6/27 Meet the Marlins
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I hope the Marlins allow more runs than they score in each of their next three games.
2 SS to cover for Kiké's shortcomings seems sensible. No CF seems aggressive, though.
View: https://twitter.com/tylermilliken_/status/1673769707990556705
Nvm. Quoted a Tweet which had Kiké & Hamilton at SS & Verdugo & Duvall in RF.
This seems better...
View: https://twitter.com/tylermilliken_/status/1673770939027210240
View: https://twitter.com/tylermilliken_/status/1673769707990556705
Nvm. Quoted a Tweet which had Kiké & Hamilton at SS & Verdugo & Duvall in RF.
This seems better...
View: https://twitter.com/tylermilliken_/status/1673770939027210240
I always think about "average runs allowed vs runs scored" in SSS with the famous 1961 Pirates Yankees World Series.....
Hopefully the Sox score more in every game.... allow less in every game.
1. Luis Arraez (L) 2B
2. Jorge Soler (R) DH
3. Bryan De La Cruz (R) LF
4. Jazz Chisholm Jr. (L) CF
5. Garrett Cooper (R) 1B
6. Jean Segura (R) 3B
7. Jesus Sanchez (L) RF
8. Jacob Stallings (R) C
9. Joey Wendle (L) SS
1. Jarren Duran (L) LF
2. Justin Turner (R) DH
3. Alex Verdugo (L) RF
4. Rafael Devers (L) 3B
5. Adam Duvall (R) CF
6. Triston Casas (L) 1B
7. Enrique Hernandez (R) 2B
8. David Hamilton (L) SS
9. Connor Wong (R) C
Alcantara (RHP) v Whitlock
2. Jorge Soler (R) DH
3. Bryan De La Cruz (R) LF
4. Jazz Chisholm Jr. (L) CF
5. Garrett Cooper (R) 1B
6. Jean Segura (R) 3B
7. Jesus Sanchez (L) RF
8. Jacob Stallings (R) C
9. Joey Wendle (L) SS
1. Jarren Duran (L) LF
2. Justin Turner (R) DH
3. Alex Verdugo (L) RF
4. Rafael Devers (L) 3B
5. Adam Duvall (R) CF
6. Triston Casas (L) 1B
7. Enrique Hernandez (R) 2B
8. David Hamilton (L) SS
9. Connor Wong (R) C
Alcantara (RHP) v Whitlock
Game 80
A game short of the midway mark,
the Sox return to Fenway Park
to meet the Marlins and embark
on a 3-game stand (What the fark?)
(Not a real word. No need to narc.)
Please hear me out. Now listen! Hark!
We need to find some kind of spark
to wrap up the half season’s arc.
(One that will last, not be a lark.)
We’ve been up and down, light and dark.
The difference day to day is stark.
We’ve been Superman. We’ve been Clark.
We’ve been the ant and the aardvark.
Tonight, let’s show a sense of snark.
Let’s not be fish. Let’s be the shark.
A game short of the midway mark,
the Sox return to Fenway Park
to meet the Marlins and embark
on a 3-game stand (What the fark?)
(Not a real word. No need to narc.)
Please hear me out. Now listen! Hark!
We need to find some kind of spark
to wrap up the half season’s arc.
(One that will last, not be a lark.)
We’ve been up and down, light and dark.
The difference day to day is stark.
We’ve been Superman. We’ve been Clark.
We’ve been the ant and the aardvark.
Tonight, let’s show a sense of snark.
Let’s not be fish. Let’s be the shark.
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Hide the laptops
/kidding, Clay!
Will always remember the only no hitter I witnessed in person
Thank you for that
It's fortunate that it's not raining. It's rained on and off all day out here in the Valley and now it's cold.
Cora on EEI pregame said Yoshida is dealing with something but will hopefully be available tomorow.
The human rhyming dictionary, LynnRice is his name
He's always on point, and never misses a game
He's got rhymes galime, he's got rhymes galilla
He's got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller
He's got rhymes in the castle and in the pagoda
You know he's got rhymes like Abe Vigoda
There's more to him than we'll ever know
and he's got mad hits like Sadaharu Oh
He's got more rhymin' action than my man John Woo
and he's got mad hits like he is Rod Carew
Lucky for us, his poems always pop
You know he can't, he won't, and he don't stop
Bustin' out rhymes every night about these jocks
He's got way more wins than the Boston Red Sox
Chronicling the games, cutitng through the noise
And he never has to rip off the Beastie Boys
Keeps the rhymes flowing, even if the Sox play stanky
He's never sucking it up like those motherfarkin' Yankees
Got the words to describe a Brayan Bello heater
He can even rhyme Masataka Yoshida
Whether the Sox look good or very beatable
He's got the poems to make these game threads readable
We gather here to read him like bees to the hive
It's the poetry master LynnRice 75
Thanks, @The Gray Eagle.
I am headed to the West Coast for a vacation this weekend.
The time zone shift, busy plans, and the lack of service in the National Parks has me a little nervous about keeping my routine.
We shall see how it goes.
I suspect shorter, simpler, poems if I can them done at all.
You see that wonderful nonsense by @The Gray Eagle? And night after night of the great @LynnRice75 ?
And what does NESN give us in return? Motor Mouth. Yech.
And what does NESN give us in return? Motor Mouth. Yech.
F me. I worked 2nd shift last week and third shift the week before so I haven't seen a lot of Sox baseball lately. 1st shift this week and I'm treated to this shit show of a three man booth.
Sadly, it looks like he may have used up all his good stuff to accomplish that rarity.
