USMNT Summer 2023: Memo's Mirror Gets Sharp

[cromulence]

THAT'S ON!!!

 

[cromulence]

DEST!!!!

 

[luckiestman]

Beat down

 

[NortheasternPJ]

This is amazing. Both goals right in our end. Mexican fans streaming to the doors.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Dest with a fuck you run and Pepi with a fuck you goal.

 

[Titans Bastard]

Pepi scoring a dagger against El Tri is beautiful. It's hard to overstate how exciting it is to have Balogun and Pepi for the next ten years.

Great run by Dest.

 

[cromulence]

This rivalry has turned. We're better than them, and they know it.

 

[cromulence]

This is amazing. Both goals right in our end. Mexican fans streaming to the doors.

You made an awesome choice. What a game.

 

[luckiestman]

Let’s get 2 more goals

 

[cromulence]

How in the actual fuck is that not a yellow? This ref needs a long break from USA-Mexico.

 

[NortheasternPJ]

What a mess.

 

[speedracer]

jfc dest that was dumb

 

[HowBoutDemSox]

Has to be a yellow

 

[speedracer]

oh well, free joe scally

 

[cromulence]

Oh Dest. Oh no.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Did the Canadians slip this guy a bribe or what.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Just have to keep your cool.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

CONMEBOL free us from CONCACAF

 

[luckiestman]

I think you just have to stop selling El Tri fans beverages

 

[OurF'ingCity]

Dest’s card is kinda deserved. McKennie’s is still dumb.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Dest’s card is kinda deserved. McKennie’s is still dumb.

Agree. Dest has nobody to blame but himself.

 

[cromulence]

Scally and Reyna are close friends. Clearly a thing they did together. Yikes.

 

[Catcher Block]

Ah, laser pointers. It's been too long.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Laser pointer.

 

[speedracer]

oh is it time for the CONCACAF anti-discrimination protocol again

 

[cromulence]

Yup, yell that chant. That'll work, you fucking losers.

 

[Titans Bastard]

Another boring USMNT v. El Tri game.

 

[cromulence]

What a night. Proud to be a fan of this team.

 

[cromulence]

Another boring USMNT v. El Tri game.

Nobody cares about the Nations League.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Just give Mexico a red every time they do the chant. Make it the policy. Pausing matches has worked so well.

 

[HowBoutDemSox]

I think you just have to stop selling El Tri fans beverages tickets

 

[luckiestman]

Doing this at 90’, LMAO

 

[speedracer]

lol if we actually score a short handed goal

 

[Cellar-Door]

lol if we actually score a short handed goal

It's 9v9 Arteaga also got a red

 

[Catcher Block]

lol if we actually score a short handed goal

Both playing with 9.

 

[FlexFlexerson]

My kingdom for another goal just to complete the decimation.

 

[speedracer]

wait if it’s 9v9 why are we even playing stoppage time

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Lot of time to declare it over.

 

[cromulence]

LOL! Don't stop it now! This fucking ref.

 

[Catcher Block]

Mexico simply shouldn't host games as long as the chant happens.

 

[OurF'ingCity]

So they did the chant again, even louder, and this time the ref did nothing? Ooook.

 

[luckiestman]

wait if it’s 9v9 why are we even playing stoppage time

why wouldnt they play stoppage time?

 

[Cellar-Door]

Mexico simply shouldn't host play games as long as the chant happens.

fixed it for you

 

[cromulence]

There we go. Game.

 

[luckiestman]

What a beating

 

[cromulence]

Very curious to hear what the players said after the game.

 

[speedracer]

so I guess we start Luca and Scally against Canada?

gonna really suck if it goes to ET and we start scraping the end of the roster.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

This is also why you don’t fuck with full rosters and throw the kids to the wolves in the Gold Cup and whatnot. Can’t CONCACAF too much in one summer.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

So, officially that was an abandonment? That seems pretty unprecedented. I know games have been halted but has Mexico actually had an abandonment? It is rare in any federation.

There has to be a consequence, right? I would not let them play Panama at a minimum. Ticket sales and concacaf so I doubt that would happen, but even though it was deep in stoppage, Mexico fans caused a fucking abandonment for hate/discrimination. Am I making too big a deal of that?

 

[Catcher Block]

I really hope they're appealing the McKennie red ASAP. I don't understand how he can be surrounded by the Mexican players, subs, staff, and coaches and walk away with the only card.