Not Being a Joker, We Need A The Finals Thread

Auger34

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Through 5+ quarters, has Caleb Martin been the worst Heat player in this series?

1-9 from the field, 0 assists, 7 rebounds, 2 turnovers.
 

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Who gives a fuck about any city’s elevation? Ok, we get it, it’s roughly within a percent or two of exactly a mile but so fucking what? That’s it? That’s your fucking thing? Congratulations. Assholes. I hope they win but fuck.
 

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Nuggets are playing robinson off the court. If he can’t make 3’s at a really high clip, he’s a really bad player. His defense is fucking putrid (as is pretty much every other part of his game)
 

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Jeff Benzos, Joker, Gordon, Murray, Porter, very likable team
 
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It's not really the wrong place at the wrong time when he sprawled out on the floor underneath him, Mike.
 

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Since the series may not get back to Denver, it might be nice if they used halftime to regale us with more fascinating geographic, or meteorological, or other facts about the features of the city. Maybe something about its longitude. Or rock sediment or something.
 

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Who gives a fuck about any city’s elevation? Ok, we get it, it’s roughly within a percent or two of exactly a mile but so fucking what? That’s it? That’s your fucking thing? Congratulations. Assholes. I hope they win but fuck.
Have you ever tried doing anything athletic at a higher elevation? It's crazy noticeable how quickly you get winded if you spend all your time near sea level, and you have way better lungs when you go in the opposite direction. It is a very real advantage
 

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Just checking in on Caleb Martin oh 6 minutes -13 and 0 makes thanks a fucking lot you fucking dick.
 

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Have you ever tried doing anything athletic at a higher elevation? It's crazy noticeable how quickly you get winded if you spend all your time near sea level, and you have way better lungs when you go in the opposite direction. It is a very real advantage
Maybe the Cs should elevate TD Garden next year!
 

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maybe its my disappointment, but Denver just seems more settled than the Celts. They Don't stay flustered.
My theory is that the Cs - unlike most other championship contenders - don't have a play that thry can run that they know the opponents can't stop. NT is a great player and can do almost everything well but he's not a mismatch the way LBJ, Steph, Jokic, or even Butler can be. The Cs have to execute at a higher level because they just can't throw it to JT and tell him to get a bucket. JT needs that one shot that's unstoppable. IMO.
 

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Denver media thought the Celtics would be tough match-up for the Nuggets. A little bit of rock, paper, scissors with Miami, Boston, and Denver.
 

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Maybe the Cs should elevate TD Garden next year!
When I was living at ~9000 ft, there was a training facility that a lot of the top runners trained at. I do mean this in earnest, I wonder if the C's could regulate the air in their training facility to be more like higher elevations. I greatly noticed the difference moving there and when I went to sea level
 

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Have you ever tried doing anything athletic at a higher elevation? It's crazy noticeable how quickly you get winded if you spend all your time near sea level, and you have way better lungs when you go in the opposite direction. It is a very real advantage
I don’t care if they want to talk about altitude effects on the game. That’s maybe a three minute one time segment before game 1. I’m reacting to the dumb 5280 on the court and the otherwise in your face aspects of the City’s nickname. Who fucking cares. It’s approximate, arbitrary, temporary, uninteresting, and has nothing to do with anything that any person actually did. I think I can count on one hand the number of city nicknames I even know and these fuckers can’t shut up.

It would be like the Kraken putting Be3Al2(SiO3)6 on the ice.
 

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Go f*ck yourself
I don’t care if they want to talk about altitude effects on the game. That’s maybe a three minute one time segment before game 1. I’m reacting to the dumb 5280 on the court and the otherwise in your face aspects of the City’s nickname. Who fucking cares. It’s approximate, arbitrary, temporary, uninteresting, and has nothing to do with anything that any person actually did. I think I can count on one hand the number of city nicknames I even know and these fuckers can’t shut up.

It would be like the Kraken putting Be3Al2(SiO3)6 on the ice.
Would you like us all to get off your lawn as well?