Week 16: Broncos Is Caleb Spelled Like Joe Judge Scrawled It On A White Board

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Pharaoh forever

 

[staz]

DPI on top of that.

 

[shawnrbu]

Pharaoh!

 

[Reverend]

New England has a chance to take the lead? Oh noes!! Run!

 

[Zedia]

Is Eisen always this sarcastic?

It's his whole identity.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Pats are winning this game. Broncos are just that bad.

 

[Ale Xander]

Someone looks to be about 2 months late for Halloween

 

[Cellar-Door]

I like how Eisen somehow talks way too much before a snap, then is so confused by each play he doesn't say anything until well after it happens.

 

[Ale Xander]

Is Eisen always this sarcastic?

Eisen?
No way

 

[staz]

I like how Eisen somehow talks way too much before a snap, then is so confused by each play he doesn't say anything until well after it happens.

It's the ESPN playbook. See also Edwards, Jack.

 

[Cellar-Door]

Eisen's commentary is like if you took William Shatner, got him hammered and just threw him in there for his first football game ever

 

[IdiotKicker]

Pharaoh Brown has never surprised me in an unhappy way.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Pop Pop!

 

[E5 Yaz]

It's the ESPN playbook. See also Edwards, Jack.

Must stay with them forever. Eisen left ESPN 20 years ago

 

[EddieYost]

Fine coming.

 

[McBride11]

ummm. Huh? No pf?

 

[Van Everyman]

Great job, NFL

 

[NickEsasky]

Pop isn’t long for the NFL I fear

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

This will end in a FG attempt

 

[staz]

Holy shit, he stepped up!

 

[Mystic Merlin]

‘to the END ZONE’

/several yards short of end zone

 

[staz]

Jules catches that.

 

[Van Everyman]

Why can’t they use this amazing eye in the sky technology to quickly correct personal foul penalties or lack thereof? It’s beyond stupid given how much the league micromanages this game via the officiating.

 

[jsinger121]

Timely flag by Low

 

[JOBU]

Doesn’t matter but that was a horsehit spot

 

[Ale Xander]

all for naught

 

[BusRaker]

Eisen's commentary is like if you took William Shatner, got him hammered and just threw him in there for his first football game ever

They tried that with Dennis Miller and it seemed different

 

[jsinger121]

A sack here would be huge

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Why can’t they use this amazing eye in the sky technology to quickly correct personal foul penalties or lack thereof? It’s beyond stupid given how much the league micromanages this game via the officiating.

Counterpoint: this is a league that doesn't believe in the ideal gas law.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

It’s almost funny how pitiful this offense is

 

[luckiestman]

Doesn’t matter but that was a horsehit spot

yep

 

[Beomoose]

Is Eisen always this sarcastic?

Only when he talks

 

[McBride11]

Horrible spot but holding negates it

 

[Van Everyman]

Nice chokehold by Lowe

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Would have been ballsy to decline.

 

[Ale Xander]

white flag down 4 is odd

 

[ifmanis5]

Doesn’t matter but that was a horsehit spot

Yup! Walked that back a good yard or so.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

A sack here would be huge

I am nodding my head with each of your posts but hating myself for it.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

No balls. Don’t even try.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Mr. Automatic

 

[jsinger121]

Doesn’t matter Ryland sucks

 

[Ale Xander]

Hey at least he doesn;t have a 3% tat.

Improvement.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Attaboy, Ryland. Well done.

 

[ifmanis5]

Ryland is down with the plan.

He even missed the net LOL.

 

[JOBU]

He sucks so bad

 

[fenwaypaul]

Nice kick.

 

[EddieYost]

Hahahaha

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Tank Ryland!

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Almost.

 

[NickEsasky]

Ryland. This guy gets it

 

[Ale Xander]

A sack here would be huge

We have Ryland, no need.

 

[semsox]

lol