BbtL Super Bowl XLIX Thread

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Figured I wanted to start the thread so some of you guys who truly hate Pete Carroll would have to deal with the topic title instead of getting to troll us Seattle fans on this board.
 
Opening line is SEA -2.5
 
Lets get this thing going with this GIF
 
 

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Line will move again when Sherman's MRI comes out.
 

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Pete will have some stem cells or something on tap to get Sherman healthy again.
 

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Boy, this is going to be a long two weeks.
 
- Continued drug accusations
- 1M references to Seachickens
- Endless chest thumping about how Seattle got lucky and skated by (editor's note: We did)
- How the Pats are world beaters
- How the Seahawks constantly disrespect Tom Brady (despite Brady starting the trash talk in that game)
- How the Seahawks defense really sucks and isn't any good
 
Did I leave any storylines out?
 

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DanoooME said:
Boy, this is going to be a long two weeks.
 
- Continued drug accusations
- 1M references to Seachickens
- Endless chest thumping about how Seattle got lucky and skated by (editor's note: We did)
- How the Pats are world beaters
- How the Seahawks constantly disrespect Tom Brady (despite Brady starting the trash talk in that game)
- How the Seahawks defense really sucks and isn't any good
 
Did I leave any storylines out?
I'm sure Spygate and Belicheat will make an appearance.
 

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DanoooME said:
Boy, this is going to be a long two weeks.
 
- Continued drug accusations
- 1M references to Seachickens
- Endless chest thumping about how Seattle got lucky and skated by (editor's note: We did)
- How the Pats are world beaters
- How the Seahawks constantly disrespect Tom Brady (despite Brady starting the trash talk in that game)
- How the Seahawks defense really sucks and isn't any good
 
Did I leave any storylines out?
 
You forgot how shitty Pete Carroll is as a human being and how Russell Wilson is heavily overrated
 

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drleather2001 said:
You left out whiney Seattle fans, apparently.
 
Just pointing out everything said on this board for the past couple of weeks (and even some already in this thread).
 

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My heart goes out to you poor Seahawks fans, lamenting your own decision to frequent a Patriots board.
 

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DanoooME said:
Boy, this is going to be a long two weeks.
 
- Continued drug accusations
- 1M references to Seachickens
- Endless chest thumping about how Seattle got lucky and skated by (editor's note: We did)
- How the Pats are world beaters
- How the Seahawks constantly disrespect Tom Brady (despite Brady starting the trash talk in that game)
- How the Seahawks defense really sucks and isn't any good
 
Did I leave any storylines out?
 
Welcome to our world the last decade.
 

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In all seriousness, I don't think you'll see a lot of that. I think Seattle will be pumped as the dominant defense against Brady's offense/legacy.
 

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simplyeric said:
Seachickens?

Do people here really use that term?
 
I grew up with them being called the Seaturkeys.  Never heard seachickens used until I left the PNW after college
 

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DanoooME said:
- How the Seahawks constantly disrespect Tom Brady (despite Brady starting the trash talk in that game)
Even according to Sherman, Sherman started the trash talk: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/shutdown-corner/richard-sherman-beats-tom-brady-taunts-pats-u-104646336--nfl.html
 
 
"I kept saying I'm going to get that next time. Every TV timeout, I went up and said it right to [Brady]: 'Please keep trying me. I'm going to take it from you.' That was when they were winning. He just gave me that look and said, 'Oh, I'll see you after game.' Well, I made sure I saw him after the game."
 

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DanoooME said:
Boy, this is going to be a long two weeks.
 
- Continued drug accusations
- 1M references to Seachickens
- Endless chest thumping about how Seattle got lucky and skated by (editor's note: We did)
- How the Pats are world beaters
- How the Seahawks constantly disrespect Tom Brady (despite Brady starting the trash talk in that game)
- How the Seahawks defense really sucks and isn't any good
 
Did I leave any storylines out?
 
Yeah the most important one which is your fans are annoying as shit
 

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Congrats to all the Pats fans. It's not often that a Conference Championship game is fucking atrociously boring before the end of the third quarter.

As a Denver fan I might go to the movies in two weeks instead of watching this game. LOL
 

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simplyeric said:
Seachickens?

Do people here really use that term?
 
Yeah, check the game threads the past couple of weeks.
 
My uncle calls them Sea Crows.  I thoroughly enjoyed not retaliating against him when the Hawks came to Philly and beat his Eagles.
 

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DanoooME said:
Boy, this is going to be a long two weeks.
 
- Continued drug accusations
- 1M references to Seachickens
- Endless chest thumping about how Seattle got lucky and skated by (editor's note: We did)
- How the Pats are world beaters
- How the Seahawks constantly disrespect Tom Brady (despite Brady starting the trash talk in that game)
- How the Seahawks defense really sucks and isn't any good
 
Did I leave any storylines out?
You're better than this.
 
Not much worse than a preemptive boohoo post.
 

