Game 3- Panthers @ Bruins
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Dear Floriduh,
Congrats on the sex. You must be very happy right now. Unfortunately, you are about to enter hell.
I’ve heard a lot of people talking about how it was a bad idea for Pastrnak to fight Tkachuk. And the truth is that it was actually a bad idea for Tkachuk to fight Pastrnak. Because what you didn’t realize is that you threw your best shot at us, and we’re still fucking here. Is Tarasenko gonna throw down with Maroon? Fuck no. What do you think would happen if Swayman and Bob got in a fight? Bob can’t even stay on his feet when the puck hits him, let alone the hand of god. And Paul Maurice? I’ll take Monty against him 11 out of 10 times. Dude probably had so many wedgies in middle school that he had to switch to crotchless underwear as a safety measure.
So I hope you enjoyed the last 48 hours. The next 5 days will be the worst of your life until we finally release you to the 2024-25 season at approximately 9:45PM on Tuesday, May 14. If you are interested in exploring Boston while here, Cheers is great.
Rip their heads off.
Congrats on the sex. You must be very happy right now. Unfortunately, you are about to enter hell.
I’ve heard a lot of people talking about how it was a bad idea for Pastrnak to fight Tkachuk. And the truth is that it was actually a bad idea for Tkachuk to fight Pastrnak. Because what you didn’t realize is that you threw your best shot at us, and we’re still fucking here. Is Tarasenko gonna throw down with Maroon? Fuck no. What do you think would happen if Swayman and Bob got in a fight? Bob can’t even stay on his feet when the puck hits him, let alone the hand of god. And Paul Maurice? I’ll take Monty against him 11 out of 10 times. Dude probably had so many wedgies in middle school that he had to switch to crotchless underwear as a safety measure.
So I hope you enjoyed the last 48 hours. The next 5 days will be the worst of your life until we finally release you to the 2024-25 season at approximately 9:45PM on Tuesday, May 14. If you are interested in exploring Boston while here, Cheers is great.
Rip their heads off.
I will find ways to vote multiple times for him.
Please will someone make him eat that stupid mouth guard....
Peeke is available tonight.
They did not do line rushes but apparently Boqvist was out skating early with Grzelyck and Poitras which suggests he'll be scratched. Heinen is still day-to-day according to Monty and they sent Brown back to Providence so that would seem to indicate Lauko is going in.
They did not do line rushes but apparently Boqvist was out skating early with Grzelyck and Poitras which suggests he'll be scratched. Heinen is still day-to-day according to Monty and they sent Brown back to Providence so that would seem to indicate Lauko is going in.
Given the lack of jump and forechecking, Lauko would seem be a good fit to improve in those areas in the bottom 6.
Just a guess:
Marchand - Coyle - DeBrusk
Zacha - Geekie - Pastrnak
van Riemsdyk - Frederic - Brazeau
Lauko - Beecher - Maroon
Lohrei - McAvoy
Lindholm - Carlo
Wotherspoon - Peeke
Marchand - Coyle - DeBrusk
Zacha - Geekie - Pastrnak
van Riemsdyk - Frederic - Brazeau
Lauko - Beecher - Maroon
Lohrei - McAvoy
Lindholm - Carlo
Wotherspoon - Peeke
I pray for the poetic justice of him losing a bunch of teeth with a shot to the face while he uses his mouth guard as a chew toy instead of to actually guard his mouth.
I'm hoping the Montour tongue/Tkachuk fighting Pasta incidents act as the Burrows biting Bergeron catalyst that gets the whole team on the "fuck this let's kill them" train.
I’ll never get what they see in Forbort. He’s slow, handles the puck like a grenade, and despite being a 6’ 4” defenseman, he doesn’t give them much physically either. I guess he can block a shot here and there, right before he gets beat to the loose puck, or throws the clearing attempt right to the other team.
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We need to pick a horrible shot to take, communally, every time the Bruins get a too many men on the ice penalty for the rest of the playoffs. If you’re on the wagon, you have to do a shot of Tabasco and Moxie Cola.
Boston.com posted an article talking about the most PIM in Bruins playoff history and the other night ranked 5th (77 minutes). For your old time hockey viewing pleasure and to kill 8 minutes, here's a video of #1 - B's/Islanders 1980 game 2 ECQF where the Bruins racked up 126 minutes pretty much all in this video.
Shouldnt we make Monty do this instead??
What are the rules. Straight liquour or can we suggest bottom shelf vodka with a raw egg in it
Forbort has naked pictures of Sweeney and Neely its the only explanation of him continuing to see the ice over better options. It makes absolutely zero sense. You're struggling to break the puck out and your solution is to keep using a defenseman who struggles to get the puck out and does nothing well aside from occasionally blocking shots.
The Forbort thing must be a dodge to get people to stop talking about the goalie rotation.
Crafty move!
Crafty move!
The STH face value for 2nd round was usually double the first round price when I had my tickets.
Hmm. I bought a pair from @tonyandpals last series for $232, 3rd row section 309 I think. Basically the same seats. 40% bump would be ~$325 for the pair, not $500. Unless he was discounting them.
Don’t one of you guys post lineups by now? Assuming Sway first off the ice? I guess no major changes?
Bruins' lines in warmups:
Marchand-Coyle-DeBrusk
Zacha-Geekie-Pastrnak
Van Riemsdyk-Frederic-Brazeau
Lauko-Beecher-Maroon
Lindholm-McAvoy
Lohrei-Carlo
Forbort-Peeke
Swayman
Marchand-Coyle-DeBrusk
Zacha-Geekie-Pastrnak
Van Riemsdyk-Frederic-Brazeau
Lauko-Beecher-Maroon
Lindholm-McAvoy
Lohrei-Carlo
Forbort-Peeke
Swayman
Concise and Precise, and yet Poetic and Powerful.
Fuck that Tkachuk guy and all the other little chowdahheads that follow that mouthpiece eating clown
