The All-Star Game Thread

[boxosII]

Lester with a base on balls

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Steal second. He can't hold you on.

This game fucking counts.

 

[shawnrbu]

Pete Rose would have tried it from 3rd on that flyball to left.

 

[Bergs]

This game has lost momentum.

 

[Al Zarilla]

You change your body composition a lot when you move from IF to OF? Did anybody tell Mookie that?

 

[canderson]

Still pissses me off this guy was a human tire fire while in Boston.

 

[mauidano]

Too bad we could never have gotten a guy like Mark Melancon for our bullpen.

 

[Buzzkill Pauley]

You change your body composition a lot when you move from IF to OF? Did anybody tell Mookie that?

No, because Hanley got the memo intended for Mookie, as well as his own.

 

[ifmanis5]

Melancon being great is still shocking to me. He was SO awful in Boston.

 

[Al Zarilla]

No, because Hanley got the memo intended for Mookie, as well as his own.

Ha ha.

 

[Buzzkill Pauley]

Still pissses me off this guy was a human tire fire while in Boston.

But he wasn't, after getting called back up in June.

 

[rembrat]

So Daniel Murphy is pretty awesome, yeah? I don't think he gets enough press.

 

[mauidano]

All I can say is that she better have a great knuckleball since that is the only way I could ever see a woman pitch in the majors.

This young girl had a great knuckler and pitched for the Maui baseball winter pro league. Eri Yoshida.

 

[Ale Xander]

That's because he's a homophobe

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

No, because Hanley got the memo intended for Mookie, as well as his own.

Plus Mookie will never give up his bowling physique.

 

[mauidano]

So Daniel Murphy is pretty awesome, yeah? I don't think he gets enough press.

From New York Mets to Washington? He gets plenty of press.

 

[ifmanis5]

Plus Mookie will never give up his bowling physique.

That creep can roll, man.

 

[barbed wire Bob]

This young girl had a great knuckler and pitched for the Maui baseball winter pro league. Eri Yoshida.

Didn't we have a thread about her at one time?

 

[Bergs]

Man, Joe Buck is awful.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

The A.L. Team is better.

 

[boxosII]

Too bad we could never have gotten a guy like Mark Melancon for our bullpen.

we got his evil twin

 

[Ale Xander]

Lester miller melancon

Why can't the Red Sox get pitchers like that?

 

[rembrat]

Wieters looks like War Machine back there with his pads.

 

[Bergs]

Wieters looks like War Machine back there with his pads.

Racist.

 

[Ale Xander]

I think I jinxed miller

 

[Minneapolis Millers]

Duvall could find one here. Hope not.

 

[Al Zarilla]

I think I jinxed miller

Or it's that weird MFY hat he's wearing.

 

[Zuzubar]

Kimbrel in the 9th?

 

[rembrat]

Of course a Yankee would fuck this up.

 

[scotian1]

The Tenors have booted out their member who improvised the lyrics for O Canada tonight and issued this apology.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I'd love to see Miller get lit up. Screw HFA.

 

[Minneapolis Millers]

C'mon Miller. Don't f this up fir Boston. We'll need this in October.

 

[ifmanis5]

Miller's gonna give it up.

 

[mauidano]

Andrew Miller wearing Sabathia's uniform.

 

[ifmanis5]

Yank him, FFS.

 

[boxosII]

Yost has seen enough

 

[Bergs]

Miller confused to be pitching in a game with postseason implications.

 

[mauidano]

The Tenors have booted out their member who improvised the lyrics for O Canada tonight and issued this apology.
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So I missed that one. Guess I need to "Google it".

 

[Bergs]

O Canada! Suck on my fucking balls!

 

[mauidano]

So I missed that one. Guess I need to "Google it".

It wasn't shown on the American broadcast. http://www.cbc.ca/sports/baseball/mlb/canadian-national-anthem-all-lives-matter-change-1.3676477

 

[MuzzyField]

Not a strike.

 

[shawnrbu]

Robots.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Miller confused to be pitching in a game with postseason implications.

Ha!

 

[ThePrideofShiner]

Miller confused to be pitching in a game with postseason implications.

He certainly never did in his time in Boston ...

Edit: Though he did pitch 1/3 of an inning in the postseason last year (gave up a run too).

 

[shawnrbu]

Was that a slurve?

 

[Ale Xander]

Good job Kimbrel

 

[shawnrbu]

Eric Gregg tribute.

 

[MuzzyField]

Carolina almost blew
It...

 

[Minneapolis Millers]

Nasty pitch from Harris

 

[mauidano]

So no Steven Wright.