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We're whining about gamethreads? Not a Seahawks season thread, not a sosh central preview, not a weekly prediction thread, but game threads? We're whining about gamethreads man. We're whining about gamethreads
 

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Three10toLeft said:
I don't think I can take Russel Wilson winning another super bowl. The goody-goody Jesus freak act has already worn thin.
Plus he's got divorced so he's clearly going to hell.
 

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NFL Network crawl said that Earl Thomas has a dislocated shoulder but says he will play and that it's believe Sherman has Ulnar nerve damage in his elbow but says he will play. Paging DRS!!
 

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thehitcat said:
NFL Network crawl said that Earl Thomas has a dislocated shoulder but says he will play and that it's believe Sherman has Ulnar nerve damage in his elbow but says he will play. Paging DRS!!
Hey, I'll take it.
 

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Sherman will be fine.  If he didn't miss any snaps in this game, he isn't going to miss any in the Super Bowl with two weeks to recover.
 

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Three10toLeft said:
I don't think I can take Russel Wilson winning another super bowl. The goody-goody Jesus freak act has already worn thin.
If I could somehow reach through my phone screen and give you a high five.......
 

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I thought dislocated shoulder is the worse one vs. separated shoulder.  Dislocated shoulder is like a 5-6 week injury, but I could be totally wrong.
 
Don't know anything about nerve damage to an elbow, but I have to imagine he can still cover with that injury.  Shedding blockers and tackling is probably another story, so I imagine BB and McDaniels will figure out a few creative ways to run the ball at Sherman in two weeks.
 

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thehitcat said:
NFL Network crawl said that Earl Thomas has a dislocated shoulder but says he will play and that it's believe Sherman has Ulnar nerve damage in his elbow but says he will play. Paging DRS!!
 
Don't pay more than $2.50 till morning. He was at the game and on a first name basis with his beer vendor.
 

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pokey_reese said:
Sherman will be fine.  If he didn't miss any snaps in this game, he isn't going to miss any in the Super Bowl with two weeks to recover.
Not sure what the injury actual means but adrenaline can be a hell of a drug.  Assuming Seahawks players can still naturally produce it, of course.
 
Did I do that second part correctly?
 

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pokey_reese said:
Sherman will be fine.  If he didn't miss any snaps in this game, he isn't going to miss any in the Super Bowl with two weeks to recover.
Well... That doesn't mean he will be "fine". Brady didn't miss time in 2008 with his busted ankle, and he played, but the injury was probably a difference maker.

Sherman with a bum arm is not going to be able to cover Gronk, for instance.
 

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thehitcat said:
NFL Network crawl said that Earl Thomas has a dislocated shoulder but says he will play and that it's believe Sherman has Ulnar nerve damage in his elbow but says he will play. Paging DRS!!
 
A friend of mine who works with the team (the same one who I posted Super bowl party pictures from last year) said ETIII's shoulder is separated not dislocated.  Confirm that Sherman's appears to be nerve damage but they wouldnt know the extent until most tests are done.  
 

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DanoooME said:
Boy, this is going to be a long two weeks.
 
- Continued drug accusations
- 1M references to Seachickens
- Endless chest thumping about how Seattle got lucky and skated by (editor's note: We did)
- How the Pats are world beaters
- How the Seahawks constantly disrespect Tom Brady (despite Brady starting the trash talk in that game)
- How the Seahawks defense really sucks and isn't any good
 
Did I leave any storylines out?
 
This is the worst post I've ever read, and I had JulE6 threaten to murder my family. 
 

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drleather2001 said:
Well... That doesn't mean he will be "fine". Brady didn't miss time in 2008 with his busted ankle, and he played, but the injury was probably a difference maker.

Sherman with a bum arm is not going to be able to cover Gronk, for instance.
 
I expect you are going to see a ton of Chancellor getting matched up on Gronk similar to what Seattle did against Denver and Julius Thomas last year.  
 

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Plus, the use of 'we'. You can put on a #12 jersey, you're still not on the team.
 

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Deathofthebambino said:
I thought dislocated shoulder is the worse one vs. separated shoulder.  Dislocated shoulder is like a 5-6 week injury, but I could be totally wrong.
 
Don't know anything about nerve damage to an elbow, but I have to imagine he can still cover with that injury.  Shedding blockers and tackling is probably another story, so I imagine BB and McDaniels will figure out a few creative ways to run the ball at Sherman in two weeks.
You're not getting $10 for this.
 

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DanoooME said:
Boy, this is going to be a long two weeks.
 
- Continued drug accusations
- 1M references to Seachickens
- Endless chest thumping about how Seattle got lucky and skated by (editor's note: We did)
- How the Pats are world beaters
- How the Seahawks constantly disrespect Tom Brady (despite Brady starting the trash talk in that game)
- How the Seahawks defense really sucks and isn't any good
 
Did I leave any storylines out?
 
Sigh.
 
--Continued Spygate references.
--1M references to Cheatriots
 
Okay, I'm already bored with this.
 
Sack up dude.