#DFG: Canceling the Noise

Is there any level of suspension that you would advise Tom to accept?


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Bergs

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Bob420 said:
He said they inflate them to 12.5 range. They don't really need to have the before test.

If the Pats measurements at halftime are in the 10.5 range as has been rumored/leaked,the back up balls were in the acceptable range, and the Colts footballs had a much smaller variation, either BB or Brady is lying and the refular footballs were submitted way below acceptable range while the backups were fine or they were tampered.

I have consistently said that they need to release the halftime and end of game measurements. Those measurements alone can be used to determine if something was done to the rumored 11 of 12 regular footballs.
 
I'm assuming a correlation between your user name and your logical skills.
 

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Red(s)HawksFan said:
 
Remember that scene in Remember the Titans where the officials are part of a conspiracy to cause the Titans to lose so Boone gets fired, but Yost is wise to it and first warns the refs he's on to them, then gives that inspiring speech to not allow the opposing team another yard, then tells Boone "leave no doubt".  Yeah, that.
I was coming on here to post that clip even though I can never get a youtube video to embed on here :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Neoih-gRdbU
 

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Salem's Lot said:
 
Of course the refs are saying that they did there jobs properly. Where is the official report signed by the ref that documents the readings? If there isn't one how do we really know that the refs aren't covering their asses.
No proof they did their job.
 
No proof the pats (or someone associated with them) let air out
 
Sooo.....
 
It must be the Pats!
 

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drleather2001 said:
Fuck "The Patriot Way".  It's dumb.  Christ.  In every other place in the world it's called "working hard". 
 
Not to get your hackles up, and certainly not to suggest that the Patriots have some magical higher state of being or anything, but:
 
I think you could argue that almost all of the players in the NFL work pretty damned hard, some more than others, of course.  For example, the Jets.  They aren't so great with the results, but I bet they work pretty hard.
 
And they do NOT handle stuff like this the same way.  
 
Even at work, you've probably seen office environments where people work quite hard, but also talk about stuff, complain about things, etc etc.  And you've probably seen pretty buttoned-down environments where things are very serious, very business-like.  I've worked in both.  In my experience, the less "stringent" work venues have people who work really hard, and are very productive, and very talented.  (There's a reason for this, but that's not for here)
 
Do I think it's The Secret to the Patriots's's sucess?  Not really.

Do I think it might help them stay focused?  Yeah I do.
 

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Salem's Lot said:
 
Of course the refs are saying that they did there jobs properly. Where is the official report signed by the ref that documents the readings? If there isn't one how do we really know that the refs aren't covering their asses.
 
This is what we're hoping for now?  Calling Walt Anderson a liar?  That they didn't do an official report that there's probably no requirement to do? 
 
Great.
 

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 it's time for the politicians to join in.
Sen. Dean Heller (R-Nev.) on Thursday said the National Football League should punish the New England Patriots for allegedly deflating footballs in last Sunday’s conference championship against the Indianapolis Colts.
“I’m calling on the NFL to work with the NFL Players Association to restore the credibility of the game before the Super Bowl kicks off on Feb. 1. I am seeking decisive actions ensuring all teams are playing according to the rules,” Heller said.
He noted that he represents the only state where betting on sports is legal, giving him a unique interest in ensuring the integrity of the sport.
 
 
 
http://www.redstate.com/2015/01/23/gops-sendeanheller-announces-big-problems-fixed/
 

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bakahump said:
It doesnt say the pats need to submit them at 12.5
 
It says the balls need to be 12.5
 
Thats the Job of the Refs to ensure this.
 
Pats dont call holds, PI or Roughing the passer penalties to ensure fair game play.
 
 
"These are the 12 balls we want to use"
"Ok let us make sure they are at the right PSI...."
I can't tell if you think you are disagreeing with something I wrote.
 

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Whatever the evidence, there is the issue for the NFL of no penalties issued from the Panthers game this very season.
 

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RSN Diaspora said:
LOL BOO HOO, former Panthers General Manager Marty Hurney:
 
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2015/01/23/former-panthers-g-m-blasts-patriots-for-culture-of-cheating/
 
 
Carolina? But didn't they...oh, yeah, they did. PFT kind buried this one:
 
 
I was about to post this I never heard the rumor that the Pats taped their walk through as well. Same interview but ESPN (http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12216634/former-carolina-panthers-gm-marty-hurney-angry-spygate-amid-new-england-patriots-controversy)
 
I like this quote the best 
 
Among those cited in the report were three of the five starting offensive linemen.
"That was wrong," Hurney said. "The organization didn't know anything about it and we took steps and we addressed that. We weren't going to put up with that. [Team owner] Jerry Richardson wasn't going to put up with that.
We actually cheated and it was proven, be we did not know anything and took care of it. This is completely different.
 
