7/7/2023 Oakland @ Boston - Hey, Let's Find The Stroke!

[TFisNEXT]

That was so bad after going 2-0 on the count

 

[InsideTheParker]

I love Yu.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Welcome back.

 

[TFisNEXT]

Chang baby!

 

[Bergs]

Yu Chang (Yu Chang)
Your place in this world
Yu Chang (Yu Chang Yu Chang)
Your place in this world

That's terrible. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

 

[Harry Hooper]

SS eats the turf!

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Funky cold delivery on this kid.

Would you describe it as a medina?

 

[Coachster]

Wong struck out, but you don’t have to. OK Cupid, the official dating site of the Boston Red Sox.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Basehit!

 

[Bergs]

Duran!

 

[InsideTheParker]

That's terrible. I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that.

You saw it. You know you did. We saw your admission you saw it.

 

[YTF]

Would you describe it as a medina?

He's definitely cold

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

BABIP is having an intense sexual relationship with the Boston Red Sox right now.

 

[budcrew08]

Turner is on fire right now

 

[Bergs]

Would you describe it as a medina?

You know that's his last name, right?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Willie Middlebrooks is an excellent color man. Glad to have him in the mix.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Weirdness in the infield.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Willie Middlebrooks is an excellent color man. Glad to have him in the mix.

"Yuh." - Tim Wakefield

 

[absintheofmalaise]

You know that's his last name, right?

I know no one's name on the As. Sorry I fucked up your joke.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Now that's what you're supposed to do to the A's.

 

[Bergs]

I know no one's name on the As. Sorry I fucked up your joke.

Fair enough.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Toeing the slab for Boston, the incomparable BIG PHALLUS NICHOLAS!

 

[E5 Yaz]

I've seen enough tonight to convince me that the Sox are going to sweep

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Another hilarious inning.

 

[Al Zarilla]

I know no one's name on the As. Sorry I fucked up your joke.

Tony Kemp because of the 2018 ALCS and Mookie throwing his ass out at 2B.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM!

 

[InsideTheParker]

Tony Kemp because of the 2018 ALCS and Mookie throwing his ass out at 2B.

Actually, I remember Kemp making a wonderful catch in that series.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Nick is done with Kemp.

 

[Al Zarilla]

A's announcer says got him looking before the ball gets to the plate.

 

[YTF]

I've seen enough tonight to convince me that the Sox are going to sweep

Are they not a good team this year?

 

[Harry Hooper]

Arrrgh, NESN stream dies right before SoSH server takes a nap.

 

[Moviegoer]

Are they not a good team this year?

Im not sure these guys could beat Greenville.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Dugie with wallpaper on his left arm?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

B I G

D ! C K

N I C K !

 

[Harry Hooper]

Nifty drop pitch gets the K for the 3rd out.

 

[E5 Yaz]

this is going to be a painfully long weekend, just waiting for the top of the ninths to be over

 

[InsideTheParker]

Which team gets the first picks? (i.e., one of the guys from L.S.U.)

 

[E5 Yaz]

Which team gets the first picks? (i.e., one of the guys from L.S.U.)

Pirates are first

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Pirates, Nats, Tigers

 

[Al Zarilla]

Jarren pulled the outside pitch instead of going with it, predictable result. Learn!

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

Guess who's never ever buying Birddogs?

This fucking ad is insufferable.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Thanks for the info about the draft picks.
It's amazing that this Medina guy with the high ERA is so much better than the guy Kotsay chose to start the game.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

You a Fabletics guy?

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Leave it to this booth to make Rickey stories boring.

 

[E5 Yaz]

It's amazing that this Medina guy with the high ERA is so much better than the guy Kotsay chose to start the game.

well, when he came in he gave up three run-scoring hits and threw a wild pitch ,,, so, not that much better

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

You a Fabletics guy?

Man, I'm a St. Vincent de Paul guy.

Or any brand that knows how to write a commercial that won't irritate me.

 

[InsideTheParker]

well, when he came in he gave up three run-scoring hits and threw a wild pitch ,,, so, not that much better

OK, that must have been when I went out to get the hummingbird feeders. I thought that was the other guy. Never mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bergs]

My lord, DOB butchered that Rickey/Olerud story.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Oh for FUCK'S SAKE!

 

[Bergs]

Jesus fuck, Raffy.