It’s my partner’s birthday today. We’re going to Fenway.
Personally, I think it would be a good thing if the Boston Red Sox had more runs than the opposing team by the end of the ninth inning, thereby winning the game.
I’m tired of the boneheaded plays. I don’t like the put-downs. Gimme a real goofball win; I’m talking 13 runs in six innings. I’d settle for a couple of fancy defensive plays, too.
Just stop fucking around. We’re probably not seeing the promised land this season. That’s fine!
I mean, it’s not. It’s not really “fine.” It kind of pisses me off. But what I’m getting at here is, like… Baseball shouldn’t be this shitty to watch. It’s really getting on my nerves.
Can this team make baseball slightly less shitty to watch? Can we win one game—starting tonight—and then just see where tomorrow takes us?
Anyways. I’ll be at the game. Our seats are some of the best I’ve ever had. I’d like this one to be a ‘W.’
And now, a time-honored tradition: Picard flipping the bird.
Personally, I think it would be a good thing if the Boston Red Sox had more runs than the opposing team by the end of the ninth inning, thereby winning the game.
I’m tired of the boneheaded plays. I don’t like the put-downs. Gimme a real goofball win; I’m talking 13 runs in six innings. I’d settle for a couple of fancy defensive plays, too.
Just stop fucking around. We’re probably not seeing the promised land this season. That’s fine!
I mean, it’s not. It’s not really “fine.” It kind of pisses me off. But what I’m getting at here is, like… Baseball shouldn’t be this shitty to watch. It’s really getting on my nerves.
Can this team make baseball slightly less shitty to watch? Can we win one game—starting tonight—and then just see where tomorrow takes us?
Anyways. I’ll be at the game. Our seats are some of the best I’ve ever had. I’d like this one to be a ‘W.’
And now, a time-honored tradition: Picard flipping the bird.
