6/10 7:35 EST- @ The Toilet PT II: Please, shit where you eat.

[SemperFidelisSox]

German is the opposite of Cole for Devers. Bad career numbers.

 

[strek1]

This is one of Dever's ongoing problems. He cuts down on his zone and has a good game. Then he thinks he can hit everything again and gets himself out.

 

[E5 Yaz]

So, I have to watch the FOXcast online, and I can only get the Spanish broadcasters. I'm guessing I'm not missing much

 

[patinorange]

That was a no clue at bat.

 

[Beomoose]

So which MLB or FOX exec was watching POV porn and decided to do that with an Umpire?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Houck looks dominant.

 

[Moviegoer]

That was boootiful.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

So, I have to watch the FOXcast online, and I can only get the Spanish broadcasters. I'm guessing I'm not missing much

Turn off the SAP button.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Bob Sheppard: "Batting third for the Yankees ... the rightfielder ... Number 24 .. Willie Calhoun ... Who the fuck is this guy?"

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

9 pitch inning with 2 K's. Nice first, Tanner

 

[E5 Yaz]

Turn off the SAP button.

I'm not falling for that. It took me 36 years to figure out the answer when you asked me "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

I'm not falling for that. It took me 36 years to figure out the answer when you asked me "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

Well? I'm waiting.

 

[E5 Yaz]

The walking man walks

 

[Doc Zero]

For the love of fucking God could we please limit the fucking Ump Cam to replays?

 

[strek1]

He just walked a guy Adam! AND Then Aroyyo with the first pitch swing! Argh

 

[simplicio]

Dammit how did that not find grass.

 

[Ale Xander]

Good hold?

 

[patinorange]

Oh my, how do you not score there with two outs.

 

[strek1]

He's got to score on that with 2 outs.

 

[simplicio]

Wtf is the strike zone BTW?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Good hold?

It's hard for an 18-wheeler to regain speed after a sharp turn

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

He would have been out by 10 feet

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

This ump is ass.

 

[Moviegoer]

Good hold?

Good hold. Casas woulda been dead meat.

 

[E5 Yaz]

He would have been out by 10 feet

Exactly. You have to start with the realization that RF is only 223 feet from home plate

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Squandtastic.

 

[strek1]

And the familiar leadoff walk squander. Another liner right at somebody. Gotta send Casas and hope for a bad throw.

 

[patinorange]

He would have been out by 10 feet

That's what makes it sad. Did Casas take off with the crack of the bat like he should have?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Well, they ripped the ball that inning.

 

[strek1]

Good hold. Casas woulda been dead meat.

But with our track record of 2 out hits they have to send him and hope for a bad throw.

 

[E5 Yaz]

And the familiar leadoff walk squander. Another liner right at somebody. Gotta send Casas and hope for a bad throw.

Except it wasn't. Even in Spanish, I knew that

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

That's what makes it sad. Did Casas take off with the crack of the bat like he should have?

He did. But he's really slow, the ball was hit really hard, and right field is really short.

 

[strek1]

That's what makes it sad. Did Casas take off with the crack of the bat like he should have?

I know. Incredible he couldn't score on that.

 

[YTF]

Hicks is gone, Judge is on the DL and Stanton doesn’t play OF.

Bauers and Oswaldo Cabrera have the most LF time for the NYY this year, with Hicks gone. iKF has been out there a bunch, too. Nader and IKF have the most CF time. Franchy played 15 games in RF for them and hit .148 while doing so

Wait, what? I thought Franchy was one of those former Sox who was finding huge success after leaving Boston.

 

[Moviegoer]

That's what makes it sad. Did Casas take off with the crack of the bat like he should have?

He did. It's just he runs like a milkman.

 

[LynnRice75]

That's what makes it sad. Did Casas take off with the crack of the bat like he should have?

On the replay, he certainly appeared to be just running it out like it was likely to be caught. Didn’t really turn it in until after he rounded second. I think had he run hard the whole time, he’d have scored easily even with the close fence.

 

[E5 Yaz]

He did. It's just he runs like a milkman.

More like the cow

 

[E5 Yaz]

He did. But he's really slow, the ball was hit really hard, and right field is really short.

I admire your willingness to keep trying

 

[scottyno]

Does it really count as a squander when you didn't score because you hit 2 rockets that were caught? Not like the batters didn't do their jobs

 

[Ale Xander]

Does it really count as a squander when you didn't score because you hit 2 rockets that were caught? Not like the batters didn't do their jobs

Hit ‘em to where they ain’t?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

I admire your willingness to keep trying

I'm just killing time until you tell me the idiot in suspense thing.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Wow

 

[absintheofmalaise]

I'm not falling for that. It took me 36 years to figure out the answer when you asked me "How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"

How long have I known you?

 

[mauf]

Anyone else notice the mix on the audio is screwy? We could barely hear the conversation with Turner because the voices were mixed way down, and the ambient noise at the stadium way up.

 

[scottyno]

Hit ‘em to where they ain’t?

Every batter should try this, it's so simple

 

[E5 Yaz]

How long have I known you?

Since the '06 Boston Americans bash

 

[Moviegoer]

Sale going down sucks, but is it really devastating to the Sox? Was anyone counting on him for anything? I thought it was more anything from him no matter how minimal was a bonus.

 

[patinorange]

Speed burner!

 

[strek1]

STOP swinging at that crap Devers!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

That basehit was Justin time!