May 30th -- Redlegs at Boston

[Doc Zero]

Tonight Kluber get in some early action.

Oh man I can’t FUCKING wait

 

[Remagellan]

Well, the kid's not going deep in this one

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The irrepressible JARREN DURAN!

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Best Duran swing since he was last in Fenway

 

[strek1]

That's good to see! Gapper

 

[simplicio]

Getting Duran back on track would be a pretty huge boon.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Smoked right to 2B... Casas is too patient at hte plate but he also has had a terrible go of it on BABIP.

 

[staz]

"He jerked that one outside."

 

[strek1]

Let him WALK YOU! Nary a strike thrown.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Situational hitting is a lost art

 

[mauf]

None of Lively’s six pitches to Valdez were strikes.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

They're going to squander the piss out of this, aren't they?

 

[strek1]

These guys are aggravating as hell.

 

[Doc Zero]

Fuck off

 

[JOBU]

Shit

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Is it BABIP sacrifice time again?

 

[The Filthy One]

Great. Two balls hit hard right at fielders and one flailing K.

 

[JOBU]

These guys are aggravating as hell.

I don’t like Obie either but Youk and Wake aren’t terrible.

 

[JCizzle]

They're going to squander the piss out of this, aren't they?

Haven't seen a squander like that since... too soon, too soon.

 

[JCizzle]

Where did that miss? Yikes.

 

[Beomoose]

Seems Kluber's sperm has far better stats than his arm.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Yu Chang will have to go back at short whenever he's ready. Yuck.

 

[simplicio]

THANK YOU MASA

 

[staz]

Masa broke the SoSH

 

[AMS25]

Masa broke the SoSH

LOL, I noticed that.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Tapia is brutal.

 

[strek1]

3-1 meatball missed there.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Yu Chang will have to go back at short whenever he's ready. Yuck.

 

[strek1]

Does Devers have someplace to be after this game? He's seen 4 pitches in 2 AB's.

 

[LesterFan]

This offense is baddd

 

[The Filthy One]

Pretty tough when Verdugo is out and Devers is swinging at everything and hitting routine flyouts.

 

[LesterFan]

Devers down to .280 OBP and 100 wRC+. Gross

 

[Moviegoer]

Seriously starting to think I'll be checking out early. This team is just so dull right now. If I wasn't already going to miss a few games this week I probably would be back on Netflix already.

 

[JOBU]

First career triple. Cool

 

[InsideTheParker]

Devers down to .280 OBP and 100 wRC+. Gross

$300 million doesn't get you much anymore. You need to pay $400 mill.

 

[Delicious Sponge]

Red Sox broadcasts are almost unwatchable

 

[Redkluzu]

Much easier to root against the Reds when I'm not in Cincy at the ballpark I grew up in--Crosley Field. Oh Red Sox, this should not be so hard!

 

[Delicious Sponge]

They put the monster seats up 20 years ago. Why don’t we talk about how before 9/11 we could keep our shoes on in airport security.

 

[Doc Zero]

They put the monster seats up 20 years ago. Why don’t we talk about how before 9/11 we could keep our shoes on in airport security.

And back then nickels had pictures of bumblebees on em!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Seriously starting to think I'll be checking out early. This team is just so dull right now. If I wasn't already going to miss a few games this week I probably would be back on Netflix already.

Any good comedies you could recommend?

 

[Moviegoer]

The biggest improvement that they never talk about is when they replaced the trough urinals. That was revolting.

 

[JOBU]

Solid recovery

 

[The Filthy One]

Fuck yeah, Bello. Let's go, bats!

 

[strek1]

Well, maybe more like a 5-inning start for Bello today. I'll take it if he can keep them off the scoreboard.

Couldn't even make 5. 97 pitches through 4 innings.

 

[Remagellan]

If that's it for the kid, it was a good way for him to end his truncated night.

 

[Moviegoer]

Any good comedies you could recommend?

Not really. I'm alternating a The Magicians rewatch along with a Futurama rewatch to try and stretch out the latter to flow into the new episodes coming in July.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Any good comedies you could recommend?

The Red Sox offense.

 

[Remagellan]

The Red Sox offense.

To paraphrase the great David St. Hubbins, "It wasn't pleasant being part of the comedy."

 

[simplicio]

The Red Sox offense.

If that's so funny, why does it just make me sad?

 

[derekson]

97 pitches after 4 innings. Almost have to go to the bullpen already.