Thing is, Pardew has rode many a storm at Newcastle. He has a decent side, he could win something in the next two or three years. I know it's the Toon and they won't win anything ever again, but that's just cos God hates the toon, not for any footballing reasons. But at Palace, what will happen is this. He keeps them up, he spends some money in the close season, the team flirts with relegation, he gets sacked...that happens a year or two years from now. That's how it works with YoYo Teams.
Sure he will be closer to Friends and family and Canvay Island and Jellied Eels but he'll be getting his P45 soon enough and be in London and out of a job, and he'll then have to take the best second tier gig he can get...Like a Reading, a Watford...one of those teams. Not everyone can do what 'arry does and make a living in the South and 'arry gets longer than most.