Round 1, Game 1 - Saturday, 3:30 p.m. against TBD (does it matter? No, they're lambs to the slaughter regardless)

[Ed Hillel]

Pretty stagnant possession, but Marcus hustle daved it

 

[TripleOT]

Boston only 5-10 in the paint, and 2-9 from three in the third quarter.

7 buckets at the rim for the Hawks, on 10 tries.

 

[The Mort Report]

13 turnovers, 7 that quarter *facepalm*

JB has 5 of them, no one else more than 2

 

[Ed Hillel]

line drive 3 goes in

 

[Strike4]

This is kind of shitty given the level of competition.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Ffs

 

[ifmanis5]

Not great here.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Get it the fuck together holy shit

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

We’ve seen this movie.

 

[ifmanis5]

Good timeout.

 

[Lazy vs Crazy]

Ok don't do this.

 

[Ed Hillel]

This fucking team fucking hell

 

[Brand Name]

This is sloppy, wake up. Everyone's leaning that far in and you lose sight of the ball? Ugh.

 

[Minneapolis Millers]

If this gets under 10 I’m gonna break the TV.

 

[ifmanis5]

Cut the cheese please and finish up strong.

 

[djbayko]

Why is Smart all of our offense this quarter?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Brogdon and White handling no more of this shit

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Runs are a thing in the old Enn Bee Ayy

 

[benhogan]

going Double BIG against these guys is a mistake

 

[Reverend]

That shitty third could be good for them. Get reminded early that they can always fuck up if they don’t keep it together.

 

[soxin6]

Put Smart on the bench

 

[Imbricus]

Ugh, dogsh**. Couldn't someone have called out to Al that Bogdan was coming up on his blindside?

 

[ifmanis5]

31-12 run, 39-22 since halftime.

 

[mikeot]

It was, but it’s hard to complain about entering the 4th up 19.

Complaining now, wake the f up.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Some lazy-ass basketball from your Boston Celtics. Probably won't matter, though.

I suck.

 

[TripleOT]

Will this Celtics team ever learn that they can’t let the foot off the gas?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

That shitty third could be good for them. Get reminded early that they can always fuck up if they don’t keep it together.

Im 60/40 there with this take

 

[McBride11]

If this gets under 10 I’m gonna break the TV.

Please record on phone

Why did JT even push him? Ball was in

Cs gotta wake the fuck up

 

[radsoxfan]

Trae is horrible on D but Hawks have the advantage in the sense if we target him it’s Marcus taking shots from much better offensive players.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That shitty third could be good for them. Get reminded early that they can always fuck up if they don’t keep it together.

They’ve had about 10 seminars on that already this year. Don’t seem to learn.

 

[JCizzle]

Can they not do this please?

 

[djbayko]

That shitty third could be good for them. Get reminded early that they can always fuck up if they don’t keep it together.

Well, it's been an even shittier 4th so far...

 

[McBride11]

I'm hurt they called the long baggy shorts 'old school' on that allstate commercial

 

[Just a bit outside]

Trae is horrible on D but Hawks have the advantage in the sense if we target him it’s Marcus taking shots from much better offensive players.

They should put Marcus in the post and pass it to him. Don’t make him start 25 ft from the hoop.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Standing still on offense

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

BROGDON CORLEONE

 

[ifmanis5]

Nice answer.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That possession was Full Jaylen

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Way to settle down. Everyone makes a run.

 

[Minneapolis Millers]

That’s better…

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Jaylen Brown is good at basketball even if he lost some fans here today

 

[nattysez]

Fabulous timeout. Team came out refocused.

 

[djbayko]

Good response. Glad they turned up the intensity again.

 

[Ale Xander]

Grants not even dressed?

closing lineup should be PP Davidson 99 Muscala and Kornet?

 

[Imbricus]

There we go. That's more like it.

 

[Cellar-Door]

This game is so on brand for the Celtics. Come out and play great ball, destroy an inferior opponent. Get incredibly lazy/sloppy with the big lead and piss it away. Still win (I assume) but end up not getting to rest your guys as much because you didn't let off the gas, you turned the engine off completely.

 

[TripleOT]

Lol Atlanta

 

[djbayko]

Jaylen Brown is good at basketball even if he lost some fans here today

Did he? Why?

 

[mikeot]

CJM learning the art of the TO.

 

[Ale Xander]

That shitty third could be good for them. Get reminded early that they can always fuck up if they don’t keep it together.

This is also my take