You best bring an army when you try to get mine cause shit will get real RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/AmberSmoczyk" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@AmberSmoczyk</a> I just wanna eat all the pasta in the world, ever.
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It is a hunger for life... and eggs. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/alibanks24" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@alibanks24</a> Why do I have to wake up starving? People should not be THIS hungry all the time.
Nice ad RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Sleepsinwetspot" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Sleepsinwetspot</a> I don't get jealous. I've come to the realization that I am no ones dream girl. And I give fantastic blow jobs.
Easy for you to say now <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%235thgradersarenthot" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#5thgradersarenthot</a> RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Hysterigal" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Hysterigal</a> I will not date someone young enough to be my kid. I wish men felt the same way.
Guys, little tip. If you want people to follow your video blog make sure to have a child, kill it, and then get away with that.
That will last all of three tugs RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Sleepsinwetspot" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Sleepsinwetspot</a> I'm going home and writing dirty tasks on my jenga game. I'll let you play w/me
I wonder how much History Channel you can watch before your roommates start wondering if you are really into Hitler.
You have a dirty mind RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jess_richardson" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@jess_richardson</a> When I say, "I would never do that to you," I'm imagining myself doing that to you
Has your liver crawled out of your body and formed a third party yet? RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/secupp" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@secupp</a> Drink! Negative advertisements. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Newt" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Newt</a>
Little something to tide you over <a href="http://t.co/XjK7eH5b" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/XjK7eH5b</a> RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/eTHEgoddess" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@eTHEgoddess</a> uh... nothing??? ps -- please put that on youtube.
Sexism. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/LindatheBraLady" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@LindatheBraLady</a> Read up and email: resumes@lindasonline.com Join a team of dedicated women!
Better be armed with Jameson. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/laurendawesome" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@laurendawesome</a> Hello new followers of 2012. I want to see you naked. That is all.
Sounds like a lot of girls in college. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Sleepsinwetspot" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Sleepsinwetspot</a> I will star you until you notice me.
Forward down the slippery slope towards being a cat lady RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/mmam1111" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@mmam1111</a> Playing the sims is far more interesting than playing with boys....
Dear internet - Can I get a girlfriend? Is this how it works?
Am I doing this right? RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Sleepsinwetspot" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Sleepsinwetspot</a> No one ever subtweets me. I'm slightly disappointed.
I think I decided I want a girlfriend which means I should start being as non committal as possible around single girls.
I wonder how many takes it took for Mark Sanchez to throw that Pepsi Max so someone could catch it
Looks like 2012 is not the Patriots year. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23nfl" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#nfl</a>
God through it all I just love a good story
But it sounds like a great story. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/AmberSmoczyk" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@AmberSmoczyk</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/halowe_foxxface" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@halowe_foxxface</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/abfigueroa" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@abfigueroa</a> let's actually never talk about that again.
Perfect, I couldn't figure out what to wear tonight RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/JessimaePeluso" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@JessimaePeluso</a> That's like sucker punching an old lady&wearing her to a dinner party
I already got my first Happy News Year text. Someday I hope to visit the Future land known as Australia.
Just realized I put my underwear on backwards. Annoying when drinking.
Must be nice shopping at GAP kids. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/jovanarizzo" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@jovanarizzo</a> others went to my boss's 13 yr old daughter. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23petite" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#petite</a>
Man what a let down, when I heard Katy Perry was single again I thought Russell Brand died. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23tilldeathdouspart" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#tilldeathdouspart</a>
Each morning before he runs off to wrestle a Grizzly Bear RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/tamolliesmom" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@tamolliesmom</a> when does <a href="http://www.twitter.com/BearGrylls" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@BearGrylls</a> drink his own pee?
What entices you? Cheesybread and booze? RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/JackiePizz" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@JackiePizz</a> I'm always around, but I'm lazy.
Mrs. Doubtfire? RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/realshitgirlsay" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@realshitgirlsay</a> "Everything I know about makeup I learned from a movie about guy in drag." - Shit Girls Say
Not even a third world playground? RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/EricStangel" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@EricStangel</a> There's nothing more depressing than a shitty zoo
Well played Dead Island for a day. Not sleeping anytime soon
Some day he will show what he learned to a lucky lady. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/DustinChafin" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@DustinChafin</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/petedavidson" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@petedavidson</a> It's where I learned how 2 dick slap a crowd
I am already selling a bootleg for $2.50 <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23dirbagstuff" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#dirbagstuff</a> RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/SergioChicon" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@SergioChicon</a> only 3 more days to get my comedy dvd 'take me home' for 5 bux!
Can you get me a new six pack? Thanks. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/SEisHere" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@SEisHere</a> It's like you're in there on a recliner reading my thoughts.
How about Lex Luxor? <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23comicbooknerd" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#comicbooknerd</a> RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/LexieSaysThis" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@LexieSaysThis</a> You can call me Lex, Lexie or Alexia, but my name is not Alex, Alexa, Alexis or Leslie
Made it through the whole mass without calling the lady in robes 'witch doctor'. Nice try 'priest' but we all know Jesus was a misogynist
Catholic granmother being buried in Episcopal church. Priest must have really botched the last rites.
They feel like sandbags <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2340yearoldvirgin" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#40yearoldvirgin</a> RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/NathalieShamma" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@NathalieShamma</a> I like to fondle my breasts they are so soft and squishy
Things with the horns are dicks. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/_meems" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@_meems</a> Dear Noah, we could have sworn you said the Ark wasn't leaving until 5. Sincerely, the Unicorns.
When did you sleep with your mom? RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/apwalshe" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@apwalshe</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23NamesIWontGiveMyChildren" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#NamesIWontGiveMyChildren</a> the names of the women I slept with before mom.
Apparently my sister wants to spend Boxing Day actually trying to bait me into a boxing match...
A Christmas miracle? RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Jenna___Talia" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Jenna___Talia</a> Dear delicious Xmas ham: please stop whispering and telling me to call u Babe.
I will do you one better, I will enjoy. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/QxxSheeba" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@QxxSheeba</a> Don't just exist, live....
I got everything I asked for for Christmas ... which sucks. Now I don't have any yearning in my heart.
Len Bias documentary is getting to my emotion. Not a great idea with a grandmother dying right before Christmas.
Oh snap I am about to bring praying outside of football stadiums back in style <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23stannschurch" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#stannschurch</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Cranston" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Cranston</a> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/TimTebow" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@TimTebow</a>
Working on my set list for my grandmother's funeral Tuesday. Probably should use my clean set.
Like safety cheating too much. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/WesWelker" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@WesWelker</a> Bam! Noticed! <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Nerdy4McCurdy" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Nerdy4McCurdy</a>
Then you realize bus wifi triumphs airplane wifi by a mile. RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/realjustinupton" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@realjustinupton</a> beg to differ! I ride buses all the time during the season!
Yo <a href="http://www.twitter.com/djdaddydog" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@djdaddydog</a> best drop Africa else the crowd will turn.
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