6/16-Take the MFY, Please

joe dokes

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I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took Kevin Millar to the airport.
Chris Sale told the doctor that his shoulder hurt in 2 places. The doctor told him to stop going to those places.
Someone stole John Henry's credit cards, but he didn't report the theft because the thief was spending even less than Chaim Bloom spent on the roster.
 

joe dokes

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Great Henny Youngman, but have I seen him with the violin already?
There aren't too many pictures without it. I once saw him without his violin. Late 70s, Miami airport, shuffling disheveledly off the plane with his fly open. He was a large man.
 

InsideTheParker

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Great story. There's a guy to root for. Often overlooked pickup.
But woof.....

Is it too much to ask the house organ to spell a house member's name right?
Very enjoyable article. Also describes his "unique" delivery as something he picked up from a Mexican pitcher. Then it's not unique guys, is it? I guess "unique" has morphed into meaning unusual, which seems a shame.
 

InsideTheParker

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OK. It would really help me if the Sox won, b/c so far not only have I seen photos of two woodchucks in my garden, but there's one RIGHT NOW in the greenhouse attached to our kitchen. It broke in through the screen door. On the other hand, it's my husband's house also, and he roots for the NYY. Still, I care more, so please, GEAUX, SOX!
(I accidentally typed SOS in stead of Sox. Seems apt.)
 

54thMA

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I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took Kevin Millar to the airport.
Chris Sale told the doctor that his shoulder hurt in 2 places. The doctor told him to stop going to those places.
Someone stole John Henry's credit cards, but he didn't report the theft because the thief was spending even less than Chaim Bloom spent on the roster.
You're on fire with the old school comedian references, hopefully you go on a nice, long run with this.............;).

When Millar got to his destination and grabbed his bags from the luggage carousel, he walked outside, put the bags down, looked up and said "This is my kind of town!.......when he looked down, his bags were gone.
 

Ale Xander

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OK. It would really help me if the Sox won, b/c so far not only have I seen photos of two woodchucks in my garden, but there's one RIGHT NOW in the greenhouse attached to our kitchen. It broke in through the screen door. On the other hand, it's my husband's house also, and he roots for the NYY. Still, I care more, so please, GEAUX, SOX!
(I accidentally typed SOS in stead of Sox. Seems apt.)
Be careful, it may be rabid

(fandom pun)
 

Over Guapo Grande

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OK. It would really help me if the Sox won, b/c so far not only have I seen photos of two woodchucks in my garden, but there's one RIGHT NOW in the greenhouse attached to our kitchen. It broke in through the screen door. On the other hand, it's my husband's house also, and he roots for the NYY. Still, I care more, so please, GEAUX, SOX!
(I accidentally typed SOS in stead of Sox. Seems apt.)
Have you tried chucking wood at it? Not sure how much you would need to chuck, though. Or, pile up a cord or so of it, and bait it to throw it at you, to answer that age old question
 

Hee Sox Choi

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What about giving Johan Camargo a shot at SS?

According to MLB Trade Rumors, Camargo exercised the opt-out clause in his minor league deal with the club. The 29-year-old played well in a small sample in Triple-A, slashing .298/.412/.544 with four homers over 68 plate appearances. He'll now seek a better opportunity with a new team.
 

LynnRice75

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Game 70
Wednesday night saved the series from the trash bin,
terminating a rocky two-game tailspin
that constantly felt like a kick in the shin.
Though I root for the Sox through thick and through thin,
it is time for the team to lift up its chin,
to get back in the fight, develop thick skin,
inspire some cheers to replace the dull din,
and come back from the dead (like good ole Huck Finn.)
If we don’t pitch like Pedro, field like Fred Lynn,
or hit like Ted Williams, it is not a sin.
Just show we’re contenders (or something akin.)
It’s Friday at Fenway. The Yankees come in.
There’s no better time for this change to begin.
Gaining games on these goons would give me a grin.
Defend our home field from our rivals. And win.
 

derekson

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I like this lineup. You could even keep it with Story returning and slotting in 4th and bumping Duvall down to 6th.
 

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donutogre

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Let’s not yank it tonight!

EDIT: lol, that was supposed to say let’s not “tank” it, but that typo is good enough that I’m leaving it as is.
 
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Ale Xander

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Castig : “ they don’t have Judge”
Cora: “well we don’t have Story”

lol
 

Looch

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It’s Father’s Day weekend and I have a rare opportunity to sit down by myself with my dog and watch Yanks-Red Sox in peace on a Friday night beginning with the first pitch. The MFY lineup is comically bad and against my better judgment I’m feeling like Boston is ready for an upswing. So I’m going to focus on positivity tonight come what may…
 

JohnnyTheBone

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GOT HEEM!!

I'm not concerned with this cheap run. Without the opportunity to dine on Little League homers, the MFY will have trouble scoring. Sox just need to plate a couple and we're good.
 

Doc Zero

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Wish Verdugo would stop watching two easy strikes go by before chopping one to second.