MLB ASG Game Thread

Marbleheader

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Thank God there are no more self important Yankee farewell tours in the near future. Does anyone else get this kind of ball washing when they retire going forward? I'm trying to think of a current player that might get something approaching the ridiculousness we've been subjected to the past two seasons and I can't think of one.
 

Norm Siebern

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I love that the Cardinals gave up every run. Every time that Buck has to mention that, I can hear a slight tremor of sadness in his voice.

MVP is Matheny for force feeding the Cardinals pitchers.
 

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Marbleheader said:
Thank God there are no more self important Yankee farewell tours in the near future. Does anyone else get this kind of ball washing when they retire going forward? I'm trying to think of a current player that might get something approaching the ridiculousness we've been subjected to the past two seasons and I can't think of one.
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MyDaughterLovesTomGordon

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Producer: okay, the Jeter thing is getting played. We're going to transition to "fun As" meme shortly.

Get your Jeter fellatio in while you can.
 

Snodgrass'Muff

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rembrat said:
They really do need to speed up this game.
 
They could just pull the players off the field and spend the next half hour doing one long slow motion close up of Jeter in the dugout while Buck straps his belt around his own neck and whacks off to him in the booth.
 

Al Zarilla

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Snodgrass'Muff said:
 
They could just pull the players off the field and spend the next half hour doing one long slow motion close up of Jeter in the dugout while Buck straps his belt around his own neck and whacks off to him in the booth.
I defy anyone to top this one.