Seconded. They are one of my favorite SoSH things about the 2023 season.I just love these poems @LynnRice75
Thirded. I look forward to them almost as much as to the games themselves.Seconded. They are one of my favorite SoSH things about the 2023 season.
Yep, I'm a fan. Let's get over .500 today!I can think of worse campaign slogans
Thank you.I can’t believe Bloom signed Chang not knowing he was pregnant.
The crack Sox medical staff strikes again!I can’t believe Bloom signed Chang not knowing he was pregnant.
Yu will be Chang-ing diapers soon.Yu Chang goes on the Paternity List, so Enmanuel Valdez is starting at second base tonight.
HamstringSo, Arroyo definitely has an ouchie, yes? What is it?
Chang and the wife made sure it didn't coincide with the WBC. Priorities.I can’t believe Bloom signed Chang not knowing he was pregnant.
When you indiscriminately drop the F bomb things happen.Yu Chang goes on the Paternity List, so Enmanuel Valdez is starting at second base tonight.
SSS, but he's still hitting RHP this year. . .ice cold against lefties though. https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=valdez000enm&type=bgl&year=2023Yu Chang goes on the Paternity List, so Enmanuel Valdez is starting at second base tonight.
Chaim mulling his 2023 shortstop options:I can’t believe Bloom signed Chang not knowing he was pregnant.
Immaculate.I can’t believe Bloom signed Chang not knowing he was pregnant.
Paging Dr. @absintheofmalaiseChaim mulling his 2023 shortstop options:
"Well, there is the franchise icon. He may be a little expensive, but hell, its only money..."
Pads just offered him $280 mil, boss.
"Oh...Send him a nice thank you card, maybe an edible arrangement. How about our big money second baseman/former shortstop?"
Hate to tell you boss, but his elbow needs extra duct tape and maybe 4-6 months.
"OK, no problem. Get the Royals on the phone. They've got a slick fielding short stop they don't really need."
Well, he's got a bum knee and can barely walk right now.
"Even better! I bet they'd take next to nothing for him."
We do have a surplus of next-to-nothing.
"Make it so, Number 1. We can move our center fielder to SS until that guy heals up, and sign a free agent CF who IS all healed up"
Great idea, sir...but just in case, should we maybe add a little depth, just to be sure?
"Depth? Don't we still have Bobby D?"
Uh, yeah, but I was thinking someone who can actually play shortstop. There is this one guy, he can field the position, though he might go 0 for 30 at some point. Only problem is, sir, I don't know how to say this, the man is pregnant!
"Pregnant? Hah! We're talking deep depth here. We're never going to need the guy. Our injury luck is bound to change, right?
Either MLB got uber-progressive when I wasn't paying attention or I slept through way more health classes than I thought.I can’t believe Bloom signed Chang not knowing he was pregnant.
Sox are 17-4 in those yellow jerseys. If they play like that with them on, wear them as much as you want.Kinda caught the tail end of this interview with Sam Kennedy… did he just say the city connect jerseys were going to become a more common sight and that they were going to mix the home whites in??? I hope I heard something wrong there… jfc
He’ll fit right in.So I checked Sox prospects about this kid. They had him a a so-so bat, lousy fielder. That accurate?
Is there name change to the Boston Yellow and Blue Sox on the horizon?Kinda caught the tail end of this interview with Sam Kennedy… did he just say the city connect jerseys were going to become a more common sight and that they were going to mix the home whites in??? I hope I heard something wrong there… jfc
What’s so-so translate to? .240?So I checked Sox prospects about this kid. They had him a a so-so bat, lousy fielder. That accurate?
er...Kluber's in the soup early, 2nd and 3rd one out...
er...
3rd, two outs, one run in