6/16-Take the MFY, Please

[Harry Hooper]

According to the fractured English of dead-frog.com:

Youngman acted as his own manager for many years, with his personal number in the New York Yellow Pages. He would happily taking on any gig that met his fee and appeared anywhere from banquet halls to conventions to night clubs. Youngman was renowned for booking secondary gigs while at a venue. He’d negotiate to do a few minutes a a bat mitzvah or wedding, sometimes when they were already in progress, in exchange for anywhere to $100 - $500 cash.

In the 1970s, Youngman had a dial-a-joke phone line, where people could call in and hear the comic spit several one liners in a single minute.

 

[barclay]

Take that, Wendlefooker

 

[Back Bay]

This ump is boiled ass.

warning: do not google this

 

[The Filthy One]

Let's go, Raffy.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The lumbering Justin Turner with a 2-base hit. Might take two more hits to score him, or a long tater.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Close Raffy - close.

 

[Daniel_Son]

Here we go

 

[The Filthy One]

That's an encouraging at-bat. Just wish Duvall from April was coming up instead of present-day Duvall.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Adam Duvall, this guy kicks ass!

 

[Rovin Romine]

This would be a good time for Duvall to do his April Duvall impersonation.

 

[Doc Zero]

Fuck right off

 

[Beomoose]

Boiled. Ass.

 

[dhappy42]

Big strike zone

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The incomparable MA$A YO$HIDA!

 

[scottyno]

It's so fucking dumb that we can tell in real time that pitch was nowhere near a strike and yet mlb doesn't use automated technology

 

[Daniel_Son]

Yoshi!

 

[Redkluzu]

MASA!!!!

 

[Looch]

MAAASAAA!!!

 

[The Filthy One]

MASA! My man.

 

[mauidano]

MASA MASHES!!!

 

[patinorange]

There we go.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Resting is good. Masafabulosa!

 

[Beomoose]

The Sauce is Back!

 

[Harry Hooper]

Thanks, Yanks! Odd pitch selection when teams have been getting him to pound hard stuff inside into the ground.

 

[The Filthy One]

God, that swing is beautiful.

 

[Daniel_Son]

He's got such a beautiful swing.

 

[Rovin Romine]

That's a beautiful piece of hitting.

 

[derekson]

Crushed! But I really was thinking and hoping it'd go out.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Yoshida!

 

[mauidano]

LOL!! The cheater is getting rocked.

 

[Daniel_Son]

Oof. German doesn't have it. Let's put up a crooked number here and have some fun.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Christian Arroyo - Baseball Magnet.

 

[Ale Xander]

Almost a Hr but I’ll take it!

 

[Back Bay]

Nice, he has been slumping a little.

 

[Looch]

German is looking weak and is only in this so far because of Wendleshmutz.

 

[Ale Xander]

Was it over when German bombed at Fenway in the first? I hope so

 

[mauf]

Christian Arroyo - Baseball Magnet.

That looked like it hurt.

 

[JM3]

Yankees would have been better off throwing Viernes German.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Was it over when German bombed at Fenway in the first? I hope so

Well done.

 

[MJM2344]

Fuck this ump.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

God, that swing is beautiful.

He's got such a beautiful swing.

Ain't got a thing if you ain't got that swing.

 

[The Filthy One]

That ball was four inches off the ground.

 

[patinorange]

Has an ump missed so many pitches in one inning?

 

[Rovin Romine]

That looked like it hurt.

The next time he goes on the IL they need to sit him up in the monster seats when the team is batting. Balls will find him.

 

[Daniel_Son]

Ballsy take there from Casas.

 

[InsideTheParker]

I wish Casas were lower in the order. Like, in Woostah.

 

[Doc Zero]

Has an ump missed so many pitches in one inning?

I just checked. This was tied for the most.

 

[Ale Xander]

Yankees would have been better off throwing Viernes German.

I see what you did there

 

[Daniel_Son]

Ugh. All for naught. Thanks, Cousin Greg.

 

[Ale Xander]

Has an ump missed so many pitches in one inning?

Angel Hernandez I’m sure