Auction Item: A Carton of Toast! Gummies + A Special Bonus!

Scoops Bolling

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Jun 19, 2007
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Superbowl Champs and it's Truck Day, what could be better? How about being able to fully celebrate a game like the Superbowl and still feel great the next day? Well, with Toast! gummies you can and we're offering a carton of gummies (10 servings). Based on the latest clinical science, Toast! gummy bears are deisgned to boost your body's response to alcohol, so that you can enjoy a night out and still be at your best the next morning.



But not only am I offering a carton of gummies now, I am also offering you a chance to be the first customer to ever try our version 2.0 this summer. We're currently in R&D, but as soon as we have approved a new version, I will personally send you a pouch of gummies from that R&D production so that you can try our new gummies what will likely be a month prior to anyone else getting to try it!
 
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Reverend

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Superbowl Champs and it's Truck Day, what could be better? How about being able to fully celebrate a game like the Superbowl and still feel great the next day? Well, with Toast! gummies you can and we're offering a carton of gummies (10 servings)



But not only am I offering a carton of gummies now, I am also offering you a chance to be the first customer to ever try our version 2.0 this summer. We're currently in R&D, but as soon as we have approved a new version, I will personally send you a pouch of gummies from that R&D production so that you can try our new gummies what will likely be a month prior to anyone else getting to try it!
Uh, is there anything you'd like to tell people who don't already know what these are about your gummies and what they do? ;)

Or is it like the Da Vinci Code and people have to figure it out for themselves? Either way...
 

Scoops Bolling

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Jun 19, 2007
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Uh, is there anything you'd like to tell people who don't already know what these are about your gummies and what they do? ;)

Or is it like the Da Vinci Code and people have to figure it out for themselves? Either way...
Updated, just for you.
 

Bergs

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Jul 22, 2005
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I'd just like to step in and vouch for the effectiveness of these things. They are no joke.
 

Kenny F'ing Powers

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I'd just like to step in and vouch for the effectiveness of these things. They are no joke.
Same. Took these during the superbowl. Started pounding beer at 1, didnt stop until 10. Was up at 6 with the kids. Not a hint of a hangover.
 

cecil c

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$550
still don't have the cure but... working in the right direction.

If I win, pretty please just tell me where to send the check - TIA (and yes, i do understand that the check in itself is an electronic payment).
 

Reverend

for king and country
Lifetime Member
SoSH Member
Jan 20, 2007
63,822
$550
still don't have the cure but... working in the right direction.

If I win, pretty please just tell me where to send the check - TIA (and yes, i do understand that the check in itself is an electronic payment).
Thank you--and these things really work, by the way; you'll be able to convince your friends you're a wizard or something. Mention them in the subject line so we can check you off--and much appreciated.