Nope, if you win, you win, and I'll pay up.QSus interruptus… I’m good for the $50 if he doesn’t come back as he has outperformed so far.
OK - I guess let’s just hope he comes back quickly.Nope, if you win, you win, and I'll pay up.
You spend your energy worrying about PaxtonOK - I guess let’s just hope he comes back quickly.
Hahahahaha. It’s come to that hasn’t itYou spend your energy worrying about Paxton
38.1 IP as of end of the MIN game today. Good start today - old friend Vaz 3 run HR the only blemish unfortunately on a 96mph middle middle FB. Likely have to pay out as of his next start - which is actually a great thing!Paxton with 26 innings and counting! At this rate he'll breach the 40 IP threshold by the 4th of July.
I never liked Vaz but when he hit a HR it was always fun to see the joy he expressed…. I was glad to see him crank one yesterday and extra so in that it had no effect on the outcome38.1 IP as of end of the MIN game today. Good start today - old friend Vaz 3 run HR the only blemish unfortunately on a 96mph middle middle FB. Likely have to pay out as of his next start - which is actually a great thing!
Challenge: I've got $100 for the Jimmy Fund that says that Yoshida puts up at least 25 HR and 40 Doubles this year. I dare you to bet against that.
I will accept ookami7m's bet, even though I agree with his assessment of Yoshida-san. But this is my way to give money to the Jimmy Fund.
And that's a winner for the 40+ bet!Welp, Paxton made it 42.1 innings before getting hurt. Better than I expected.
Yup. But sad that he’s hurt again. Settle up end of season or as bets pay out?And that's a winner for the 40+ bet!
Good question. LogansDad makes the rules. I just bet on Sox players.Yup. But sad that he’s hurt again. Settle up end of season or as bets pay out?
Doesn't matter to me. I will update the first post sometime soon to show that the Paxton line has been crossed (and hope that he is back sooner than later to add to it)Good question. LogansDad makes the rules. I just bet on Sox players.
Welp, Enrique not finishing as a Red Sox is not something I contemplated. Dodgers stats will count.I'll donate up to $200 to the Jimmy Fund -- $25 for every calendar month (April to October inclusive) in which Enrique Hernandez hits at least one home run, and another $50 if he hits more than 10.5 for the year (playoffs included)
I owe $200 to the Jimmy Fund for @Coachster, @streeter88, @Pozo the Clown, and @NickEsasky.As one of the few posters on this board who has been excited for the 2023 Red Sox basically since the end of the 2022 World Series, this has been an incredibly long and frustrating offseason. Watching 75% of you turd buckets melt down 22.5 hours a day from November until February was like having my toe nails ripped out, one at a time, over and over. I am glad I don't live in Boston anymore, because if this offseason is the way the reasonable and thoughtful people that we are supposed to be on this board act when discussing baseball, then I can't imagine trying to chat with Sully from Southy about the Sox.
So, it's time. The season starts next week and I have spend 5 months trying not to rip my hair out reading the oozing panic all over SoSH, and 90% of you are probably tired of my optimism. Sadly, I live off of my military retirement, and just had to take out $15K in home repair loans, so I can't make any crazy, life changing wagers, but:
I HEREBY DECLARE AND LET IT BE KNOWN THUSLY:
I WILL TAKE ON THE FIRST FOUR (4 for those of you who can't read number words) SoSH CHALLENGERS UNDER THE FOLLOWING TERMS AND CONDITIONS
1) If the Red Sox finish the 2023 season below 81 wins, I will pay $50 per challenger to the Jimmy Fund.
2) If the Red Sox finish the season with 81 or more wins, but miss the playoffs, I will pay $25 per challenger to the Jimmy Fund, and each challenger will pay $25 to the Jimmy Fund (or the charity of their choice)
3) If the Red Sox make the playoffs, each challenger will pay $50 to the Jimmy Fund (or the charity of their choice).
4) If the Red Sox win the World Series, all four challengers and myself will pay $50 to the Jimmy Fund (or the charity of their choice), and everybody fucking wins.
