#DFG: Canceling the Noise
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He took the book in the bathroom and they forced him to buy it.GeorgeCostanza said:
edit: shit you meant the one where George can't return the book because it was "flagged" huh?
Between the stage fright and having to fiddle around with the damn tweezers and magnifying glass....Papelbon's Poutine said:
Corsi said:
This poor person's bowel movements are about to be scrutinized at a level not seen since King George the III's reign.
I can't wait for the PBS special with conspiracy theorists taking the air out of 12 balls in 90 seconds a la Lee Harvey.
Love how Glazer reported "another area" and "different room."
Shitter, bruh, the word you're looking for is shitter.
Shitter, bruh, the word you're looking for is shitter.
/Roger
Our exhaustive investigation has found no evidence that this ballboy washed his hands
Employees MUST wash hands before returning to work
$500,000 fine and 2nd round pick
/Roger
Our exhaustive investigation has found no evidence that this ballboy washed his hands
Employees MUST wash hands before returning to work
$500,000 fine and 2nd round pick
/Roger
We know when the ball boy took a piss but not whether an actual gauge test was done on the balls pregame or whether they were reinflatwded at halftime?
I got that right? Because if so, this is simply glorious. The league is literally a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football.
I got that right? Because if so, this is simply glorious. The league is literally a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football.
Morgan's Magic Snowplow said:
I need the standard deviations of men's peeing times to provide an accurate analysis here. Anything less will NOT SUFFICE.
steveluck7 said:
ESPN op/ed: Kraft must fire Belichick and Brady for not knowing ballboy didn't wash hands
This 1 million times over. Nothing makes it seem more evident that someone in the NFL "leadership" is trying to screw over the Pats or at least win the PR battle in advance of losing the war.Myt1 said:
I've mostly stuck to this thread for info and discussion, but circumstances had me listening to the Freddie Coleman show on espn radio. In a string of 10-12 consecutive callers there wasn't a single sane or even rational voice. Pretty depressing. Coleman himself didn't say a word about Belichick, Kraft, or Brady that wasn't dripping with sarcasm. What a hack job. It's odd, as this has gone on I've become more confident every day that the Pats are clean, and I assumed that maybe that the outside world might be keeping more of an open mind in light of the science and the pressers...nope.
Seriously, am I the only one who takes a good 3 minutes to piss? I'm talking from withdrawal of the member, to evac, shake, and wash up?mauidano said:90 seconds huh? Prostate issues already!
"you did it, ted! the case cracker. me in the shitter!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEBUNMVP_8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEBUNMVP_8k
Wait a second:
So this guy's idea of joke was to send his son a picture of his urine festering in the bowels of Gilette? I mean I get it, but it's still weird (although if he had taken a dump it would have been WAY funnier).
The internal conspiracy theorist thinks this is some bullshit to explain how he had a picture of the bathroom in the first place. But, I think he's probably just weird.
So this guy's idea of joke was to send his son a picture of his urine festering in the bowels of Gilette? I mean I get it, but it's still weird (although if he had taken a dump it would have been WAY funnier).
The internal conspiracy theorist thinks this is some bullshit to explain how he had a picture of the bathroom in the first place. But, I think he's probably just weird.
Peak Oil Can Boyd said:
Someone mentioned when this leak first came out that the rule states that a league employed ball attendant takes the footballs from the referees to the team ballboys before the game. The rules say "ball attendant" and the leak said "locker room attendant" but if this PFT leak is true it was almost certainly the ball attendant.
I honestly can't tell if this is a real post or not - it's like,something out of the,onion. it is real the then the media just spent the day talking about a ball attendant taking a piss before the game, and this is the stupidest thing ever officially.Corsi said:
This is the moment where it officially became the stupidest thing ever.
And I would add, as many parents know, you should spend 20 seconds washing your hands and an additional 20 seconds rinsing for full germ killing effectiveness.BroodsSexton said:
BroodsSexton said:
Average animal, 21 seconds. That ballboy was definitely up to no good in those extra 69 seconds.
theapportioner said:
Right, so the kid either broke the NFL rules or violated the Law of Urination, as defined in this article. Take your poison, kid.
