I got 80 seconds and the only ball bags handled were mine.Kilgore A. Trout said:I have to go take a pee right now. And I feel compelled to time it.
EDIT: 75 seconds.
I got 80 seconds and the only ball bags handled were mine.Kilgore A. Trout said:I have to go take a pee right now. And I feel compelled to time it.
EDIT: 75 seconds.
He also really needed to go so assume full bladder => greater than average urination time length.ScubaSteveAvery said:Belichick's press conference on the science behind urination times is going to EPIC.
Hoya81 said:Wells' team has to be telling the NFL there's no way to prove tampering beyond a reasonable doubt and avoid a lawsuit from either Kraft or the NFLPA on behalf of Brady.
riboflav said:
The Twitter theory is now that there was another bag of properly deflated balls already stashed in the bathroom with the officials' forged marks on them.
good thing I had no plans on watching the pregame coverage anyway, just keep him far away from the actual gameEd Hillel said:
69.66 seconds w/o 24 footballs to lug around and negotiate in and out of the bathroom door. Also, did not lock the door against harmless wife and child who are asleep.Kilgore A. Trout said:I have to go take a pee right now. And I feel compelled to time it.
EDIT: 75 seconds.
ScubaSteveAvery said:
Belichick's press conference on the science behind urination times is going to EPIC.
triniSox said:He also really needed to go so assume full bladder => greater than average urination time length.
DennyDoyle'sBoil said:The question isn't how fast can you take a piss. It's how fast can you deflate 11 footballs in a zipped bag, and do it accurately to 1 or 2 psi without accidentally deflating one to a point where you will totally get busted?
"Mike, he weighed 2 lbs less!! you telling me no one noticed?!?!Kull said:
You are onto something. He didn't have to empty his whole bladder, just a few PSIs worth.
I took 89 seconds, but I also checked my look in the mirror as if I was a 20 year old kid who was going to be hanging near cheerleaders in front of a crowd of 65,000 people on national tv.mauidano said:I got 80 seconds and the only ball bags handled were mine.
DennyDoyle'sBoil said:The question isn't how fast can you take a piss. It's how fast can you deflate 11 footballs in a zipped bag, and do it accurately to 1 or 2 psi without accidentally deflating one to a point where you will totally get busted?
Gambler7 said:Credit to Jeff Howe. He was on Felger and Mazz when the Glazer "report" broke. He brought up that the bathroom was right there in that area. Everyone laughed it off but he was pretty serious.
Kull said:
You are onto something. He didn't have to empty his whole bladder, just a few PSIs worth.
If he had peed on his own, the cleanup alone would have taken more than 90 secondsdoc said:Maybe he pee'd on the Colts balls
DrewDawg said:
It took one guy 1.2 seconds to deflate a ball 2 PSI. And you have to go 11 for 11 here. You go too short, there's no time to measure and it'd be tough to nail it trying a second time.
DrewDawg said:
It took one guy 1.2 seconds to deflate a ball 2 PSI. And you have to go 11 for 11 here. You go too short, there's no time to measure and it'd be tough to nail it trying a second time.
He then called them cheaters.soxhop411 said:RT @mikefreemanNFL: All men of Twitter: go time yourself peeing and then report back. Let's compile a national average.
That's needle in time, right? That leaves seven second per ball to find the valve and insert the needle, plus zip and unzip the bag. And why would he have rushed? Take two minutes. No way you could do this in 90 seconds.DrewDawg said:It took one guy 1.2 seconds to deflate a ball 2 PSI. And you have to go 11 for 11 here. You go too short, there's no time to measure and it'd be tough to nail it trying a second time.
Ed Hillel said:He then called them cheaters.
Gotta spend a few seconds checking the hair out in the mirror....scotian1 said:90 seconds in the washroom=enters puts the ball bags down, locks the door, unzippers, does his business, rezippers, washes hands, picks up bags and unlocks door. Certainly it would take that long.
Ed Hillel said:He then called them cheaters.
There would have to be video of someone bringing in the unapproved balls and leaving them there. And someone removing the ref approved balls later. It sounds like from Jeff Howe this is a public bathroom. Whole thing is crazy.riboflav said:
The Twitter theory is now that there was another bag of properly deflated balls already stashed in the bathroom with the officials' forged marks on them.
It's going to be snowy and they'll be tailed by the KGB the whole time?cymbaline777 said:Been watching this discussion for a week unfortunately. I feel as if Brady and the Pats going to Arizona for the Super Bowl will be like Rocky going to Moscow in Part IV.
Not if they went through the ducts, a la Jason Grimsley...Hoya81 said:There would have to be video of someone bringing in the unapproved balls and leaving them there. And someone removing the ref approved balls later. It sounds like from Jeff Howe this is a public bathroom. Whole thing is crazy.
That show's just how invested people are in the idea that Boogeyman Bill and the Patriots are bad!bad!bad! It's not even possible to these people that there could be a perfectly mundane explanation.riboflav said:The Twitter theory is now that there was another bag of properly deflated balls already stashed in the bathroom with the officials' forged marks on them.
Hoya81 said:There would have to be video of someone bringing in the unapproved balls and leaving them there. And someone removing the ref approved balls later. It sounds like from Jeff Howe this is a public bathroom. Whole thing is crazy.
Hoya81 said:There would have to be video of someone bringing in the unapproved balls and leaving them there. And someone removing the ref approved balls later. It sounds like from Jeff Howe this is a public bathroom. Whole thing is crazy.
Oh when I'm home forgetaboutit. Even if I'm just taking a piss, I grab the iPad, sit down, and relax for 10-15 min.steveluck7 said:do you have indoor plumbing???
Gambler7 said:Ha I'm there with you on Freeman. He blocked me for nicely calling him out on one tweet. I then found his past lying and cheating history.
NWsoxophile said:That show's just how invested people are in the idea that Boogeyman Bill and the Patriots are bad!bad!bad! It's not even possible to these people that there could be a perfectly mundane explanation.