6/14--Rox at Sox- Comedy and errors
- Thread starter joe dokes
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I would have muted this awhile ago, but this is approaching Ellis Burks territory, but by a slightly different route.
You want them to expand their human resources department beyond the one employee?
I once worked with a copy desk intern who insisted that all home runs were solo home runs, regardless of how many runners were on base.
We drugged his Fanta, then fed him to the gators in the retention pond near the back entrance.
They get leadoff doubles but can’t advance the runner, then when they get a double with two outs they have good at bats and walk/hit deep fly balls.
What happened to the hitters' meetings we were hearing about earlier in the season. Just beer & chicken fests now?
I just want you to know there's no statute of limitations that bars being prosecuted for giving someone Fanta.
I have no idea what's going to happen specifically, but generally speaking, there's going to be a nut punch involved.
