8/1 - Open the Month with a Win

[Doc Zero]

Hey now

 

[jmcc5400]

Solo job for Reese!

 

[simplicio]

McGuire dedicating this one to Pee Wee's memory.

 

[OnWisc]

Reese with his first jerk of the year.

Good thing he knew where to run.

 

[reggiecleveland]

Better than the commercials about how to take a proper poop

Cars for kids ad makes me want to run over kids

 

[Just a bit outside]

Money shot by Reese.

 

[mauidano]

McGuire dedicating this one to Pee Wee's memory.

Exceptional work.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Sad nobody remembers gamethread trend
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Wa7-k9kKU

Everyone forgets how fast Jacoby Ellsbury was.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Enjoy the Go is worse than America’s Leanest Bacon

I'm confused: If bears shit in the woods, why do they need toilet paper? And if they never wear clothes, just whose tighty whities were those on the bathroom floor?

 

[OnWisc]

Everyone forgets how fast Jacoby Ellsbury was.

I don’t. I got a free taco because of it.

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

There was a couple bad misses by miller on fastballs that inning. Felt like servais was playing with fire

 

[JOBU]

I don’t. I got a free taco because of it.

“I ain’t got my taco”
-Royce Clayton 2007 series

 

[OnWisc]

I'm confused: If bears shit in the woods, why do they need toilet paper? And if they never wear clothes, just whose tighty whities were those on the bathroom floor?

I just assume someone they mauled.

 

[reggiecleveland]

I think Yu chang just uses a DND dice to decide in advance whether to swing

 

[LesterFan]

Can't wait for Story to be back

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

His bat should have Hellz Wind Staff on the barrel.

 

[LogansDad]

Can't wait for Story to be back

1000000000000%

 

[Dewey's 'stache]

Yu Chang hates his batting helmet

 

[OnWisc]

“I ain’t got my taco”
-Royce Clayton 2007 series

I was living in Houston at the time. I don’t think they knew about the promotion, but were just like, whatever. You might be able to go to every Taco Bell and talk them into giving you one free taco.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Three run lead is more than kenough

 

[Just a bit outside]

 

[LesterFan]

That has to be caught

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Bello is scuffling his ass off.

 

[Doc Zero]

Fuck off, Calzone.

 

[LogansDad]

Ugh

 

[jmcc5400]

Not a great route.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Fuck off, Calzone.

Porn version of American Pie

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Not a great route.

Magellan he ain't.

 

[reggiecleveland]

Fuck off, Calzone.

 

[Doc Zero]

View attachment 68401

 

[twibnotes]

Ugh - that was an awful 1-2 pitch

 

[jmcc5400]

Really hanging that change.

 

[LogansDad]

Just awful. Needed a shut down inning there badly.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!

 

[phrenile]

How'd he even hit this?:

 

[bosockboy]

Pretty crucial game honestly. Gotta get this one.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

That pitch was insanely filthy

 

[Remagellan]

NIFTY!

 

[LogansDad]

This ump is awful. Might be using the same D20 as Chang.

DURAN

 

[JOBU]

My man with leather

 

[patinorange]

Sweet catch.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Benintendiesque grab by Duran.

 

[mauidano]

Most Improved 2023!

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Duran having a night

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

Durantula

 

[bosockboy]

My gut said that was trapped. Great play.

 

[Doc Zero]

Duran being one of my favorite players this year is really giving me a lot of psychic damage and making me unsettlingly aware of how wrong I may be about everything I think I’m sure about

 

[jmcc5400]

Grand Theft Duran.

 

[Doc Zero]

How often do you see it?

 

[E5 Yaz]

They're still proposing trades in there