Not Being a Joker, We Need A The Finals Thread

[Just a bit outside]

I don’t care if they want to talk about altitude effects on the game. That’s maybe a three minute one time segment before game 1. I’m reacting to the dumb 5280 on the court and the otherwise in your face aspects of the City’s nickname. Who fucking cares. It’s approximate, arbitrary, temporary, uninteresting, and has nothing to do with anything that any person actually did. I think I can count on one hand the number of city nicknames I even know and these fuckers can’t shut up.

It would be like the Kraken putting Be3Al2(SiO3)6 on the ice.

You can go to Coors and sit in the purple row of seats that is exactly a mile above sea level. There is even a local magazine 5280.

 

[ifmanis5]

These refs are boiled ass.

 

[Ale Xander]

These calls are boiled ass

 

[Ale Xander]

Lol

 

[Ferm Sheller]

You can go to Coors and sit in the purple row of seats that is exactly a mile above sea level. There is even a local magazine 5280.

No city would be more pissed if we adopted the metric system than Denver. The mile's their whole identity.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Would you like us all to get off your lawn as well?

You’re welcome on my lawn anytime. Please have something to say other the elevation of various cities.

 

[Bone for your jar]

slopfest

 

[bankshot1]

You can go to Coors and sit in the purple row of seats that is exactly a mile above sea level. There is even a local magazine 5280.

I'm guessing converting to the metric system isn't a thing in Denver

 

[Ferm Sheller]

This is a barnburner.

 

[dhellers]

zeller is todays Theiss?

Damn, Jokic woke up.

 

[Auger34]

Watching someone grift a foul from Fat Turtle (the ultimate grifter) is so great to see

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I'm guessing converting to the metric system isn't a thing in Denver

See that’s the thing. Very little in Denver is actually exactly one mile above sea level. I mean, really, depending on how close you measure virtually nothing is. It’s a mountain range. Elevation changes every few feet. Colors Field home plate is around 5195 feet above sea level.

So what are we even fucking doing here? Corrs Field is .93 miles above seal level or 1.58 kilometers. It’s a fraud. Their whole identity is a fraud. It’s fucking marketing. Assholes. Not special. I am almost too mad to even watch the game.

 

[Ale Xander]

Coast to coast

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Mother, lo, yonder doth passeth the gentleman of whom we speaketh.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

See that’s the thing. Very little in Denver is actually exactly one mile above sea level. I mean, really, depending on how close you measure virtually nothing is. It’s a mountain range. Elevation changes every few feet. Colors Field home plate is around 5195 feet above sea level.

So what are we even fucking doing here? Corrs Field is .93 miles above seal level or 1.58 kilometers. It’s a fraud. Their whole identity is a fraud. It’s fucking marketing. Assholes. Not special. I am almost too mad to even watch the game.

You know what's really gonna get your goat? A mile is an arbitrary unit of measure. Arbitrary.

 

[The Social Chair]

Miami fans must hate these Zeller minutes.

 

[CaptainLaddie]

Caleb Martin: 9 minutes, 0/2, 0/2 from 3, -18, 0 points.

Fuck me sideways.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

You know what's really gonna get your goat? A mile is an arbitrary unit of measure. Arbitrary.

Fucking A right it is.

 

[dhellers]

See that’s the thing. Very little in Denver is actually exactly one mile above sea level. I mean, really, depending on how close you measure virtually nothing is. It’s a mountain range. Elevation changes every few feet. Colors Field home plate is around 5195 feet above sea level.

So what are we even fucking doing here? Corrs Field is .93 miles above seal level or 1.58 kilometers. It’s a fraud. Their whole identity is a fraud. It’s fucking marketing. Assholes. Not special. I am almost too mad to even watch the game.

gd bostonians alway talking about their Lobstas and Chowdah. When was the last time anyone ate either out of the harbah?

 

[TheRooster]

Kind of an embarrassing game by Butler

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

Celtics/Nuggets would have been an epic series.

 

[The Social Chair]

Caleb Martin: 9 minutes, 0/2, 0/2 from 3, -18, 0 points.

Fuck me sideways.

He's apparently playing through an illness.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Caleb Martin: 9 minutes, 0/2, 0/2 from 3, -18, 0 points.

Fuck me sideways.

I was just looking at that. I guess he can only sell his soul so many times.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

gd bostonians alway talking about their Lobstas and Chowdah. When was the last time anyone ate either out of the harbah?

They put chowdah on the Celtics court or on the Bruins sweaters and then yeah we are gonna have a problem.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Fucking A right it is.

TD Garden is on exactly a hectare of land and no one says shit about it.

 

[luckiestman]

See that’s the thing. Very little in Denver is actually exactly one mile above sea level. I mean, really, depending on how close you measure virtually nothing is. It’s a mountain range. Elevation changes every few feet. Colors Field home plate is around 5195 feet above sea level.

So what are we even fucking doing here? Corrs Field is .93 miles above seal level or 1.58 kilometers. It’s a fraud. Their whole identity is a fraud. It’s fucking marketing. Assholes. Not special. I am almost too mad to even watch the game.

Most bosses don’t weigh a ton either. Live and let live, brother.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Most bosses don’t weigh a ton either. Live and let live, brother.

Mine seems like he’s trying.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

TD Garden is on exactly a hectare of land and no one says shit about it.

I didn’t know they made Indian burial grounds that big.

 

[Ale Xander]

F off NESCAC boy

 

[luckiestman]

F off NESCAC boy

how you know he’s got a nice cock

 

[Ale Xander]

JFC

 

[ilol@u]

Robinson 8 points in one minute? Jeez

 

[The Social Chair]

He's on the basketball equivalent of HGH.

 

[luckiestman]

JFC

View: https://youtu.be/i7dbdZlsR3Y

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

He's on the basketball equivalent of HGH.

Could just be the altitude.

 

[luckiestman]

Could just be the altitude.

Mile HiGH was right there for you

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Mile HiGH was right there for you

John Denver knew what’s what. I’ll give him that.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Gordon and Murray have been no shows.

 

[ifmanis5]

Time for 4th qtr Murray to show up.

 

[FelixMantilla]

Miami is going to steal this game. Nuggets going full-on Celtics here...

 

[Ale Xander]

Same Game 2 as previous series

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Jokic -11. Denver was best when they had their defense going. Green Brown and Braun are +12 +8 +8

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Duncan Robinson is hands down the best player in this series who was born in Maine.

 

[Just a bit outside]

Duncan Robinson is hands down the best player in this series who was born in Maine.

At what elevation was he born? That may be the key.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

At what elevation was he born? That may be the key.

What if I told you that he was born exactly at sea level?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Duncan Robinson is hands down the best player in this series who was born in Maine.

Highest point in Maine? Mt. Katahdin. Elevation? 5,270 feet. They are a lot more quiet about it.

 

[Justthetippett]

Duncan Robinson is hands down the best player in this series who was born in Maine.

Cindy Blodgett would still take him.

 

[ifmanis5]

Trash call.

 

[Just a bit outside]

Brutal call

 

[twibnotes]

Horrible call against jokic