Week #1 NFL game thread

ipol

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I'm actually rooting for the guy but if he just put on shoulder pads for the first time 5 weeks ago that's kind of a non-good thing, right?
 

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A rack and pinion hit? You know he prescripted that and it makes no damn sense. He's just using words.
 

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ipol said:
I'm actually rooting for the guy but if he just put on shoulder pads for the first time 5 weeks ago that's kind of a non-good thing, right?
It'd be weird if he never wore pads during training camp.
 

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Chris Berman has that weird sound of being oddly incomprehensible but still using English words. He's like a slightly malfunctioning / drunk Siri.
 

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Trent Dilfer really talks a lot of shit for a guy who was mediocre at best when he played.
 

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Berman knowing it was coming back STILL pulled his tired all the way schtick

somehow it is apt we hear these two dolts once a year for a half before it's too late to watch any more of some fucking awful game like this one with the worst announcing tandem that could possibly ever exist

Methinks they roll these fuckheads out next year Monday night @ 10:15
 

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Vikings ... throw to Ellison in the middle, another massive human, he grasses it. Straight at his chest. Dropped it colder than tea. Vikings will punt. Which means ... HAYNE PLANE! HE CATCHES THE PUNT AND RUNS FOR A BIT ... and he’s tackled. And there’s flags everywhere again. And ... old mate the ref is explaining his actions again. And ... I dunno, think it’s the Vikings are going to lose some yards. No - the punter gets another kick. And they’ve brushed the Hayne Plane ... So old mate gets another kick ... AND ELLINGTON GOES ALL THE WAY FOR 85 YARDS BUT THERE’S FLAGS EVERYWHERE AGAIN ... we’ll have a look, the refs are talking to each other, there’s forty of them, it’s a committee meeting, and ... first down? Who knows. Illegal block? We’re going to have another break. But I’d say: no touchdown. Exciting stuff, however.

I love it
 

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soxhop411 said:
Vikings ... throw to Ellison in the middle, another massive human, he grasses it. Straight at his chest. Dropped it colder than tea. Vikings will punt. Which means ... HAYNE PLANE! HE CATCHES THE PUNT AND RUNS FOR A BIT ... and he’s tackled. And there’s flags everywhere again. And ... old mate the ref is explaining his actions again. And ... I dunno, think it’s the Vikings are going to lose some yards. No - the punter gets another kick. And they’ve brushed the Hayne Plane ... So old mate gets another kick ... AND ELLINGTON GOES ALL THE WAY FOR 85 YARDS BUT THERE’S FLAGS EVERYWHERE AGAIN ... we’ll have a look, the refs are talking to each other, there’s forty of them, it’s a committee meeting, and ... first down? Who knows. Illegal block? We’re going to have another break. But I’d say: no touchdown. Exciting stuff, however.
 
This is better than the game itself
 

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SeoulSoxFan said:
What did Dilfer just say about fantasy football and finishing and judgement day and wut???
 
You only got seven minutes out of Marisa Tomei in a latex suit?
 

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How many times had dilfer said "that's exactly what I was just talking about" on reference to something so obvious to the viewers
 

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SeoulSoxFan said:
What did Dilfer just say about fantasy football and finishing and judgement day and wut???
In Dilfer's league touchdowns don't count, so people only care about yards.
 

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This is the shittiest football game in the entire history of shit
 
Well besides the DEN/BAL game yesterday that saw neither team reach the red zone until the 4th quarter.
 

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Oh yes, Carlos Hyde, fine run down the right side, he rumbles his way down the right behind two blockers ... HYDE! IT’S A TOUCHDOWN. I’M GOING TO PUT IT ALL IN CAPS TOUCHDOWN FORTY-NINERS CARLOS HYDE HE’S SPUN AND RUN AND CONFUSED EVERYONE AND THERE’S A TOUCHDOWN, YIPPEE