They look brief in Fenway (worse along 495)Any thoughts on the weather? My first game of the year and it looks like t-storms...
We always wait to get the weather report from @InsideTheParkerAny thoughts on the weather? My first game of the year and it looks like t-storms...
If lightning hits the electrified fence, does it kill all the bunnies nearby?We always wait to get the weather report from @InsideTheParker
Anyone who seriously is invested in this team has my symphony.
We always wait to get the weather report from @InsideTheParker
I wish. I have the trail-cam set up now to try to get photos of whoever got in there last night and ate, for some reason, only poppy flowers. How could a bunrab ignore the basil? Must have been some other, stranger creature. I sure hope the trail-cam is water-proof.If lightning hits the electrified fence, does it kill all the bunnies nearby?
In what key? Has it ever been performed by a major orchestra? I hope it's Unfinished.Anyone who seriously is invested in this team has my symphony.
And dont tell Matt Dermody.But weather systems aren't straight, are they?
So, don't ask me.
I'll pencil you into the "not familiar with Norm Crosby/Mr. Malaprop" column.In what key? Has it ever been performed by a major orchestra? I hope it's Unfinished.
These are amazing every day but this might be the best one yet.Game 69
No fun dirty puns for game 69.
The Sox continue their steady decline.
We’re losing games late and it makes me whine.
(There’s been no magic post-Sweet Caroline.)
Which players should start? Who should ride the pine?
It’s clear that Cora’s no Doc Frankenstein.
He’s failed in finding a way to combine
random spare parts in a winning design.
He takes some blame, but that may undermine
the fact that some turds will just never shine.
The Sox keep on sinking, looking like brine,
easy pickings on which other fish dine.
Is our future set? Have Fates cut our twine?
Can hope return somehow (like Palpatine)?
We’d need intervention that is divine,
or heroes to whom we would build a shrine.
I want to win, but if I’m genuine,
I’m good if our bad play gets back to fine.
Ooooh ... will Star Wars obsessives call you for an infraction here?Can hope return somehow (like Palpatine)?
Infraction? I am just paraphrasing the (in)famous line.Ooooh ... will Star Wars obsessives call you for an infraction here?
If lightning hits the electrified fence, does it kill all the bunnies nearby?
Maybe they can wheel out FSG's accountants to come wave at the crowd.Is there anyone worth watching on this team other than than Raffy and Masa?
Cmon man 68-69 at first pitch and very brief shower around 8I have tickets tonight, and I'm almost hoping they call off the game. Wet and chilly is a big price to pay to see this team.
Gotta love sitting him down right when his bat might be turning around, too.Cora with the "Im giving him a rest day" for Devers when in reality its a benching for not being out there telling verdugo to slide last night...
Nice
Scratch thatCmon man 68-69 at first pitch and very brief shower around 8
edit: scratch that
Should be dry for game
Brief thunderstorms moving in earlier than expected
I haven't been to a game yet this year. Do they stop you at the gates if you try to smuggle in Heinz?It’s not getting called until fans have put crappy ketchup on at least two overpriced Fenway Franks.
It's looking *super* wet.Scratch that
Forecast changes again
yeah it may be wet
This is a great question. Maybe they have specially trained dogs who can sniff out Heinz ketchup packets in your underwear.I haven't been to a game yet this year. Do they stop you at the gates if you try to smuggle in Heinz?
How did you get from Charlestown to Fenway in 4 minutes?It's in delay now. It's pouring here, lotta lightening.
I'm still in Charlestown. It's not like it's pouring here and dry in Fenway: it's 2.5 miles away.How did you get from Charlestown to Fenway in 4 minutes?
If they had "Pain" delays we would be constantly restarting games. As the Sox have been a real pain this season.What’s the weather? Pain delay?
I was hoping a liner would rip that MAGA cap off the pitcher!Democrats have men at second and third with two outs in the first in the Congressional Baseball Game on FS1 (Ch. 219 on Directv).
Damn. They strand two. Where have I seen that before?
OOoh, mustn't be political, or @absintheofmalaise will spank!I was hoping a liner would rip that MAGA cap off the pitcher!
Really? Even though we have so many other political threads?OOoh, mustn't be political, or @absintheofmalaise will spank!
We are supposed to keep our politics to those threads.Really? Even though we have so many other political threads?
I was at both games. Team is just pathetic. Not much fun to watch. I am pretty much done too.The first game we lost against the Rockies my husband said he was done. Then he watched the game last night. After that game was over he said he was definitely done. We shall see.
I can see why. The pitching is similiar (LOL)We are supposed to keep our politics to those threads.
Anyway, I have been reading about this contest, which the Rs now lead by 2-0, and apparently the Ds haven't won since 2019. So, might be as depressing as rooting for the Sox 2023.