Roasted GOAT
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The lack of Kraft jokes 100% had to have been pre-arranged, to get him to show up, no way nobody (other than Ross who Brady got pissed at) makes jokes about Kraft unless it was on the ban list.
Warmed up a bit. But I stick by my assessment. Some of the lines are funny but I find him hard to watch.
That was all much better than I expected. I kinda feel like everyone came across as pretty likeable. Was cool that everyone showed up and took it all as a good sport.
A bit hit and miss, but with that cast of characters that's probably the best we could have gotten anyway.
Better than I thought, a little uncomfortable at times, but I laughed at lot. Boil it down to 90 minutes and run it as an after school special.
Ben Affleck ate his own dick up there, but I had a blast watching that. I had low expectations going in, but that was a legit roast.
Yeah, Ross made a massage parlor joke early on and you could hear Brady chastise him. I don’t think anyone touched it again.
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I thought it was great. The Glaser line to Brady about even Gronk knowing not to touch crypto was fantastic; "my know this not real money" slayed me.
Also, Affleck was the bomb tonight. Someone always either completely bombs or joke bombs. Affleck took one for the team tonight.
Also, Affleck was the bomb tonight. Someone always either completely bombs or joke bombs. Affleck took one for the team tonight.
I thought this was mostly pretty awesome. Didn't care for the AH jokes so much and I could have done without Gronk spiking the shot glass, but there were lots of memorable jokes. I was laughing so hard I was crying more than a few times.
EDIT: Oh, and I wish Bill Burr was there instead of the "comedy" duo who went on together.
EDIT: Oh, and I wish Bill Burr was there instead of the "comedy" duo who went on together.
I loved a lot of it. Probably would have told Tom to have his writer(s) avoid any even remotely 9/11-adjacent material.
Oh I thought the 9/11 joke was one of the best.
Are Brady and Kim Kardashian dating? Trying to figure out why she was there
Yeah we had an absolute blast there. I'm not gonna posit it made sense to fly out to see this but I have absolutely no regrets. Most of them killed and it was the kind of closure for the dynasty that felt right
Pull up some You Tube clips on Nikki Glaser Roasts if you liked her tonight. She’s a reg on these and kills every single one of them.
Not after the joke he made at her expense!
That was one of the rougher jokes of the night and she looked hurt.
Finished it up now and holy shit, that was a banger!! Too many “That was the best line of the night” jokes to count. The two jets flying into Bledsoe, the ring around Aaron’s neck, Me know that not real money, Jules “we had another tight end, now he was hung!”, Kevin’s “you gotta fuck your coach, you know who else fucked their coach? Giselle!”….and I’m sure I missed others. What a great freakin night!
Props to Tom for doing this live and unedited, one of the most brutal roasts I can recall watching.
I only watched a few of the folks recommend here. Loved Drew--didn't recall him having the personality to pull that off. Peyton and Bill underachieved my expectations, and I always find Nikki Glaser a riot.
I have mixed feelings about the Hernandez jokes. Everything is fair for comedy, but three people are really dead (thou he was only convicted of one). I can't imagine their families watched, but it's still hard for me to not think about his victims.
I have mixed feelings about the Hernandez jokes. Everything is fair for comedy, but three people are really dead (thou he was only convicted of one). I can't imagine their families watched, but it's still hard for me to not think about his victims.