Twins? I wish I had a twin so I could know what I’d look like without plastic surgery.
Next time Cora sends Ort to the shower, he should give him a toaster.
I dated a player on the Red Sox. He was so dumb that he could only count to 21 if he was naked.
The Red Sox defense and my love life are like swiss cheese. Most of it is missing and what's there stinks.
Why do Red Sox outfielders treat the cut-off man like men treat my vagina? They know its there, but they dont want to hit it.
Next time Cora sends Ort to the shower, he should give him a toaster.
I dated a player on the Red Sox. He was so dumb that he could only count to 21 if he was naked.
The Red Sox defense and my love life are like swiss cheese. Most of it is missing and what's there stinks.
Why do Red Sox outfielders treat the cut-off man like men treat my vagina? They know its there, but they dont want to hit it.