6/10 7:35 EST- @ The Toilet PT II: Please, shit where you eat.

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

As with last night's game, I'll be working, so I'll be catching the action via the 'EEI stream. I'll need the rest of you to be my eyes on this one.

I have zero faith in Houck, but let's just see how it plays out.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Mash the MFY

 

[catomatic]

Contemplating a trip to Stade Fasciste with my 14 year-old, tonight. If anybody knows of a way to get in that doesn't require GMAC Financing, I'm all ears...

 

[absintheofmalaise]

It worked yesterday. And there are a couple more if need be. The main board is rife with candidates!

i have a friend who swears that theo is where this is headed behind the scenes

 

[LynnRice75]

Game 65
A 1 run win in the series premiere.
Raffy remembered how to hit the sphere.
Whitlock was locked in. (Though Kenley caused fear.)
Back to 500 again. That's still not top tier,
but we’re not counting the Sox out this year.
We still believe, and to quote Will Shakespeare,
“Our doubts are traitors.” We hold those words dear.
True Sox fans have faith that won’t disappear.
Rooting for Boston’s our second career,
a strict moral code to which we adhere.
We won’t run away like Roberts from Gere.
We’ll tune into tonight. Our mission is clear.
We’ll post to this page, and we’ll persevere.
We’ll create Good Times (just like Norman Lear),
We'll watch the Sox, and hope they engineer
another big win to bring us Bronx cheer.

 

[Moviegoer]

Runaway Bride?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Game is on FOX

 

[brandonchristensen]

finished my latest movie at 4am and am fully fried

could use another win today

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Have to say one of the best parts of last night's game was the TOG: Any Red Sox/yankeee game under 2:45 is a miracle

 

[E5 Yaz]

1. Gleyber Torres (R) 2B
2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B
3. Willie Calhoun (L) RF
4. Giancarlo Stanton (R) DH
5. Jake Bauers (L) LF
6. DJ LeMahieu (R) 1B
7. Billy McKinney (L) CF
8. Kyle Higashioka (R) C
9. Anthony Volpe (R) SS

Houck v German (RHP)

 

[E5 Yaz]

It's Gammons/Ryan Day
View: https://twitter.com/pgammo/status/1667559827051085824

 

[InsideTheParker]

My wireless modem needs replacing. Sneaking a peek thru hubby's ethernet-attached laptop to read today's poem.
Boy, is his keyboard dirty. (don't tell him I said that.)

 

[Sandy Leon Trotsky]

Game 65
A 1 run win in the series premiere.
Raffy remembered how to hit the sphere.
Whitlock was locked in. (Though Kenley caused fear.)
Back to 500 again. That's still not top tier,
but we’re not counting the Sox out this year.
We still believe, and to quote Will Shakespeare,
“Our doubts are traitors.” We hold those words dear.
True Sox fans have faith that won’t disappear.
Rooting for Boston’s our second career,
a strict moral code to which we adhere.
We won’t run away like Roberts from Gere.
We’ll tune into tonight. Our mission is clear.
We’ll post to this page, and we’ll persevere.
We’ll create Good Times (just like Norman Lear),
We'll watch the Sox, and hope they engineer
another big win to bring us Bronx cheer.

You have my ear.

 

[E5 Yaz]

1. Alex Verdugo (L) RF
2. Masataka Yoshida (L) LF
3. Justin Turner (R) DH
4. Rafael Devers (L) 3B
5. Adam Duvall (R) CF
6. Triston Casas (L) 1B
7. Christian Arroyo (R) 2B
8. Reese McGuire (L) C
9. Enrique Hernandez (R) SS

 

[Ale Xander]

7:35 because of the Belmont Stakes, right?

 

[absintheofmalaise]

They had to push the game back because Cora had to run to the store to buy the good bread and got caught in traffic.

 

[mikeford]

1. Gleyber Torres (R) 2B
2. Josh Donaldson (R) 3B
3. Willie Calhoun (L) RF
4. Giancarlo Stanton (R) DH
5. Jake Bauers (L) LF
6. DJ LeMahieu (R) 1B
7. Billy McKinney (L) CF
8. Kyle Higashioka (R) C
9. Anthony Volpe (R) SS

Houck v German (RHP)

Who the fuck plays outfield for this team? I'll admit I've been fairly checked out on baseball in 2023 because the Sox are not great but man alive what IS that.

