Introducing... Tessie!

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Sunny von Bulow
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Come on. It's not for us, it's for kids. I'm down with anything that will get kids to like baseball more.
My 5yo daughter is TERRIFIED of mascots. First one she saw was a couple of years ago at a Brooklyn Cyclones game (NY Penn League)- they have a seagull. She screamed and fled. Since then, encounters with the Yale bulldog, the Elmos in Times Square, and whatever the hell the Islanders thing is have been met with a cry of "MASSSCOTTT!!!" and a full-blown nutty, from an otherwise levelheaded kid.

So, YKMMV.
 

DennyDoyle'sBoil

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It's actually kind of progressive, isn't it? Not many female mascots out there. I'm sure there are a few but I can't think of any. And now that I think about that, it's weird. Maybe one of those kind of little things that as a guy I never noticed before but that has a subtle effect.

I hate that stuff like this seems necessary to try to bring kids to the game, but if it is necessary, I'm happy my club is the one breaking the mascot gender barrier.
 

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I give credit to the Angels, Dodgers and Yankees for not debasing their brand with embarrassing mascots. But as JMOH said, it's for kids. I'm too old for their target demographics.
I think the rally monkey and thunder sticks more than offset any embarrassment a mascot may bring.
 

pantsparty

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It's actually kind of progressive, isn't it? Not many female mascots out there. I'm sure there are a few but I can't think of any. And now that I think about that, it's weird. Maybe one of those kind of little things that as a guy I never noticed before but that has a subtle effect.

I hate that stuff like this seems necessary to try to bring kids to the game, but if it is necessary, I'm happy my club is the one breaking the mascot gender barrier.
The Mets and Reds also have female mascots according to wikipedia, and a few other clubs have in the past. And I'd argue that a truly progressive move would be that the strange looking alien thing would be female without needing a bunch of "girly" things added to it - there's nothing about Wally inherently making him male other than that male is the default in society so it was decreed that he's a he.

But either way, whatever. I'm not the one that mascots are there to entertain, and if some kids like it, awesome. If some girls who otherwise wouldn't care get into baseball as a result of a female mascot, even better.
 

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I give credit to the Angels, Dodgers and Yankees for not debasing their brand with embarrassing mascots. But as JMOH said, it's for kids. I'm too old for their target demographics.
The Yankees were set to use this monstrosity in the early 80s, but chickened out literally the day before it was to make its debut:



His name was Dandy (as in Yankee Doodle Dandy) and I believe that the MFYs worked with Children's Television Workshop or Sesame Street or Jim Henson to come up with this. I think he kind of looks like Thurman Munson (post plane crash).
 

Mugsy's Jock

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The Yankees were set to use this monstrosity in the early 80s, but chickened out literally the day before it was to make its debut:

His name was Dandy (as in Yankee Doodle Dandy) and I believe that the MFYs worked with Children's Television Workshop or Sesame Street or Jim Henson to come up with this. I think he kind of looks like Thurman Munson (post plane crash).
Here's a good story about Dandy: http://gothamist.com/2015/04/10/bring_dandy_back_yankees.php.

Apparently SiaS was kind of enthusiastic about Dandy, but the mascot got marginalized and ultimately shelved because well-known fun-loving guy Lou Piniella went on the record saying he hated mascots.

More Dandy facts pulled from the story:
  • Dandy's mustache was fashioned after former Yankee catcher Thurman Munson... when Munson died in a plane crash, Dandy was put on hiatus.
  • He was named after the song "Yankee Doodle Dandy."
  • The Yankees leased Dandy for three years and $30,000. The creators of Dandy would not renew the lease because they believed he was not supported by the team.
  • Dandy was pear-shaped.
  • Dandy had a theme song, written by organist Eddie Layton. It was never played. Layton died and there is no record of the song.
  • One time Dandy opened for Bill Cosby. During that gig, he was almost ripped to shreds by a bunch of drunk bankers.
  • Another time Dandy's human, Rick Ford, held the costume for ransom. Ford was then fired.
  • When Dandy was retired, he was thrown in a dumpster.
 

geoduck no quahog

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I was a grown up when Wally was introduced and liked him immediately. Tessie, not so much, but I guess maybe there are girls who would not have otherwise become fans that now have something they can identify with?
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I'd rather see cheerleaders.
 

joyofsox

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So NESN will have a choice between showing us the Wally Wave or the Tessie Tango (and, naturally, missing pitches)?
 

InsideTheParker

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Agreed, and I would add that I would rather see Tessie wearing a baseball uniform like Wally rather than a "B" T-shirt and a skirt. I think it's important that both Wally and Tessie be, at the very least, athletic role models for kids (whether boys or girls).
You are so right. What is she, a cheerleader? Was someone in the Sox FO thinking of A League of Their Own? Half a mo, I just realized that Wally is a cheerleader, too. Neither one of them plays the game, they model cheering for the young fan. That's a stupid Nancy skirt, but in pants, how could you tell them apart? I'm beginning to think this might be rocket science and require a highly paid professional staff position. Maybe they do need the dentist after all.
 

Savin Hillbilly

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I don't quite get the logic behind saying that a female mascot will be more likely to get girls into baseball, but then I never really got mascots. Is the idea that the kids are supposed to identify with the mascot? Bond with it as an imaginary friend?
 

barbed wire Bob

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The Yankees were set to use this monstrosity in the early 80s, but chickened out literally the day before it was to make its debut:



His name was Dandy (as in Yankee Doodle Dandy) and I believe that the MFYs worked with Children's Television Workshop or Sesame Street or Jim Henson to come up with this. I think he kind of looks like Thurman Munson (post plane crash).
. I always pictured Thurman Munson (post plane crash). Looking like the smoking guy from Beetlejuice.

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E5 Yaz

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E5Y, that just gets me to a story on Ramirez 1's chances of getting into the Hall. And the Glob won't even let me read that without a sub.
It's his Sunday notes column. The Tessie comment is in the Apropos of Nothing section. I can't help you if you don't have a subscription, or have used up your free reads
 

Lose Remerswaal

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