Some one should point out that taping from the sidelines was allowed in 2003.
 

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Honestly, if I'm testing footballs and I get to say, ball 18 of 48, and they all are clean, why the hell am I testing up to 48?  That doesn't seem normal to me, but maybe that's just because I tend to take shortcuts.
 

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Bob420 said:
If these numbers are true, a pre game measurement is not needed. Either the Pats inflated the back up balls correctly and willingly inflated the regular balls much less or they submitted properly submitted footballs and let air out.
 
There are many other possibilities here.  Your logic isn't.
 

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Stitch01 said:
Love it, hope it really is hurting that idiot GMs life and he's not just playing for the media. 
 
Guy goes from GM of a Super Bowl team to an AM talk show host.  I wonder why he's bitter.
 

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DennyDoyle'sBoil said:
 
This is what we're hoping for now?  Calling Walt Anderson a liar?  That they didn't do an official report that there's probably no requirement to do? 
 
Great.
 
Yes. Because I truly believe that there's a much better chance that the ref rubber stamped the pre-game ball inspection because they thought they had better shit to do, then the odds that Tom Brady or Bill Belichick trusted a $10 an hour ball boy to fuck with the footballs after the ref check. 
 

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Corsi said:
Honestly, if I'm testing footballs and I get to say, ball 18 of 48, and they all are clean, why the hell am I testing up to 48?  That doesn't seem normal to me, but maybe that's just because I tend to take shortcuts.
 
If they were tipped off ahead of time, I could easily see them being thorough and testing every ball.  That fits the "trying to catch the Pats" theory. 
 

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Did some senators weigh in when the players were knocking around their wives and kids? Seems a bigger issue with integrity. But thats just my opinion.
 

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Are all the balls stored in the same bag?  Is there a primary bag or a backup bag?  I guess what I am wondering about is how realistic is it for someone to break into the refs locker room and only deflate one of the two bags of balls and then know for certain that's the bag that goes out first.
 
Beyond that, some dude is deflating them within the 10 minutes between being given the balls and game time.  They don't warmup with game balls?  No video of when the balls make it outside?
 

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Every team tampers with the footballs. Ask any Qb In the league, this is ridiculous!!
11:51 AM - 21 Jan 2015


 
McBride11 said:
Did some senators weigh in when the players were knocking around their wives and kids? Seems a bigger issue with integrity. But thats just my opinion.
 
He's only weighing in because ALL the money in his state is tied to gambling. There is no battered family's PAC.
 

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Harry Hooper said:
 
 
The perfect outcome for the Commish is to let the Pats play at full strength and lose the game. Perhaps the officials on the field will help get to that result.
 
I don't think the refs will actively try to call the game for or against anyone.
 
But I think they are all cramming with their rule book right now, and will be trying to call any sort of technicality to the very letter.  

Sure, holding and PI and all that willl still be subjective, but they will be all over formations, elligibility, stuff like that.  Or at least they will be making an effort.
 
(note: nothing about this is a conspriacy or a criticism...I just think the refs have their meeting and say "well, there's some extra scrutiny here.  Let's call it by the book, right?)
 
 
I wonder how many times Belichick calls for an elligible/inelligible type play?  They got technicalitied out of one last week (rightfully so, I guess).
 

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
 
In the midst of yet another cheating scandal, a former New England Patriots ballboy has come forward with even more salacious details of the culture that has fostered "The Patriot Way." According to an unnamed former ballboy of the New England Patriots, while he knowns nothing of PSI specifications of footballs, ex-New England Wide Receiver Tony Simmons "had a massive tripod c**k" that "had to be taped to his leg before physical activity." While no other sources have come forward to confirm this report, none have come forward since we spoke to this individual earlier this morning to deny it either. In addition, the same source tells us that "Drew Bledsoe had a small hog and was hated by everybody except the offensive line." This well-placed source assures is that he remains a New England Patriots fan and thinks "Deflategate" is "dumb as shit," but that he "felt obligated to come forward to set the record straight." While the ballboy never worked for the Patriots while Bill Belichick was the head coach, he did work there while Belichick was an assistant. He has confirmed to us that Bill Belichick knew of both of these juicy tidbits and yet he did nothing. While it was not his direct responsibility under Bill Parcells, he was within the chain of command and can be considered at least partially responsible. There is no word yet on whether the NFL has investigated this information in the past, or if they plan to in the future, but we will continue to work with our sources to keep you informed.
 

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No wonder Simmons could never get open, dragging that thing around.
 

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PeaceSignMoose said:
I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for sideline reporter Ed Hillel's update.
 
But where is he?!
 
