6/21-Redd Soxx vs. Gray

[joe dokes]

Kluber was indecent last night. Those balls were long, hard and deep. That's in decent.
What's the difference between Jarren Duran stealing bases and a peeping tom? Duran snatches bags.
Carl Pohlad pretended to be so poor that if he wasn't a man he'd have nothing to play with.
David Ortiz....Twins fans will never forget him. But they've tried.

 

[YTF]

@joe dokes and @LynnRice75 are becoming the SoSH version of opener and bulk innings guy.

 

[54thMA]

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Kluber was indecent last night. Those balls were long, hard and deep. That's in decent.
What's the difference between Jarren Duran stealing bases and a peeping tom? Duran snatches bags.
Carl Pohlad pretended to be so poor that if he wasn't a man he'd have nothing to play with.
David Ortiz....Twins fans will never forget him. But they've tried.

Another solid choice, Sanford and Son was a very underrated show.

How ironic in that @joe dokes is on a comedian run and tonight we get Bill Burr on the NESN broadcast, should be interesting.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

How ironic in that @joe dokes is on a comedian run and tonight we get Bill Burr on the NESN broadcast, should be interesting.

We're through the looking glass, folks.

 

[joe dokes]

Another solid choice, Sanford and Son was a very underrated show.

How ironic in that @joe dokes is on a comedian run and tonight we get Bill Burr on the NESN broadcast, should be interesting.

I have to admit that, while I have heard of Bill Burr, and was pretty sure he's a comedian, I know nothing about him or his work (except his Breaking Bad appearance).

 

[mr_smith02]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiwFEI0FxSQ


Here's the Cliff's Notes on Bill Burr to prepare for the game.

 

[E5 Yaz]

I have to admit that, while I have heard of Bill Burr, and was pretty sure he's a comedian, I know nothing about him or his work (except his Breaking Bad appearance).

That's okay ... he's never heard of you, either

 

[InsideTheParker]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiwFEI0FxSQ


Here's the Cliff's Notes on Bill Burr to prepare for the game.

I have heard his schtick on NESN before. The only prep I need is to locate the mute button.
So, the Sox are on a very nice run. I'm enjoying it, except for the Ks: KeeKay and Kluber.
Someday, I choose to believe, Devers will hit with RISP.
Geaux, Sox!

 

[joe dokes]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiwFEI0FxSQ


Here's the Cliff's Notes on Bill Burr to prepare for the game.

Thanks.

That's okay ... he's never heard of you, either

And he also probably doesn't think my "best of" reel is all that funny.

Is there any way he goes 9 innings without saying "fuck"?

 

[54thMA]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiwFEI0FxSQ


Here's the Cliff's Notes on Bill Burr to prepare for the game.

"All she has on me is who I am as a person."

He usually throws this out there;
"She's this perfect person under museum glass and I'm a building with scaffolding around it, constantly being worked on."

 

[LynnRice75]

Game 75
All our pitchers (sans Kluber) mowed down pricks.
in a 10 to 4 win. That makes it 6
games in a row. When the Sox offense clicks,
they seize control just like the Bolsheviks,
and opposing pitchers run out of tricks,
unable to solve the complex Rubik’s
Cube of a lineup. There’s no way to nix
or even slow down the guys in our mix.
As of right now, there are no derelicts.
It seems the whole team is swinging big sticks
and doing damage like the lunatics
in A Clockwork Orange, one of Kubrick’s
most disturbing, darkest, demented flicks.
It’s all in good fun, though. We aren’t dicks.
We’re a collection of cool cats and chicks,
big city dwellers and back country hicks,
with fun online names and cute little pics
who post jokes and stats (but no Politics!)
to lift our spirits when we’ve had bad licks.
Rooting for water’s how we get our kicks.
Win again. We’re thirsty. We need our fix.

 

[Ale Xander]

When we we make the next Punto deal, can we give up Burr and get Ferrell or Haddish back from LA?

 

[joe dokes]

"All she has on me is who I am as a person."

That and baking in the xray machine got a laugh. But comedy, like other forms of art, is in the eye of the beholder. I mean no disrespect to his fans here.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

I have to admit that, while I have heard of Bill Burr, and was pretty sure he's a comedian, I know nothing about him or his work (except his Breaking Bad appearance).

I saw him at an Open Mic night in about 1996. Stitches, when it was on Beacom Street near Fenway.

He was awful

 

[54thMA]

That and baking in the xray machine got a laugh. But comedy, like other forms of art, is in the eye of the beholder. I mean no disrespect to his fans here.

He's certainly not for everyone, his "angry guy from Boston" rants specifically.

I'm sure his "woke" comments don't fly with a lot of people as well.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

When we we make the next Punto deal, can we give up Burr and get Ferrell or Haddish back from LA?

Will Farrell hasn't been funny for nearly two decades.

 

[LynnRice75]

BONUS POEM

ODE TO JOE
"Joe dokes" is an anagram of "Jokes Ode"
which seems like a funny yet fitting code,
for as his tribute to comedy's flowed,
he's helped the laughs and the offense explode.
(The secret to both is timing.) Joe strode
up when the season was in the commode,
bringing us joy which has led to a load
of wins, first at Fenway then on the road.
We give great thanks for the gift he's bestowed,
and hope the good times will never be slowed.

 

[Ale Xander]

Will Farrell hasn't been funny for nearly two decades.

Still funnier than Burr

Burr better watch out.
Hamilton will be in the house and wants revenge

 

[E5 Yaz]

1. Edouard Julien (L) 2B
2. Alex Kirilloff (L) 1B
3. Carlos Correa (R) SS
4. Byron Buxton (R) DH
5. Max Kepler (L) RF
6. Royce Lewis (R) 3B
7. Joey Gallo (L) LF
8. Christian Vazquez (R) C
9. Michael A. Taylor (R) CF

Whitlock vs Gray (RHP)

 

[54thMA]

Will Farrell hasn't been funny for nearly two decades.

