MLB ASG Game Thread

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RedOctober3829 said:
@BNightengale: Mike Trout walking across field and looks like he will be #MVP #Angels
 
 
MLB desperate to convince terrified fans that baseball will go on without Jeter.
 

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HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA MIKE TROUT CAN BE THE NEXT DEREK JETER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF
 

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soxhop411 said:
So fox went the whole game without talking about Tony Gwynn.... GJGE FOX/MLB
 
Jeter will raise him from the dead before they sign off.
 

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Nice question, Erin. Way to make that non Derek Jeter question about Derek Jeter. 
 

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Glad I'm not playing the Derek Jeter drinking game. That last barrage would've killed me by alcohol poisoning!!
 

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Sportscenter just now: "Thank you to Derek Jeter for inventing Twitter"
 
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best part of the coverage: While Perkins was interviewed, seeing some exec talking to Mike Trout near the mound/HP, giving a sense of relief that Jetes wasn't going to win MVP
 
worst part of the coverage (apart from the ballwashing/sucking off) : Kapler not using the Jetes rinky dink hits to right field to sneak in a 2004 reference.
 

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Dan to Theo to Ben said:
They're going to be selling $20 bottles of water in Cooperstown - July 2020, aren't they?
Have to wash the taste out of your mouth with something...

Though I imagine his probably tastes like the finest caviar or some such given the lengths some people will go for it.
 

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I know they do this at most (if not all) all star games, but does anyone else find it absurd that they give the MVP a car?  Does Trout need a vet?  Can't they donate money to a charity of his choice instead?
 
Giving a car to a multi-millionaire really pisses me off
 

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The only good part about this Jeter coverage is knowing how much it pisses ARod off.
A-Rod is throwing some lavishly expensive, sexually bizarre Midsummer Night's Dream party, where nude transgender nymphs are running around the apartment while he barks orders in a custom made Louis Vuitton centaur suit. I am your All Star nymphs. Bow down.
 

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A-Rod is throwing some lavishly expensive, sexually bizarre Midsummer Night's Dream party, where nude transgender nymphs are running around the apartment while he barks orders in a custom made Louis Vuitton centaur suit. I am your All Star nymphs. Bow down.
Holy Fuck, this, in some form, will be on Cinemax next spring. Cindy from the Brady Bunch can do the background music.