Bill Belichick Simulator!

[Darnell's Son]

Play the new Bill Belichick video game created by SBNation. 
 

 

 
This must be emphasized from the outset: The Bill Belichick Offseason Simulator is a tool, and not a toy. It does not exist to amuse you. It is meant to train prospective football coaches in the art and science of managing the travails of the offseason.
Any fun you may have, or amusement you may find, while piloting this simulator is purely accidental, and should be reported as a software bug.
This "video game," if you would like to call it that, is not about fun and games. It is about getting dressed, resetting the clock on your car radio, shopping at the hardware store, and accomplishing offseason tasks. In other words, it is the exact sort of game Bill Belichick might himself make.
This game is possible to beat, but you may find it frustrating and difficult at times. That is because you are not Bill Belichick.

 

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Rex Ryan is going to get some nasty blisters playing this repeatedly...

 

[mpx42]

I feel for anyone who gets stuck in the playbook mines.

 

[Ed Hillel]

I became a wizard and moved on to writing electronics manuals. Yay!

 

[alydar]

I conquered the Pirate Pendelton (or something) to conquer all oceans on earth. 
 
The bit about Belichick buying clothes in bulk had me laughing out loud.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

I did poorly.  I discovered zero secret monorails.

 

[MentalDisabldLst]

I found the victory video.
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=26&v=cdmI7_I3qb4
 
edit: other videos he's got have more Bill content, although they vary in how amusing they are...

Spoiler

If you jam with the rock band and sing from the heart, you get promoted to wizard heaven:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=798Ug0vOHJs
 
If you give up on the car clock:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDhtXBLbTpk
 
Bill Belichick fact: you boil your laundry on the stove.
 
If you go through the game conventionally and win, you get this video (warning: Creed song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCtk8M4cL70

 
I now have a strange desire to play Warlords, GoldenEye, and other retro video games.
 
And yeah, the playbook mines suck.  Have to reload the whole damn applet.

 

[ifmanis5]

The game is the game. We did the things we thought gave us the best chance to win. On to Super NFL Football for Intellivision.

 

[Laser Show]

I beat back my enemies with a surprise 3rd down punt.

 

[BornToRun]

Is there an achievement for finding all the shit they got there in China?

 

[Leather]

Love the Elder Scrolls reference.

 

[Grimace-HS]

This game (or maybe "simulation" is more accurate) is amazing....but I sense I'm way behind.  I've spent two nights stuck in that car trying to fix the clock!  I feel like I've been transported back to 1984 with my Atari 800.  Thanks for posting this.