8/9 Win it for the kids. They’re hungry.

[LogansDad]

Jesus. Fucking. Tapdancing. Christ. On. A. Cracker.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

This is a dumb team.

 

[Sprowl]

Commotion! Chaos! That was exciting.

 

[Rovin Romine]

I think it's clear the baseball gods are up for grabs.

Petition them for their favor with all your might.

 

[strek1]

We hate prosperity. Insert bad base running joke here.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Don’t mind the base running out there, but I probably should.

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

More stupid baserunning. This team gives me agita,

 

[strek1]

Don’t mind the base running out there, but I probably should.

Trying to take 2nd there would have been OK .... if Duran were running.

 

[Bergs]

He really striped that one out (to CF), but got caught with his dick in his hand trying to stretch it out.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Don’t mind the base running out there, but I probably should.

The throw did go through to home right? Not the worst error in that case. Probably just hit it too hard though.

 

[strek1]

I think whoever updates gameday went into vapor lock that inning.

 

[strek1]

The throw did go through to home right? Not the worst error in that case. Probably just hit it too hard though.

It is if your as slow as McGuire. Stay put.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Melendez is 2-for-2 with two homers.

And yet, his team is trailing by 2!

 

[shawnrbu]

Didn’t realize Almonte is on the Mets now.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

He really striped that one out (to CF), but got caught with his dick in his hand trying to stretch it out.

We have a thread for that.

 

[shawnrbu]

The Dodgers series isn’t sold out?

 

[InsideTheParker]

Stupid fans are distracting Pivetta with the Stupid Wave.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

It is if your as slow as McGuire. Stay put.

Ah OK, I have it up on a second screen on mute and all I saw was someone hit a rope, didn’t see who.

 

[Bergs]

We have a thread for that.

I'm way too fucking classy for that sort of thing.

 

[BoSoxFink]

Anybody using NESN app and it’s all choppy?

 

[moretsyndrome]

Replacement light was ready, impressive

I was kind of hoping they’d have to send a kid out there with some duct tape.

 

[BringBackMo]

The irony of the announcers pointing out the technical problems of the comms equipment while NESN’s broadcast tech is shitting the bed.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!

 

[InsideTheParker]

Beeeyootiful.

 

[JOBU]

Haha suck it

 

[Van Everyman]

Wow

 

[ngruz25]

Just last night we were talking about how the pickoff throw to second never works!

 

[JOBU]

Surprised no challenge

 

[strek1]

That was sweet

 

[mauf]

Was he actually out? Looked to me like he got back, but I’m not wearing my glasses.

 

[YTF]

Trying to take 2nd there would have been OK .... if Duran were running.

Yeah the only thing right there was making them throw the ball home. The runner between 1st and 2nd would have been out. Break for home, make them throw it and maybe you score.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Are the Royals saving their challenges for 2028?

 

[patinorange]

We can navigate a helicopter on Mars. Jessh.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

G-G-G-GOT HEEM!

BIG DICK NICK!!

 

[LogansDad]

Fucking A Right

 

[strek1]

That's a solid 5 innings by Nick. 90 pitches on short rest. Not bad.

 

[fenwaypaul]

Yakker?

 

[dhappy42]

Yakker?

DOB trying too hard.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Pablo cares.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Was he actually out? Looked to me like he got back, but I’m not wearing my glasses.

Have you ever thought about transitioning to a career in umpiring?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

This ump is boiled-ass ass.

 

[moonshotmanny]

Yankees tried an opener for Severino. It didn't work. He just gave up 3 runs.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Have you ever thought about transitioning to a career in umpiring?

I wonder if mlb requires umps to have annual eye checks. That seems minimal, but who knows?

 

[strek1]

Masa isn't being too selective about what he swings at either lately.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

That was a rocket at least. Ump didn’t help starting the AB with an awful strike call.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Don't worry, it's the Royals

 

[Van Everyman]

Yankees tried an opener for Severino. It didn't work. He just gave up 3 runs.

Anytime Yankees fans fall way too in love with a player and hype him to the fucking moon, it’s always a pleasure when they shit the bed.

 

[Van Everyman]

The Schreiber Steamer looks dominant.

 

[Bergs]

Masa!

 

[mauidano]

The whole Kike Bobble- Head thing has been hilarious.