Week 2 Game Thread

[Remagellan]

Even having the worst blown game of the last 20 minutes is pretty bad when you look at the Browns game.

When I saw the score come up, I ran to ESPN to check the gamecast because it seemed impossible.

 

[gattman]

When two choking franchises collide.

Well now at least we’ve answered the question of whose vortex of suck is stronger. Turns out it’s the Browns (I hope they’re 1-10 when Watson returns)

 

[JOBU]

Fucking dolphins man

 

[katnado]

Wow Baltimore, just wow. Haha

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Baltimore with an atrocious collapse lol

 

[Van Everyman]

Wow, Tua is the answer!

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

Wow, I feel better about last week.

 

[Salem's Lot]

Wow, Baltimore choked this one away. Holy shit.

 

[DanoooME]

Choke complete

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Well one of the few teams I hate more than the Dolphins is the Ravens, so yay I guess lol.

 

[NortheasternPJ]

They’re probably saying the division is wide open on Sons of Mark Duper

Patriots D on SoSH is pathetic yet the vaunted ravens give up 42.

 

[loshjott]

Tua has 430 yards of passing

About double what his brother had down the road in College Park vs SMU last night.

Letting it run to 24 means you can only run the ball once without risking the clock expiring before you spend four downs

Never mind.

I remember when the Ravens prided themselves in their defense. AFC North not filling itself with glory today.

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

The AFC Beast

 

[Remagellan]

Assuming this holds, this a great win for the Phins--says Captain Obvious.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

Haha it's almost worth it to see the Harbaugh face.

 

[Ed Hillel]

6 TD and nearly 500 yards. Makes sense.

 

[heavyde050]

Wow, the Dolphins got Tua weapons and just WOW.

 

[Remagellan]

I think that Griese game was on Thanksgiving.

 

[luckiestman]

These vaunted AFC North defenses getting a little taste of East Coast Elitism. (Guys, don’t bring up Baltimore geography, just go with it)

 

[katnado]

Baltimore's decision to keep leaving Hill wide open every drive was certainly an interesting defensive scheme

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

This has been a wildly entertaining game

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Harbaugh face just makes it worth getting out of bed in the morning, doesn't it?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Patriots D on SoSH is pathetic yet the vaunted ravens give up 42.

And the Pats gave up 13 points last week to All Time QB Tua

 

[Remagellan]

My fantasy QBs are Jalen Hurts and Tua--and I started Hurts because, you know, the Ravens defense is so good.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

235 yards in the 4th Q.

 

[Preacher]

Miami probably wishes they had that 10 seconds back now.

They do not.

 

[JOBU]

Clock chicanery in Baltimore

 

[Ed Hillel]

This would be so funny.

 

[staz]

Clock chicanery in Baltimore

Yeah no shit

 

[nolasoxfan]

I fall asleep in the first quarter and the Ravens are skunking the Fins at the half. I go mow the lawn and the script gets flipped. Wow, indeed.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Miami was just playing 3D chess wasting time.

 

[speedracer]

lol what was that throw by Jackson

 

[Obscure Name]

Lamar should have just run it.

 

[loshjott]

That was a horrible Hail Mary.

 

[Ed Hillel]

lolololol that hail mary. What the fuck was that?

 

[Salem's Lot]

They do not.

I’m like 0-35 on game thread predictions today FWIW

 

[EricFeczko]

Lamar does not have a good arm, I don't understand why people keep thinking he does. There are probably a dozen QBs I would take over him.

 

[staz]

Hail Mary and you throw weak side against double coverage?

 

[Seels]

how do you lose when your QB gets 12 yards per play

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Who throws a Hail Mary into a 3 on 1?

 

[Dollar]

Who throws a Hail Mary into a 3 on 1?

Especially when Lamar had more than enough time for Andrews to get downfield and just stand in the end zone.

 

[gattman]

On the plus side, I feel way better about facing Balt next week . . .

 

[nolasoxfan]

Did Terry Bradshaw eat himself?

 

[heavyde050]

Deebo Samuel is just awesome

 

[DanoooME]

Amber Heard is jealous of that bed shitting by Baltimore.

 

[Philip Jeff Frye]

Wow, the Dolphins got Tua weapons and just WOW.

Hill and Waddle had 360 yards between them.

 

[Senator Donut]

Ben Skowronek as the fullback in I-formation is borderline erotic

 

[heavyde050]

Wow. Lance is down.

 

[luckiestman]

Lamar does not have a good arm, I don't understand why people keep thinking he does. There are probably a dozen QBs I would take over him.

Flacco?

 

[scott bankheadcase]

Wow. Lance is down.

Cart is out. That’s…. Not good.

 

[johnmd20]

Cleveland and Baltimore. Two of them had all time epic chokes and they happened at the same time.