 
Ed Hillel said:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
 
In the midst of yet another cheating scandal, a former New England Patriots ballboy has come forward with even more salacious details of the culture that has fostered "The Patriot Way." According to an unnamed former ballboy of the New England Patriots, while he knowns nothing of PSI specifications of footballs, ex-New England Wide Receiver Tony Simmons "had a massive tripod c**k" that "had to be taped to his leg before physical activity." While no other sources have come forward to confirm this report, none have come forward since we spoke to this individual earlier this morning to deny it either. In addition, the same source tells us that "Drew Bledsoe had a small hog and was hated by everybody except the offensive line." This well-placed source assures is that he remains a New England Patriots fan and thinks "Deflategate" is "dumb as shit," but that he "felt obligated to come forward to set the record straight." While the ballboy never worked for the Patriots while Bill Belichick was the head coach, he did work there while Belichick was an assistant. He has confirmed to us that Bill Belichick knew of both of these juicy tidbits and yet he did nothing. While it was not his direct responsibility under Bill Parcells, he was within the chain of command and can be considered at least partially responsible. There is no word yet on whether the NFL has investigated this information in the past, or if they plan to in the future, but we will continue to work with our sources to keep you informed.
 
uh...
 
 

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Do any teams actually comply with this?
5.4:
"Article 2 All players must wear the equipment and uniform apparel listed below, which must be of a suitably protective
nature, must be designed and produced by a professional manufacturer, and must not be cut, reduced in size, or
otherwise altered unless for medical reasons approved in advance by the Commissioner. During pregame team warmups,
players may omit certain protective equipment at their option, except that helmets, shoulder pads, thigh pads and
knee pads must be worn."
 

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wiffleballhero said:
 
Do any teams actually comply with this?
5.4:
"Article 2 All players must wear the equipment and uniform apparel listed below, which must be of a suitably protective
nature, must be designed and produced by a professional manufacturer, and must not be cut, reduced in size, or
otherwise altered unless for medical reasons approved in advance by the Commissioner. During pregame team warmups,
players may omit certain protective equipment at their option, except that helmets, shoulder pads, thigh pads and
knee pads must be worn."
 
 
thighgate
 

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wiffleballhero said:
 
Do any teams actually comply with this?
5.4:
"Article 2 All players must wear the equipment and uniform apparel listed below, which must be of a suitably protective
nature, must be designed and produced by a professional manufacturer, and must not be cut, reduced in size, or
otherwise altered unless for medical reasons approved in advance by the Commissioner. During pregame team warmups,
players may omit certain protective equipment at their option, except that helmets, shoulder pads, thigh pads and
knee pads must be worn."
 
 
Taking your helmet off during warmups... That's going to cost your team a first round draft pick.
 

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So:  refs did their job.   Colts complain, refs do their job again and take proper action to remedy the complaint.   Patriots properly stonewall since it's beneath them to even engage the league on it, and fuck the Colts anyway (although they know the ball boy did it).   League delays action until after the SB, at which point they fine the Patriots $25K for each ball.   Most football fans apply a mental asterisk to the Patriots' 4th Super Bowl Championship, and sneeringly refer to them as the "Cheatriots" for all eternity (or until they forget).   I'd be fine with this outcome.
 

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Breaking:  Bob Kraft has fired Bill Belichick in the wake of Helmetgate, citing "personal disgust in his recklessness" that Jimmy Garoppolo does not wear a helmet while throwing passes at pregame team warmups.
 

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Colts GM Grigson is having a press conference right now. Don't have a link and about to go to a meeting. I imagine WTHR in Indy (Channel 13) will be live tweeting.
Hmm. Wonder what he will say.
 

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MarcSullivaFan said:
Colts GM Grigson is having a press conference right now. Don't have a link and about to go to a meeting. I imagine WTHR in Indy (Channel 13) will be live tweeting.
 
Breaking News: Aaron Hernandez escaped jail 4 hours ago. Police are looking for Hernandez and an unknown accomplice in a cutoff gray hoodie.
 

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Is this for fucking real???
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgMXjvEjWaY
 

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Do any teams actually comply with this?
5.4:
"Article 2 All players must wear the equipment and uniform apparel listed below, which must be of a suitably protective
nature, must be designed and produced by a professional manufacturer, and must not be cut, reduced in size, or
otherwise altered unless for medical reasons approved in advance by the Commissioner. During pregame team warmups,
players may omit certain protective equipment at their option, except that helmets, shoulder pads, thigh pads and
knee pads must be worn."
Either Frank Minnifield or Hanford Dixon used to play without. Is it technically legal for the team and support personnel to all come on the field after the last kneel down but before the clock has run out?

At this point I'm hoping the Pats win convincingly, Brady and Belichick retire, and I free up my autumn Sundays for the rest of my life. This whole thing is like the last twenty pages of Lord of the Flies. When the fuck does the British Navy get here?