ALCS game thread- TOR VS KC

[Rough Carrigan]

How does Price's velocity compare to his regular season average?
 
Is it as simple as him being a little worn out and not throwing 95.5 but "only" 93.5?

 

[glasspusher]

Now getting Puffed Up Joe Buck Voice

 

[mauidano]

 
How are you folks doing with wind energy there?

Relatively well I am told though I don't see any difference on my electric bill. 

 

[hbk72777]

Lady, maybe if you weren't such a smarmy bitch, your man wouldn't need a pill to get his dick hard.

And you can take that stupid $19.99 jersey back to TJ Maxx and get something that makes you look, shall I say, a little less flat-chested?

 
 
I'm still wondering who their target audience is.
 
Is there any man over 50 who doesn't know about dick pills in 2015?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

The Cubs and Dodgers are going to battle to overpay for Price so they can continue their World Series droughts.

Yeah, for some reason, I think Zimmerman is going to end up being DD's target.  And I'm fine with that.

 

[glasspusher]

30" of padding on that wall? Sounds like my first girlfriend!

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

 
 
I'm still wondering who their target audience is.
 
Is there any man over 50 who doesn't know about dick pills in 2015?

We do, but we keep forgetting to buy them.

 

[Rough Carrigan]

Yeah, for some reason, I think Zimmerman is going to end up being DD's target.  And I'm fine with that.

He started against the Sox on opening day and . . yikes.  His teammates were horrible but he didn't look great.  But, yeah, it was just one game.

 

[mauidano]

Ventura is just kicking ass.

 

[glasspusher]

Relatively well I am told though I don't see any difference on my electric bill. 

 
Hopefully with the switch you won't see any change in your climate either. 
 
Have you thought of rooftop solar? Getting dirt cheap. Electric mostly for A/C there?

 

[Rough Carrigan]

Ventura is just kicking ass.

yeah, for a righty to get lefty hitters to flail at 58 foot curves is impressive.  That ball's gotta have awesome movement.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

He started against the Sox on opening day and . . yikes.  His teammates were horrible but he didn't look great.  But, yeah, it was just one game.

He's been better in the playoffs than Cueto or Price.

 

[InsideTheParker]

 
 
I'm still wondering who their target audience is.
 
Is there any man over 50 who doesn't know about dick pills in 2015?

Ken and Barbie watch together. Ad stimulates discussion so to speak. Barbie is told its normal and ok to use the product.

 

[glasspusher]

We do, but we keep forgetting to buy them.

 
I have a very good friend who works for Pfizer. Their company cafeteria is quite nice. Amazing what a cash cow like that blue pill can do.

 

[hbk72777]

We do, but we keep forgetting to buy them.

 
 
I'm not sure which body part I'm more afraid of failing in the future

 

[glasspusher]

Ned Yost seems a lot less comatose this year in the playoffs.

 

[glasspusher]

96 a few times already from price, if the gun is to be believed. Is he just too predictable?

 

[Rough Carrigan]

96 a few times already from price, if the gun is to be believed. Is he just too predictable?

Well, it's pretty ridiculous for Harold to suggest that Zobrist had a big edge versus price because he knows how Price usually likes to mix pitches.  Doesn't he think Price knows this, too?  Doesn't he think Price should take extra care to not fall into a typical pattern with that guy?

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Price, go after that ball... lol

 

[Rough Carrigan]

96 a few times already from price, if the gun is to be believed. Is he just too predictable?

Is he unpredictable in the regular season?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Don't get too laughy, KC, long way to go.

 

[glasspusher]

Well, it's pretty ridiculous for Harold to suggest that Zobrist had a big edge versus price because he knows how Price usually likes to mix pitches.  Doesn't he think Price knows this, too?  Doesn't he think Price should take extra care to not fall into a typical pattern with that guy?

 
yes, agreed. I would like to make clear- I am not agreeing with HR My point is he sure isn't pitching like he's worn out.
 
Harold, shut up.

 

[Rough Carrigan]

ehh.  Trying to back off this, mentally.   I don't like Price but the whole choker template is so easy to adopt here.

 

[mikeford]

Yeah, for some reason, I think Zimmerman is going to end up being DD's target.  And I'm fine with that.

100%.
 
Guy had a down year, probably cost himself some money, could be a "bargain" compared to Cueto, Price and Greinke. 

 

[glasspusher]

Is he unpredictable in the regular season?

 
I didn't see Zobrist's homer, but with Moustakas, that was a bit of a hanger. He seems to be sharper now, but damn...welcome to the playoffs, Mr Price...

 

[Shane]

Anyone else remember when Mariano almost signed with us?

 

[glasspusher]

Geez, now we have blue pill football girl quoting medical studies. So hot...

 

[staz]

Shut up, bitch.

 

[glasspusher]

Anyone else remember when Mariano almost signed with us?

 
Yeah, I'm glad that Pedro for Mariano trade fell through.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

FOX promoting fan interference!

 

[mauidano]

Erin Andrews just made this dudes life by talking to him.
:fap:

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Erin has always been a tremendous investigative reporter.

 

[glasspusher]

FOX promoting fan interference!

 
Guy looks like a hipster. He was interfering long before it was cool.

 

[shawnrbu]

You think that hipster has ever spoken to a woman like Erin Andrews in his life?

 

[mauidano]

 
Hopefully with the switch you won't see any change in your climate either. 
 
Have you thought of rooftop solar? Getting dirt cheap. Electric mostly for A/C there?

Rooftop solar is HUGE business in Hawaii.  However it's complicated by Hawaii Electric and their monopoly.  Brutal summers require AC no doubt.

 

[Rough Carrigan]

Yes!  Joey Bats!!!!!

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Hey, Caleb, catch this one

 

[glasspusher]

Bautista just made that ball square.

 

[mauidano]

Joey Jacks it!

 

[strek1]

Erin Andrews just made this dudes life by talking to him.
:fap:

 I wonder if anybody ever tells her they saw her tits on the internet.
 
WOW - How deep was that bomb?

 

[mauidano]

Sorry Caleb your 15 SECONDS of fame are over.

 

[barbed wire Bob]

Guy looks like a hipster. He was interfering long before it was cool.

He looks Amish to me.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Yes!  Joey Bats!!!!!

 
He plays for the wrong team

 

[glasspusher]

He's cut! The russian is cut!

 

[Rough Carrigan]

He's cut! The russian is cut!

That's so Simmons

 

[glasspusher]

That's so Simmons

Guilty as charged. He was cruising up until now, though.

 

[Luis Taint]

 I wonder if anybody ever tells her they saw her tits on the internet.
 
WOW - How deep was that bomb?

"I'd like to say hi to my dad, you have a nice bum by the way"

 

[glasspusher]

Tulo isn't fooled by the movement

 

[Rough Carrigan]

Buck and Reynolds both laud the pitch location and the replay then shows that it wasn't a strike at all.  Thanks guys.

 

[Al Zarilla]

 I wonder if anybody ever tells her they saw her tits on the internet.
 
WOW - How deep was that bomb?

More than tits wasn't it? It was gone before I had a chance to look though.
 
Not that long of a bomb. Too high, IMO.