We've had a season long funk against the poorer NL teams. That shite stops tonight! We normally dominate the NL, whether regular season or World Series. Get the tradition back on track!
July 21 Home Again vs. the Mets SUSPENDED TO BE CONTINUED 7/22 at 2:10
- Thread starter Al Zarilla
- Start date
Apparently, there are some posters who believe he controls the in-game performance of the team
Game 98
Is this team a Barbie or an Oppenheimer?
Are we a young(ish), fun-to-watch, upward climber
with a dreamy future that’s simply sublime? Or
do we have a doomsday clock set on a timer
to blow it all up before we reach our prime? Or
do we have a plan or awkward paradigm for
being both? It’s ten days till the deadline chimer.
Will we be big spenders or a five-and-dimer?
Make a big mess like that green ghost they call Slimer?
End up with a big steal that’s the perfect crime? Or
will we just stand silent like some kind of mimer?
These are the questions from your resident rhymer.
Is this team a Barbie or an Oppenheimer?
Are we a young(ish), fun-to-watch, upward climber
with a dreamy future that’s simply sublime? Or
do we have a doomsday clock set on a timer
to blow it all up before we reach our prime? Or
do we have a plan or awkward paradigm for
being both? It’s ten days till the deadline chimer.
Will we be big spenders or a five-and-dimer?
Make a big mess like that green ghost they call Slimer?
End up with a big steal that’s the perfect crime? Or
will we just stand silent like some kind of mimer?
These are the questions from your resident rhymer.
Not me. I just find the guy's perpetually wrong statements of certain outcomes to be annoying. Don't you, really?
This would work perfectly with the backing tracks from either Subterranean Homesick Blues or Highway 61 Revisited
- Brandon Nimmo (L) CF
- Francisco Lindor (S) SS
- Jeff McNeil (L) RF
- Pete Alonso (R) 1B
- Daniel Vogelbach (L) DH
- Francisco Alvarez (R) C
- Brett Baty (L) 3B
- Mark Canha (R) LF
- Luis Guillorme(L) 2B
- Jarren Duran (L) LF
- Justin Turner (R) 2B
- Masataka Yoshida (L) DH
- Rafael Devers (L) 3B
- Adam Duvall (R) CF
- Alex Verdugo (L) RF
- Triston Casas (L) 1B
- Connor Wong (R) C
- Yu Chang (R) SS
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The defacto comparison to Bob Dylan
makes writing this worth it. Hope the game’s as thrillin’.
We got over 2.5 inches of rain out here in the CT River Valley. If any of that is headed to Fenway, look out.
I know that, but I have noticed he is very interested in the weather, so I guessed that was his way of making a play on words and saying it was pouring rain. Anyway, it's pouring AGAIN out here, and the satellite is out, of course. I assume the rain is not reaching Fenway, or you guys would have said so. I hope I'll be able to watch some of the game. (By the way, the word "flushing" is apt out here as there is more sewage pouring into the CT River.)
I've heard Bon Scott called "The Bob Dylan of Cock Rock". I consider LynnRice the Bob Dylan of Gamethreads. It's the highest honor.
Actually there is a bunch of us together watching and are taking turns broadcasting every half inning. Its hilarious and MUCH better than DOB
You know you suck when your #3 hitter is trying to fake a hit by pitch to get on base. GJGE Mets.
