Week 6 - Pats @ Raiders

[GPO Man]

Let Cunningham play every snap. I’m done.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Sick play good twist Bill.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Another stellar drive

 

[Van Everyman]

Mac fucking sucks.

If only he’d willed the receivers open.

 

[brandonchristensen]

That was amazing. Brady who?

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Looked like there were open guys there. Throw the ball, Mac.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Frankly, I’m shocked the Patriots have scored any runs at all. That’s amazing.

I am faster at editing than you are at posting.

 

[Mantush]

My God he's playing to get benched

 

[Coachster]

I mean, this just keeps getting worse.

 

[reej]

Offensive

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

.67 yards and a cloud of dust.

That's funny AF but maybe about 50% too high

 

[Madmartigan]

Was anyone open?

 

[Beomoose]

Leave Malik in, Bill

 

[Bergs]

Ok, let’s see what the offense can do.

Red Sox — whose last game was one game on October 1 — have still scored twice as many runs in October as the Patriots have scored points in the month.

Jesus.

 

[snowmanny]

Not his fault. He was so surprised he had time he just froze.

 

[timelysarcasm]

It's like a looping video at this point.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

I was told Bill O’Brien was a massive upgrade- what gives?

 

[Van Everyman]

Was anyone open?

No

 

[RoDaddy]

Mac's 15 minutes of fame well into its 14th minute

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Nice that the Raiders didn't need to worry about a twist when they took Cunningham off the field for the third and long play.

 

[FL4WL3SS]

If only he’d willed the receivers open.

Did he even look at any of them but one? He was locked into one WR. He's fucking terrible

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

A DL just has to run stunts all day and they will dominate this trash OL.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Was anyone open?

In all seriousness, does that matter? I don't care if you put Prime Brady back there. There is zero time to throw.

 

[Nator]

Was anyone open?

The pass rushers.

 

[RSN Diaspora]

Funerals are more fun than this.

It’s absolutely plausible that a first quarter interception is the team’s high water mark today

 

[Van Everyman]

Did he even look at any of them but one? He was locked into one WR. He's fucking terrible

If only he’d looked at the other covered receivers.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Mac's 15 minutes of fame well into its 14th minute

Him doing the griddy in the end zone of hte pro bowl seems like a lifetime ago.

 

[ifmanis5]

I get the feeling this will be the high point of the season.
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[Petagine in a Bottle]

Mac's 15 minutes of fame well into its 14th minute

the griddy may be the highlight of his career

 

[djbayko]

I am faster at editing than you are at posting.

Damn you!

 

[Justthetippett]

The Mac show is unwatchable. Yes, the line sucks. But he has nothing to offer.

 

[E5 Yaz]

That's funny AF but maybe about 50% too high

Half a cloud of dust?

 

[FL4WL3SS]

If only he’d looked at the other covered receivers.

I'm sorry mea culpa, he's actually really good

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Approaching 180 game minutes (three games’ worth) without a TD.

 

[Vandalman]

Matt Patricia laughs.

 

[SoxinSeattle]

I'm finally ready to clean house but they can't fuck it up. Rotating shitty coaches and GM's would just add fuel to the current flaming shit spiral.

 

[pokey_reese]

Is this the worst Pats offense of my lifetime? Sure feels like it.

 

[Van Everyman]

I'm sorry mea culpa, he's actually really good

Where were you weeks 1 and 2? Nowhere. Glad to see you back now to pile on.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

I'm sorry mea culpa, he's actually really good

Nobody is saying that. Literally nobody is left defending Jones or thinking he has a shot to lead this team to anything other than disappointment. But we can be good faith and say no QB would prosper behind this line. Its just being honest and not letting personal biases in the way.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The Pats secondary is a wonderland for Mayer.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Jimmy G has enough time to smoke a brisket back there.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Is this the worst Pats offense of my lifetime? Sure feels like it.

I think so. It may be one of the worst in the last 30-40 years. Hard to imagine how it could be much worse.

 

[Nator]

Probably want to cover the TE at some point.

 

[Obscure Name]

"what a throw" to a dude with a 15 yd bubble.

 

[BaseballJones]

Nice first Q stats.

 

[ifmanis5]

Judon was pretty important.

 

[pokey_reese]

Maybe I should have said 'worst team' rather than specifying the offense...

 

[Mantush]

They do know they are allowed to cover the TE right?

 

[Jnai]

Matt Patricia was greatest offensive football coach ever.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

A -2 yard, less than 3 minute possession quarter.

good job, guys.