Greened Illusion: Lebron to the Celtics

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LBJ didn't text KD; isn't waiting on Kawhi, at least according to a "source close to" LBJ who talked to CLE's Joe Vardon. https://www.thescore.com/nba/news/1564099

Looks like he is opting out of his contract, which means it's PHI, CLE, or LAL.

LeBron should text every possible teammate in the league a knock-knock joke just to watch NBA twitter lose its mind before they figure out what he did.