Pittsburgh 4/20, High Time for a Win for Kutter

[bosockboy]

Nice play.

 

[simplicio]

That was a creative route.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

He’s getting hit hard now.

 

[LogansDad]

I really, really dislike watching Reynolds play against the Red Sox.

Like a really really really whole lot.

 

[bosockboy]

He’s Pedro for about 60 pitches.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Crap. Need to roll two.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Letting up hits to Michael A Taylor is worse than walking Joey Bart.

I need some nerve dampeners and muscle relaxers for this sh!t.

 

[brandonchristensen]

3-0 swing nice

 

[LogansDad]

I need some nerve dampeners and muscle relaxers for this sh!t.

They aren't working.

This is going to shit in a hurry.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Oy.

 

[canyoubelieveit]

Blech

 

[brandonchristensen]

Falling apart real quick.

Sucks that he has to be perfect, the Sox lineup is such an embarrassment.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Thankfully, it's the least fearsome cleanup hitter in the history of Major League Baseball that's due up.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Uh-oh starting to get ugly now. It's quite unfortunate that the offense is done scoring, because Crawford is starting to lose it.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Don't worry. Joelly is up.

 

[mauidano]

I need some nerve dampeners and muscle relaxers for this sh!t.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Thankfully, it's the least fearsome cleanup hitter in the history of Major League Baseball that's due up.

He's the exact person who will hit an unlikely HR here.

 

[simplicio]

Thankfully, it's the least fearsome cleanup hitter in the history of Major League Baseball that's due up.

Unfortunately, this is wrong, because currently our cleanup hitter is Pablo.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

More like Suloseski, amirite?

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Nice. One more.

 

[brandonchristensen]

SICK pitch for the K.

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Pirates shouldn’t swing at anything given Kutter’s command at the moment.

 

[mauidano]

Great pitch.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Here we go. Finish strong.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!

 

[brandonchristensen]

Fuck ya.

GIVE HIM ONE MORE!

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Nice work, Kutter!

 

[LogansDad]

FUCK YES

David Copperfield and shit.

 

[simplicio]

Way to clean it up, Kutter!

 

[mauidano]

Klutch.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Huge!

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Heroic effort by Kutter to escape that!
We desperately need runs, but this lineup...

 

[Remagellan]

Great recovery!

 

[ookami7m]

Left Rib discomfort for Casas per Joe Castig

 

[LogansDad]

Gonna be lucky to get more than negative one hits the rest of the way.

 

[RedOctober3829]

Kutter has been awesome so far this year

 

[brandonchristensen]

Left Rib discomfort for Casas per Joe Castig

Maybe now he'll sign the extension now.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Like Adam, Triston Casas has some left rib discomfort.

 

[LogansDad]

Left Rib discomfort for Casas per Joe Castig

Shit.

 

[teddywingman]

I pulled a rib once and it took me 6 months to feel ok.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Yoshida!

 

[RedOctober3829]

I pulled a rib once and it took me 6 months to feel ok.

The only ribs I've ever pulled are slathered with BBQ sauce.

 

[brandonchristensen]

no
fuckin
way

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

YOKE-shida!

 

[LogansDad]

Holy shit. That came from out of nowhere.

 

[Sprowl]

The sunk cost floats!

 

[mauidano]

Masa Mashing!!!!

 

[MonstahsInLeft]

MASA!!!

 

[Remagellan]

Yoshida's got this!

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Masa? Masa!