Please allow me to retort....Game 76
Dear Mr. Bloom. We love this sport.
It makes us grin, guffaw, and snort,
but it’s not fun when we see Ort.
Last night, he failed to hold the fort,
gave up the run we’d hoped he’d thwart,
and thus, we watched the Twins cavort.
I’m not the first fan to exhort
that he’s not good. We can’t distort
the facts. It’s time that we abort
this plan. He's an this unwanted wart.
Send him away with no escort.
Please and thank you for your support.
PS. We also need to sort
out a plan for catcher and short.
That puts you in a very large cohort.Please allow me to retort....
This is phenomenal.
This is so Seussian. I can't wait for Orten Hears "You're Through".Game 76
Dear Mr. Bloom. We love this sport.
It makes us grin, guffaw, and snort,
but it’s not fun when we see Ort.
Last night, he failed to hold the fort,
gave up the run we’d hoped he’d thwart,
and thus, we watched the Twins cavort.
I’m not the first fan to exhort
that he’s not good. We can’t distort
the facts. It’s time that we abort
this plan. He's an this unwanted wart.
Send him away with no escort.
Please and thank you for your support.
PS. We also need to sort
out a plan for catcher and short.
How did MLBPA sign off on a undecapleheader?*Garza becomes the 11th pitcher to start a game for the Red Sox today
fixedHow did MLBPA sign off on a undecapleheader?*
*No clue if that's what it would be called.
This is art. Bravo.This is so Seussian. I can't wait for Orten Hears "You're Through".
A Blue Hen! (as is one of my kids)
Here's the latest opener:I hope Chaim now realizes that this team needs another starting pitcher.
His 10+ ERA in his ML career should fix everything
I mean, it's been less than 2 innings and one of our pitchers just got hit in the face by a line drive. I'm not saying this game is winnable or anything but maybe take a step back from the ledge.Sox offense has done nothing, Sox defense has been terrible, Sox pitching with a no show. It looks like we are back to the Sox from a couple of weeks ago.
Kluber's on the IL with a sprained suck.Looks like it might be another good day for lots of Kluber & Ort.