2023 Week 1 NFL Gamethread

[j-man]

detroit has balls

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Sorry that’s nuts - that wasn’t a gimme

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

DANNY CAMPBELL... ALL UP IN YOUR BULLSHIT!!

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Tony Robbins would have punted.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The irrepressible JO$H REYNOLD$!

 

[luckiestman]

Interior line getting a good push

 

[bankshot1]

Lions on national TV? Damn, Thanksgiving snuck up on me..

 

[Remagellan]

Gibbs, as advertised.

 

[cshea]

The Lions Oline is insane

 

[Marciano490]

So that’s Gibbs. Impressive.

 

[YTF]

Lions on national TV? Damn, Thanksgiving snuck up on me..

You and me both, I had nachos tonight.

 

[Ralphwiggum]

I wish I could quit the NFL but I can’t. Nothing better than the start of football season.

 

[kartvelo]

Leading with the helmet there...

 

[DeadlySplitter]

If Detroit wins, that fake punt will be remembered greatly.

EDIT: Assuming DET scores here of course, lol

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

The tackling this time of year is abysmal.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Fuck.

The.

Chiefs.

 

[johnmd20]

The tackling this time of year is abysmal.

You're a real bright ray of sunshine, huh?

 

[j-man]

gotta get 7 here

 

[Remagellan]

This game will tell us a lot about the Lions. It's a tough assignment, but if you can't beat a team on this level when they're missing their two best players, you might not belong on this level.

 

[johnmd20]

So that’s Gibbs. Impressive.

He's super quick. He did take a big shot there. He can't take too many of those. But he's dynamic.

 

[luckiestman]

Kid had a lot of room

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Thought that was seven

 

[kartvelo]

he was in if he stayed on his feet

 

[cshea]

Impressive drive

 

[Ralphwiggum]

Umm, replay of that touchdown dance please?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

T O U C H D O W N !

 

[luckiestman]

Interesting celebration

 

[Marciano490]

That Oline is amazing.

 

[snowmanny]

Chiefs completely suck. Season over.

 

[j-man]

Fuck.

The.

Chiefs.

preach it

the last time u couild maybe root for tham was 1997 since lamer hunt died its been downhill

 

[Pablo's TB Lover]

How many pumps was that?

 

[Ralphwiggum]

And there’s the replay. What’s is supposed to be doing there?

 

[Remagellan]

That was impressive.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Mahomes will probably have it tied again inside seven plays, but Det is pretty much fun to watch.

 

[luckiestman]

How many pumps was that?

Fuckin’ ain’t nothin but fiddy pumps

 

[tims4wins]

I wish I could quit the NFL but I can’t. Nothing better than the start of football season.

Ditto

 

[8slim]

That was a very very good drive. Damn.

 

[Rico Guapo]

Chris Jones might have a new contract before the week is over.

 

[luckiestman]

Ditto

Why would you want to quit? That makes no sense

 

[tims4wins]

Why would you want to quit? That makes no sense

Mainly because the league is disgusting

 

[Mystic Merlin]

You either have a dynasty or you don’t

 

[Marciano490]

Hey guys - anyone know who’s #1 in all those dynasty categories KC is #2 in?

 

[luckiestman]

Mainly because the league is disgusting

What isn’t? Don’t answer that

 

[luckiestman]

Bad hold

 

[StupendousMan]

I'm impressed with the Lions' O-line as well. Their running game is looking good.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Hutchinson got strangled but ok

 

[mauf]

Entitlement??? This is going to be a great year

The only thing Lions’ fans feel entitled to is having a second-favorite team to root for when the Lions’ season is finished by Halloween.

Of course they are excited that their team is a division favorite for the first time since they had Billy Sims.

 

[luckiestman]

Hutchinson got strangled but ok

from behind, seemed blatant and tough to miss

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The Fight Doctor was STACKED-UP!

 

[Marciano490]

That dude is just like Julian Edelman, but with 1/5 the receptions.