Golazos

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JAG
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Goalkeeper? Check.
Not looking in the direction of the goal? Check.
Back heel? Check.
Rescuing a loss at the death? Super check.

 

Titans Bastard

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Okay, not exactly a golazo, but I'll submit this champagne soccer from the USL championship last night:

 

Titans Bastard

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A South African goalkeeper thinks he's Ronaldinho and scored a 90'+5' equalizer with a bicycle kick.

 

SocrManiac

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That's the type of goal where your teammates (rightfully) think you're a dick the 99 times out of 100 that you miss.
 

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If you're going to retire from the German national team after a friendly vs england, kicking this screamer for the game winner is a pretty good way to go out.

 

SocrManiac

Tommy Seebach’s mustache
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Holy shit.

My high school coach fucking destroyed me if I even stopped chattering for a second. He didn’t care what I was saying as long as I was involved. “Ball is white. Left shoulder! Grass is green. Time, turn! Coach is old.”

If I ever did that he’d have kicked me off the team, no question.
 

Dummy Hoy

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I've been horrifically neglectful in my Championship posting, but here's a couple of goals by Adam Reach that are worthy of this thread. First against L**ds:

(the shirt he held up was in tribute to the strength coach's wife who passed away after her second bout with cancer, leaving 3 young kids.horrible situation, nice tribute)

The next game he pulls this off:

(the only good video I could find also has the L**ds goal again, which is fun).

And for good measure, another ridiculous goal I watched live- John McGinn's shinner against Wednesday.
 

Titans Bastard

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Okay, golazo is a stretch but here's what Jermaine Jones is up to for the Ontario (CA) Fury of the indoor MASL.

 

Titans Bastard

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Am I a bad person if I find that depressing?
From what I can tell, he's just doing it to have fun. If he wanted a gig for a normal team, he'd have one somewhere. Landon Donovan and Dwayne DeRosario are playing MASL this season too.
 

OCST

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Pozuelo had this beauty for Toronto along with a penalty conversion and a nice assist.

I was watching this live and I knew this was going in as soon as he chipped it while not really believing it..
 
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OCST

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The Anti-Golazo:

PSG forward Eric Choupo-Moting, in what may be the worst miss of all time, vs. Strasbourg: