pretty good pressure so I would not count them out yet.

Also they’re up 10 and KC D is getting pushed around.

 

[Dollar]

Divine Diablo sounds like a guy I would create in Madden.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

I’m guessing 42-17 KC final.

Yeah, I've seen this too many times before. Can't dupe me.

 

[Remagellan]

Also KC's kicker is shaky.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Also KC's kicker is shaky.

So we can put you down for 39-17, KC?

 

[Remagellan]

Divine Diablo sounds like a guy I would create in Madden.

Sounds like a title of a John Waters film.

 

[ernieshore]

These in game “cartoons” are horrible. Who would give this idea the thumbs up?

I think they started during Covid when they couldn’t get in a room with the players to do those cheesy “look at the camera and grin while spinning the football” shots.