 

[Blizzard of 1978]

1. Alex Verdugo (L) RF
2. Masataka Yoshida (L) LF
3. Justin Turner (R) DH
4. Rafael Devers (L) 3B
5. Adam Duvall (R) CF
6. Triston Casas (L) 1B
7. Christian Arroyo (R) 2B
8. Reese McGuire (L) C
9. Enrique Hernandez (R) SS

What a difference having Duvall lengthens the line up. Can't wait for Story to get back to lengthen it more.

 

[Ale Xander]

Who the fuck plays outfield for this team? I'll admit I've been fairly checked out on baseball in 2023 because the Sox are not great but man alive what IS that.

Willie Calhoun, Billy McKinney, and Jake Bauers

 

[Ale Xander]

What a difference having Duvall lengthens the line up.

But it weakens the OF and SS defense
Not an issue if he hits anywhere like in April though

 

[brandonchristensen]

There’s nothing worse than a Saturday night game.

 

[Ale Xander]

There’s nothing worse than a Saturday night game.

Sunday night games?

 

[brandonchristensen]

Sunday night games?

I think I prefer that. They both suck though.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

I think I prefer that. They both suck though.

As a charter member of the old, no social life club, I love weekend night games.

 

[brandonchristensen]

As a charter member of the old, no social life club, I love weekend night games.

I’d rather they ruin my morning than my night.

 

[Ale Xander]

I’d rather they ruin my morning than my night.

You can record it and watch tomorrow morning?

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

I’d rather they ruin my morning than my night.

I don't drink in the morning.

 

[mikeford]

Willie Calhoun, Billy McKinney, and Jake Bauers

yes but who the fuck are any of those people. this is the new york yankees, they are supposed to be brand names.

 

[Ale Xander]

yes but who the fuck are any of those people. this is the new york yankees, they are supposed to be brand names.

@Brand Name

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Who the fuck plays outfield for this team? I'll admit I've been fairly checked out on baseball in 2023 because the Sox are not great but man alive what IS that.

Hicks is gone, Judge is on the DL and Stanton doesn’t play OF.

Bauers and Oswaldo Cabrera have the most LF time for the NYY this year, with Hicks gone. iKF has been out there a bunch, too. Nader and IKF have the most CF time. Franchy played 15 games in RF for them and hit .148 while doing so

 

[brandonchristensen]

You can record it and watch tomorrow morning?

And miss the agony?

 

[brandonchristensen]

I don't drink in the morning.

No better time to start

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

And the winner of the Belmont Stakes is…..Mark Teixeira! Congrats, Mark.

 

[mikeford]

Hicks is gone, Judge is on the DL and Stanton doesn’t play OF.

Bauers and Oswaldo Cabrera have the most LF time for the NYY this year, with Hicks gone. iKF has been out there a bunch, too. Nader and IKF have the most CF time. Franchy played 15 games in RF for them and hit .148 while doing so

Yeesh, no wonder these losers are battling us for cellar dweller.

 

[Salem's Lot]

And the winner of the Belmont Stakes is…..Mark Teixeira! Congrats, Mark.

Outstanding lol

 

[Back Bay]

And the winner of the Belmont Stakes is…..Mark Teixeira! Congrats, Mark.

Where does Lackey rank?

 

[Ale Xander]

Joe Davis is blind

“packed house?”

hahaha

 

[Back Bay]

Let's start the night by scoring.

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

Joe Davis is blind

But his eyes are wide open.

 

[Ale Xander]

Let's start the night by scoring.

Prom night

 

[Ale Xander]

Damn that was a hanger

 

[Back Bay]

So this pitcher is a nibbler.

 

[Ale Xander]

Let’s go Raffy!

 

[S. H. Frog]

Umpire cam is shitty

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

That basehit was Justin time!

 

[strek1]

Take the walk Raffy!

 

[E5 Yaz]

Where does Lackey rank?

He showed, right behind SJP

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Shortporch one right the fuck out of this Little League shithole, Rafael!

 

[Moviegoer]

Devers has been in a slump for nearly a third of the season and he's STILL third in RBIs? Crazy.

 

[Ale Xander]

Yankees want Devers to bunt to third

maybe he should have