View: https://youtu.be/matxz-G9q8M

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

BONUS POEM

ODE TO JOE
"Joe dokes" is an anagram of "Jokes Ode"
which seems like a funny yet fitting code,
for as his tribute to comedy's flowed,
he's helped the laughs and the offense explode.
(The secret to both is timing.) Joe strode
up when the season was in the commode,
bringing us joy which has led to a load
of wins, first at Fenway then on the road.
We give great thanks for the gift he's bestowed,
and hope the good times will never be slowed.

He certainly has led to a load







Of wins

 

[JOBU]

I like bill burr most of the time. His stand up is just ok but his last special on Netflix was (for me) a bit of a miss. I’ve always felt he’s at his best when being interviewed on late night or for talk shows. Just my opinion.

edit; not really looking forward to him being in the booth for 9 innings.

 

[54thMA]

I like bill burr most of the time. His stand up is just ok but his last special on Netflix was (for me) a bit of a miss. I’ve always felt he’s been better when being interviewed on late night or for talk shows. Just my opinion.

Agreed; his last special was not very good.

Loved his banter with Conan, some great stuff.

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

I think people might have Lenny Clark PTSD or something. Bill Burr is hysterical.

 

[Red(s)HawksFan]

edit; not really looking forward to him being in the booth for 9 innings.

Nine innings? This isn't just a drop in for an inning thing? Who the fuck thinks this is a good idea?

 

[LogansDad]

Nine innings? This isn't just a drop in for an inning thing? Who the fuck thinks this is a good idea?

People who are cool with me watching the Twins broadcast.

 

[BornToRun]

He's certainly not for everyone, his "angry guy from Boston" rants specifically.

I'm sure his "woke" comments don't fly with a lot of people as well.

I find a lot of comedians to be self-important, hypocritical babies and nothing will hammer home that belief with greater strength than when they complain about “wokeness”, “political correctness“, or “people being too sensitive“

 

[JOBU]

Nine innings? This isn't just a drop in for an inning thing? Who the fuck thinks this is a good idea?

My belief is that yes… it’s for the full broadcast. And we thought millar was annoying lol

 

[snowmanny]

That's okay ... he's never heard of you, either

Hey that’s the motto Dave Barry proposed for Haverford College

 

[joe dokes]

nm....
let's get ready for some baseball....

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Duran CF
Verdugo RF
Turner DH
Devers 3B
Yoshida LF
Casas 1B
Arroyo 2B
McGuire C
Hernández SS
Whitlock P

 

[joe dokes]

Duvall off; I'm guessing Devers gets tomorrow afternoon. (Yoshida DH; Turner 3B?)

 

[E5 Yaz]

Kluber to IL with shoulder inflammation. David Hamilton activated.

View: https://twitter.com/ChrisCotillo/status/1671627382652903425?cxt=HHwWgoC9ve6P6LIuAAAA

 

[cornwalls@6]

"Shoulder inflammation"........... The sox version of sending him to Belize.

 

[E5 Yaz]

"Shoulder inflammation"........... The sox version of sending him to Belize.

Hellenic Flu ... he'll rehab in extended Sprint Training with Craig Grebeck

 

[LogansDad]

In before "Why did Casas look like he was going to throw the ball at the end of that inning?"

 

[Fishy1]

Wish we'd see less of McGuire out there against so many RHP when Wong has a reverse split.

 

[Moviegoer]

Kluber to IL with shoulder inflammation. David Hamilton activated.

View: https://twitter.com/ChrisCotillo/status/1671627382652903425?cxt=HHwWgoC9ve6P6LIuAAAA

The Sox should be commended for not actually taking a tire iron to his shoulder, but just saying he was injured.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

McGuire had a good April but has regressed ever since and his defense is poor. Wong should be catching full time.

 

[JOBU]

McGuire had a good April but has regressed ever since and his defense is poor. Wong should be catching full time.

Maybe he just needs a day off to ice down his marbles

 

[Red(s)HawksFan]

McGuire had a good April but has regressed ever since and his defense is poor. Wong should be catching full time.

Wong has caught five of the last six games. The one he didn't start was game 2 of the double header.

 

[LogansDad]

Wong has caught five of the last six games. The one he didn't start was game 2 of the double header.

Why are you bringing facts to game threads?

FFS

 

[Fishy1]

Wong has caught five of the last six games. The one he didn't start was game 2 of the double header.

Totally fair. Just sick of McGuire's hapless plate appearances I guess.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The Burr slander is completely misguided. The man already led the Sox to a win during their best stretch of the season.

https://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?threads/5-6-2023-boston-philadelphia-the-philadelphia-incident.39419/#post-5539598

Burr4Life!

 

[E5 Yaz]

Wong has caught five of the last six games. The one he didn't start was game 2 of the double header.

There's also a day game tomorrow that Wong likely will catch

 

[Jason Bae]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2wCsKesh8I

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

The Burr slander is completely misguided. The man already led the Sox to a win during their best stretch of the season.

https://sonsofsamhorn.net/index.php?threads/5-6-2023-boston-philadelphia-the-philadelphia-incident.39419/#post-5539598

Burr4Life!

He is the worst Burr.

 

[E5 Yaz]

He is the worst Burr.

Second. The worst Burr led to us having to see "Hamilton"

 

[joe dokes]

He is the worst Burr.

Team Raymond here. (Best Burr, that is)

 

[budcrew08]

Second. The worst Burr led to us having to see "Hamilton"

Don’t you want to be in the room where it happened?