I'm sure I'm not the only one, but pretty much any time a Patriot drills a field goal or makes a decent catch, DDB Jr. and I invariably say, "it's right down the pipe" and "that's a catch."
Back to salty tears, I work with a Steelers fan and pretty much he's never had a team have a big call go in its favor. (He's also a University of Arizona fan who was bellyaching yesterday about a goaltending call that went against them in a regular season game against Connecticut in 2001!)
Anyway, after the Steelers game, he said, "admit that if James was a running back, that would have been a touch down," to which I said, "yup, definitely." He then sat back, with a self satisfied grin. He's actually smart. I don't know if it's just football that makes you stupid or whether it's the Western PA in him rising up.