You have until Sunday, 2 April, at midnight to accept this challenge.
Bring on the regular season, for fuck's sake.
LogansDad challengers:
1. Scott Cooper's Grand Slam
2. Average Game James
3. jwbasham84
4. Phil Plantier
Heating up in the bullpen challengers:
1. Coachster
2. streeter88
3. Pozo the Clown
4. NickEsasky
pk1627 challengers:
1. Traut
2. FlexFlexerson
3. DennyDoyle'sBoil
4. pokey_reese
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SIDE BETS
Coachster challenger(James Paxton 40+ innings, challengers take the over, $50 wager)
1. Sin Duda
streeter88 challenger (Paxton 40+ IP, challenger takes the over, $50 wager)
1. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat
streeter88 challenger (Sale 5+ QS, REAL QS, not those fake ones, whatever they are, challenger takes the over, $50 wager)
1. Bob Montgomery's Helmet Hat
DDB challenge (DDB pays $25 per month that Kiké hits a home run, and $50 extra if he hits >10.5, challenger accepts $100 wager to the Jimmy Fund if the Red Sox throw a no-hitter... a real no-hitter, not that fake shit)
1. rockchalkredsox
ookami7m challenger (Yoshida greater than 25 HR and 40 doubles, challenger takes the under, $100 wager)
1. StupendousMan
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DONATIONS
1. Average Game James: $1 for every IP by James Paxton
Finished at 33 doubles and 15 dingers. I’ll have that donation out after payday this week.Just as an update as we approach halfway. Masa is on 17 2B and 7 HR which is roughly pacing 40 and 16 assuming same % of games played etc.
I mean I'm going to be giving to the JF anyway, but this one looks like it could be close
Time to square up for me as well. $100 to the Jimmy Fund in the name of @Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat for the two side bets on Paxton and Sale. And since both Sale and Paxton exceeded 5 QS and 40 IP where I had no confidence that either would contribute in any meaningful way in 2023, I will double the donation - the second $100 to remember my sister who died of brain cancer in 2019. As @Heating up in the bullpen alluded to, probably as good a day as any to pay up. RIP Wake.I owe $200 to the Jimmy Fund for @Coachster, @streeter88, @Pozo the Clown, and @NickEsasky.
Never would have thought I'd be making that donation on the day Tim Wakefield dies of brain cancer. F*ck.
RIP Tim. Float three past the doorman on your way in. You'll never be forgotten down here.
I'm sure we're all working on the honor system here, but thought I'd share the confirmation of my gift to the Jimmy Fund's Defy Cancer fund In Memory of Tim Wakefield #49.I owe $200 to the Jimmy Fund for @Coachster, @streeter88, @Pozo the Clown, and @NickEsasky.
Never would have thought I'd be making that donation on the day Tim Wakefield dies of brain cancer. F*ck.
RIP Tim. Float three past the doorman on your way in. You'll never be forgotten down here.
I hate being right on this on the day Tim Wakefield dies so I’ll match. Fuck cancer.Challenge accepted. I want some joy when they win 78 games this year.
I've matched this donation, in honor of Tim Wakefield, and also because I'm looking forward to Yoshida-san's even better season next year.Finished at 33 doubles and 15 dingers. I’ll have that donation out after payday this week.
You're a good person.Done. Although not as elegantly as Heating Up in the Bullpen... @Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat ended up being the sole honoree, but my sister Kathy knows somewhere up there that it is partially for her too.
edit: belatedly realised you can use someone else's name as the donor name, sorry @Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat.
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Thanks for this. Didn’t mean to leave you hanging; it’s been a hard week.You're a good person.
I just matched the $100 from our bets in honor of your sister.
It’s pretty late on the East Coast, but wondering what the final washup was? Other than that the Sox are looking significantly more positive than the Pats, despite their dramatic collapse vs their / our midseason hopes…I will go through this week and figure everything out and update the OP.
My payment will probably go through on Nov 1st when I get paid next because of stuff that has come up over the summer and budget constraints.
Thanks guys.